-- Thu Oct  1 21:24:24 1998

Base of the Great Tree(#17RDHJLMS)
     You are at the base of a very large and ancient tree, as old as the world 
 itself. The aura of ageless power that surrounds it is almost tangible in the 
 air. Near the base of the tree is carved a rune or glyph of some sort that 
 glows with the magic of the tree. The glyph looks like a thick white line 
 turning into a ram's horn all encased in a circle. It seems oddly familiar.
     A rope ladder hangs down from a Treehouse built on the lowest branches of 
 the Great Tree. Just beyond, you spy a weird-looking Mushroom and a Wall of 
 some kind. Newby Haven, a school in the basics of MUX, lies to the east, and 
 to the west is a path into the unknown.
Important Stuff:                        Connected Players: 
  SIGN - Please Read(#67Ss)               ScottyDog(#8526PXOc)
  Housing Info(#3524Ss)                   Zenty(#2576PXOcei)
Other Contents:                           Medwyn(#4596PXOce)
  Little Old Man(#2361MOns)               LITE(#4PXMOW-c)
  The Enchanted Rope(#5054)               Kamek(#1788PXHOce)
  Silver Birdhouse(#506es)                poohbear(#1691PXNOci)
  Infinite Call Button(#5252I)            sTiLe(#1334PXMOUWc)
  Rope Swing(#5279Mae)                    Kareila(#3PXMOWace)
  Chaotic Clock(#7568M)                   Cyric(#963PXIOw-cei)
  Scavenger Hunt List Generator(#7730IO)  Bobby(#7886PXOwUcei)
  ChaoticMUX: Birthday Cake(#7746O)       Draci(#5091PXIOUces)
  Get a Clue! (tm) Machine(#7749IY)       
  Infinite Drone(#7856Ii)                 
  card for chaotic(#9080)                 
  Slice of Birthday Cake(#9098d)          
Obvious exits:
Into the Treehouse <UP>  Wall of Fame <WF>  Mushroom <M>  Newby Haven <NH>  
 The Forest Primeval <FP>
hellspawn appears suddenly from the shadows of the trees.
hellspawn has arrived.
Kareila says "all right, everyone get cozy :)"
Kamek hides in the corner.
sTiLe whips out a pair of bean bags and his cat and curls up
ScottyDog has left.
Tardis fades into the room silently.
Alierak mangles the MUX's data that refers to his location, thus appearing 
 here.
Alierak has arrived.
Zenty says "What are we getting cozy for?"
Alierak says "hee hee"
Announcement: Kareila shouts "Storytime is starting at the +gt... come when 
 you want, leave when you want, tell stories if you want, I'm logging the 
 whole thing :)"
sTiLe says "are we telling stories or NOT?"
sTiLe lags extremely
From the Birdhouse in his Soul, LITE screams, "Yay! =D"
Kareila says "who wants to go first?"
LITE says "Yes yes yes"
Alierak says "doofus, she said we are"
LITE oo oooo ooos :)
LITE will go :)
sTiLe says "litey said he had one"
LITE does!
Kareila calls on... the guy right behind LITE
LITE d'ohs!@
Kareila hehe
Kareila says "just kidding... go ahead :)"
poohbear says "once upon a time there was a cosmic explostion, a chaotic 
 big-bang, and everybody had an orga**"
Kareila snickers
sTiLe baps poohbear
Kareila says "cmon, pooh, this is a family mux ;)"
LITE says "OK.. the story of how Bobby became the only nuked Wizard.. added 
 with a little typical pixie flavour"
sTiLe says "why didn't you TELL me about that so I could be sure to attend?! 
 :)"
Kareila says "pixie flavor?"
Alierak says "thank you pooh (Kar, can we emacs that out of the log? ;)"
LITE says "er... nuked staff"
hellspawn says "Heheh... me'n Zenty have a story after LITE. ;)"
LITE says "Yep."
Zenty says "pixie flavor? LITE's gonna make himself out to be good"
sTiLe says "nuked staff, lite"
sTiLe says "oh"
Kareila says "uh, sure, I'll be trimming out the spam anyway"
LITE says "OK.. so anyways :)"
LITE says "Once, long long ago, there was a silly pixie.. and his name was 
 LITE."
Kareila says "when did bobby become a wizard?"
sTiLe says "any resemblance to the silly pixie talking atm? :)"
Zenty says "I don't believe you, LITE!"
LITE says "LITE liked to bound among the trees and be silly.. as pixies wont 
 to do."
sTiLe says "he corrected himself, kar"
Kareila says "ah"
hellspawn says "Same day Niggy made me god. ;)"
Kareila will edit the log :)
Kareila snickers
LITE says "One day.. the great goddess Kareila deemed an Easter Egg hunt to 
 occur.."
LITE says "And so it was."
sTiLe grisn
Kareila looks worshipful
Zenty says "Is this about Kar or LITE?"
LITE makes goddess like noises
hellspawn says "But wait! There's more!"
Kareila giggles
LITE says "Everyone had a great time and had loads and loads of easter eggs to 
 take home."
Zenty says "I had a whole 3! :)"
LITE says "But the eggs, as eggs wont to do, got old and boring.. and maybe 
 even a little moldy."
hellspawn had 1. ;)
Kareila says "stinky, even"
LITE says "stinky, even"
Zenty says "SO that's why my inventory became a bit stranged"
sTiLe had one that he turned into a viscious puppet
hellspawn says "Heh."
LITE says "And so the great admin Bobby decided to collect the old and stinky 
 eggs and put him in a room."
Kareila says "ooh, George the Red Egg, I remember him :)"
Zenty says "him?"
Kareila says "it"
LITE says "and them"
Kareila says "whatever :)"
Zenty says "WHoa, bobby collecected eggs and SHOVED himself in a room!"
Kareila says "so then what happened, LITE?"
LITE says "He asked for the great gods.. known only as the ChaoticMUX Wizards 
 to get rid of the stinky eggs.. and so LITE, the silly pixie decided to do 
 so."
Zenty says "and thus the story continues..."
Kareila says "'only'? pshaw :)"
sTiLe grins
sTiLe says "twas a him"
LITE says "Using the great lcon() spell.. he nuked all the eggs in the room."
LITE says "Unfortunately, LITE did not check to see if his lcon() spell would 
 destroy anyone in the room with the eggs.."
Zenty says "and any leftover staff"
sTiLe says "oops."
Alierak snickers
LITE says "So it was that in a FIERY mass of explosions and stinky egg bits, 
 Bobby found himself suddenly without form."
Zenty says "as if he had any to begin with"
poohbear says "heehee"
sTiLe HEH
LITE says "Emberassed.. and a little upset.. the pixie BEGGED Alierak to 
 create an Alternate Chaotic.. one where Bobby was still with us. And so it 
 was."
sTiLe says "ZOT. :)"
Cyric has disconnected.
A tiny troop of faeries carries Cyric's sleeping body away.
Alierak says "LITE was like, omigosh, I killed Bobby! What do I do???"
LITE says "And LITE thusly did take the alternate bobby and bring him to this 
 world. And so endeth the lesson."
Kareila says "The moral of the story is: Never put all your eggs in one 
 basket?"
Medwyn chuckles
LITE says "The moral of the story is.. always check to make sure people aren't 
 in the rooms yer destroying. Amen, brother pixie"
Alierak says "no, that's 'never nuke all your eggs with one command'"
sTiLe says "and then get int he basket while you're holding it, thereby 
 wedgying yourself?"
hellspawn says "No... never put Bobby in the basket with the eggs. ;)"
Kareila says "that's your problem, stile ;)"
sTiLe says "so, hs, zenty, you gots a story?"
hellspawn grinz evilly...
sTiLe hehs at kar
LITE says "yes, stile DID learn how much a buttload was today ;)"
sTiLe lagsssssssssssssssss
sTiLe did?
Alierak says "uh, sure"
Kareila says "I think it was approximately the size of your brain?"
LITE says "He has a brain?"
Zenty says "What brain?"
LITE boggles. Learn something new every day!
sTiLe says "go ahead w/the story, hs/zenty"
hellspawn says "Woo..."
hellspawn says "You start, Z-man. ;)"
sTiLe wansta go after them
Zenty says "Your idea, you first :)"
Kareila nods to stile
hellspawn mutters...
Zenty grinz
Medwyn hands out pixie sticks..=)
LITE ooos!
Kareila gets out a coin... heads-or-tails? ;)
LITE grabs one :)
Zenty burns one
LITE says "What a waste of a sugar hji"
Kamek grabs LITE. Oops...got half of it right :P
LITE says "hi too"
sTiLe says "speak up, hs, we can't hear you muttering :)"
Kareila snorts one
hellspawn says "Anyway, it all started almost a year ago... Halloween of last 
 year, actually."
LITE says "Not Pixie's Stick! Pixy Stix!!"
LITE blushes
Zenty says "Whoa, burn a pixie stick and get '1 queue entries removed.' *GASP"
Medwyn lol
sTiLe incinerates his pixie stick
LITE Waits to see if a story is going to be told
Kareila says "I remember last halloween... our first attempt at a haunted 
 house :)"
sTiLe fehs at zenty, I lagged or I woulda said that first
sTiLe says "hs is telling one, lite"
LITE laffs. Yow!
Zenty says "First failed attempt :P"
Kareila thought it turned out okay
hellspawn says "Everyone (I hope) remembers the costume contest that was going 
 on..."
LITE says "Yeah... not bad.. coulda been better"
Kareila says "yeah"
hellspawn says "I still say me 'n' Zenty shoulda won."
LITE laffs. oh yesh!
sTiLe nods
hellspawn grinz...
Zenty nods
Kareila says "what were you guys wearing?"
sTiLe says "probably eachother's names?"
hellspawn says "Well, it was fun, 'cuz the whole night, Zenty was me, and I 
 was him."
Kareila doesn't even remember what /she/ wore :)
Zenty says "Whoa, sTiLe typse fast"
sTiLe BINGO
hellspawn says "And descs, and even random comtitles, sTiLe. ;)"
LITE does.. you were a unicorn
Kareila says "oh yeah"
sTiLe also lags lotz
LITE says "And I was cookie monster and poohbear was richard nixon"
sTiLe says "so is that the story or is there more?"
Kareila says "I don't think I ever knew that, hellsie"
LITE is thinking of being sailor moon this year ;)
LITE didn't knew
Zenty says "So, LITE, you were your normal self?"
poohbear says " ia am not a CROOK!"
LITE says "Heh."
Kamek grins and he knows what HE is going to be this year :P
sTiLe wonders why hs and zenty didn't log in as eachother instead :)
poohbear will be grover cleveland this year
Zenty says "too easy :P"
hellspawn actually thinks we did for a few minutes... ;)
LITE hmms..
LITE says "Wasn't it halloween someone logged on as helios? or was it 
 freakofna?"
sTiLe says "so was that the story, hs?"
hellspawn says "Zenty's supposed to be helpin. ;P"
Zenty snickers
Zenty gots his own story :P
KillroY appears suddenly from the shadows of the trees.
KillroY has arrived.
Wolfgang appears suddenly from the shadows of the trees.
Wolfgang has arrived.
sTiLe says "tell the story already, hs, I'm on a tight time budget here"
LITE says "me too =("
hellspawn says "Well, anyway, we had people fooled for the longest time... It 
 was neat. ;)"
Kamek is too. He still has homework. TELL ZENTY TELL :P
LITE leaves at 10:30 no matter wot :(
Kareila says "I was sure fooled :)"
Zenty says "Who you destroying... erm... coding for?"
LITE me toos.
hellspawn grinz...
hellspawn says "That's why we shoulda won. ;)"
Kareila says "stile, your turn :)"
sTiLe nods, ok
Alierak remembers how on April Fools', LITE and sTiLe decided to remove Kar's 
 wizbit as a joke and none of the globals worked :)
Zenty raises his paw after stile! ;)
LITE says "Next april fools day.."
Kareila laughs
sTiLe hehs
LITE bwahahahahahahahahas
sTiLe says "lite, we have to tell that one"
sTiLe says "anyway"
LITE oks :)
KillroY grinz
Kareila says "after zenty :)"
sTiLe says "I think it was after Random's trial?"
hellspawn says "Trial?"
hellspawn says "woohoo."
Zenty says "Whoa, random trials!"
sTiLe is askin the adminnies, they prolly know
LITE randomly finds Zenty guilty
sTiLe says "kar, when was it that I was wizzified?"
sTiLe lags
Zenty is innocent DANG IT
Kareila says "after Scythe's trial."
LITE nodnods
sTiLe says "ok"
hellspawn says "Heheheheh... Scythe."
Zenty says "sTiLe, your a wiz?"
Zenty gasps in shock
Kamek hehs.
LITE laffs
hellspawn says "He likes to think he is."
Alierak says "random trials: pickrand(guilty/not guilty/hung jury/mistrial)"
sTiLe says "So this is right after Scythe was tried for spamming tesla (and 
 viceyversa).. Well, I have to go back a ways for this one."
Alierak says "er, ,/"
Regin appears suddenly from the shadows of the trees.
Regin has arrived.
Regin says "Hi!"
LITE notes to Alierak.. that's what they did with OJ
Kamek says "Regin!"
Alierak says "hiya Regin"
Rachel has arrived.
Regin dropped Rachel.
Destiny has arrived.
Regin dropped Destiny.
LITE says "hi Regin"
Regin brought more too.
Regin giggles.
Regin was taxicab
Destiny says "hihi!"
Zenty says "wasn't it stile that was complaining about long stories"
Regin sits down in the grass.
Kamek says "Regin: Can't they type +gt? :P"
Kareila giggles
sTiLe says "When I first came here, I started building an area called the 
 capture the flag area. It was cool, it was a full fledged capture the flag 
 game. Everyone liked it. At one point, Enigma came by."
Regin likes carrying pretty women! ;b @ kamek
Kareila says "He didn't @Nuke the thing?"
LITE picks up medwyn. Me too ;)
hellspawn says "Oooh... Enigma."
Kamek :P @ regin.
Medwyn laughs at Lite.
sTiLe says "The big evil niggythingummy told me that I was creating fun, and 
 that we couldn't have that, and that my punishment was Immortality"
Destiny says "now who is enigma?"
hellspawn ;P @ Kamek and Regin. ;P
LITE says "Enigma is our god, Destiny"
Kareila says "Enigma's our pathetic excuse for a god"
KillroY says "spamaspam two wins spam..."
KillroY has left.
Zenty shivers at the thought... fun...
Kamek :P @ #2792 #4499 #5557 #7778 #5062 #1065 #4 #3417 #2576 #9098 #4596 
 #1788 #1691 #1334 #3 #7886 #9080 #5091 #7746 #7856 #7749 #7730 #5252 #5054 
 #506 #5279 #7568 #2361 #3524 #67
Kamek says "Doh, locn returns dbref :P"
Kareila says "lol"
Zenty says "umm?"
hellspawn says "No, really?"
Kamek says "Thwack, I'm stupid :P"
Regin chuckles.
hellspawn says "Dat's what iter()'s for"
LITE wonders if we can beat record today
Destiny says "good greif! what is that?!?!"
sTiLe says "so later, I got upgraded to staff, because I asked.. then after 
 that, I got a few extra powers, and needless to say, I kept moving up and up"
Kamek knows, but uhh, done forgot :P
Kareila says "I thought your immortality was punishment for using the @clone 
 bug to grab money, stile"
sTiLe wonders if anyone's listening
sTiLe says "n ono no"
LITE says "Yeah!"
Zenty :P @ Destiny  Rachel  Regin  Wolfgang  Alierak  Tardis  LITE  hellspawn  
 Zenty  Slice of Birthday Cake  Medwyn  Kamek  poohbear  sTiLe  Kareila  Bobby 
  card for chaotic  Draci  ChaoticMUX: Birthday Cake  Infinite Drone  Get a 
 Clue! (tm) Machine  Scavenger Hunt List Generator  Infinite Call Button  The 
 Enchanted Rope  Silver Birdhouse  Rope Swing  Chaotic Clock  Little Old Man  
 Housing Info  SIGN - Please Read 
Destiny is
Regin says "I'm listenign Stile"
Zenty says "Happy? :)"
Kamek :P at the iter() :P
Kamek :P at the iter() :P
sTiLe says "ok :)"
LITE says "it was! cause u pissed me off big!"
Regin says "Stile rocks.."
Alierak says "try filtering for people"
Kareila says "thanks zenty, you've proved once again you're the god of spam :)"
sTiLe says "anyway, So after the trial, I wandered off and afk'd for, oh, 
 about 10 or 15 minutes... And when I came back, boy was I in for it."
Zenty says "Anytime :)"
Alierak says "nonono, I think I have him beat with the spam wedge"
Kareila says "not here, okay?"
Alierak nodnods
hellspawn grinz. ;)
sTiLe says "I mean, all over the channel, all of the admins were just sitting 
 there cussing me out, Telling me I better get my but over to the trial area, 
 I was in big trouble mister, etc etc etc."
Zenty says "Hey, I'm the most ORIGIONAL spammer here so, BAH :P"
sTiLe says "I was, needless to say, freaked. :)"
LITE lafflaffs. We were evil!
sTiLe says "Rather, not freaked, but a bit piqued"
Alierak says "zenty, wanna see the spam wedge?"
Kareila says "maybe it would be worth mentioning that you were the one in 
 charge of security?"
Destiny says "oh cool! you actually put my card up?"
Zenty says "if it's from you, it's hardcoded :P"
Kareila says "and that you had previously hacked yourself into a royalty bit."
Kareila says "yes, destiny :)"
sTiLe says "so I wandered on over recalling the last few things I'd done 
 trying to figure out what I had done wrong."
Alierak says "nah, this is a line of softcode"
LITE says "it was Kareila and me giving u the big hard time, wasn't it stile?"
Destiny grins happily...that made my day! :)
Zenty mumbles... Type in 4 pages of spam and then call me
hellspawn says "card?"
Kareila types ---> look card
card for chaotic(#9080)
o/~
 ~..~     >o    ,
 (oo)     ( >)      'O'##'    '##'O'
           //        "  "      "  "
 hippo    birdie        2 ewes,
 ~..~     >o    ,
 (oo)     ( >)      'O'##'    '##'O'
           //        "  "      "  "
 hippo    birdie        2 ewes,
                     \'  `/     ,,,,
 ~..~      >o   ,     \  /       @@
 (oo)       ( >)      (@@)     * O *
            //        (#)      \   /
 hippo    birdie     deer     chaotic...
 ~..~     >o    ,
 (oo)     ( >)      'O'##'    '##'O'
           //        "  "      "  "
 hippo    birdie        2 ewes!
Love and Bubbles,
 Destiny :)
Wolfgang thunk it was story time, me can't make out a single tale of chaotic 
 nature in this mess.
hellspawn says "Woooooooo...."
Kareila says "um, well, that's chaos for you :)"
Kareila says "I'll edit the log"
LITE says "That's CHaotic for ya :)"
LITE says "We're so friendly, that :)"
sTiLe says "Kareila and LITE started in on me.. and aldar and all the other 
 staffs.. Telling me that ever since i'd gotten to the mux, I'd been stealing 
 power. That I'd snuck under their noses and subverted them into liking me and 
 giving me all SORTS of powers."
sTiLe says "I was laughing at first, but then I started to realize, WHOA, 
 they're SERIOUS!"
sTiLe says "Finally kareila summed it all up by saying, "Well, this time, 
 stile, you've gone TOO FAR!""
Zenty wonders if anyone's truly paying attention...
Destiny is
LITE is!
Kareila is :)
Regin says "I am."
Kareila says "this is what I did:"
Kamek ain't :P
Rachel is 2
Zenty says "Nuke him?? *BEGS*"
Kareila types ---> say hasflag(stile,wizard)
Kareila says "1"
Wolfgang says "Stile, when are you gonna start the story :P"
sTiLe says "then, and I quote:
Kareila types ---> "[hasflag(stile,wizard)]
Kareila says "1"
Kareila says "and I let him figure it out :)"
sTiLe bites kar
Kareila grins
Zenty says "Did it take 3 or 4 decades?"
LITE spanks stile
LITE says "No, stile was fairly bright back then ;)"
sTiLe says "Needless to say, they wizzed me and got me good for it :)"
sTiLe bites lite
LITE cries
hellspawn says "Damn lemmings."
sTiLe says "so.. who's next? lite and I with the April Fools Messup?"
LITE says "no. zenty."
hellspawn tosses sTiLe over a cliff.
Kareila says "zenty's next'"
sTiLe splats all over hs
Zenty says "So, if stile was fairly birght back then... what happened?"
poohbear finishes ironing
sTiLe says "Ok, zenty's up"
hellspawn says "Heheheh..."
Kareila says "he got dim? :)"
LITE does dim.
LITE turns off.
Zenty says "Dang, LITE bulb went out"
LITE shorts out.
LITE says "Some better change me!"
Zenty says "anyways.... Since the fun of almost a year ago can come up, I 
 think i'll join in"
LITE says "Someone too"
sTiLe sighs
Medwyn turns Lite on. =)
poohbear pulls out the baby powder
LITE woos!
Wolfgang says ""Don't chanege LITE, we like him the way he is."
Zenty says "LITE should remember this one"
LITE lissens
Draci finally returns from replying to email. Now I can watch!
Kareila hugs Draci :)
LITE hugs too
Draci says "erk!"
Alierak yawns
Zenty says "I decided I wanted to prove to almost everyone on here that I 
 could be fully different from the way I acted."
Lothos appears suddenly from the shadows of the trees.
Lothos has arrived.
Zenty says "REmember, LITE, when I changed my name, and had it not been for 
 the site even YOU Could have seen me?"
Zenty says "couldn't"
LITE says "Yeah.. to FreakOfNa, wasn't it?"
Kareila waves to Lothos :)
LITE nearly nuked ya
Zenty bops LITE
Alierak says "cool, 28 people on"
LITE says "Helios?"
Draci says "who"
Regin knows that at least one more will be coming.
Kareila says "you"
LITE says "Am I thinking of a different person"
Zenty says "I don't remember the name, but it was going from evil to purfectly 
 good"
Draci says "argh, grr."
LITE says "oh! OH! Yeah!"
Zenty says "I fooled the whole mux into believing I was someone completly 
 different"
LITE says "just after we started the labyrinth!"
Draci types who and gets a screenful of apam.
Zenty nods
sTiLe has no remembery of this :)
Destiny says "sorry guys, i gotta get off now...:("
LITE awwss. see ya Destiny
Alierak says "night"
Draci waves.
ScottyDog appears suddenly from the shadows of the trees.
ScottyDog has arrived.
Zenty waves
Kareila hugs Destiny
hellspawn remembers dat...
Kareila says "see ya later! thanks for the card! :)"
Thomas has arrived.
Reginwaves to Destiny
Draci says "sheesh, you all make me wish I was here when Chaotic first 
 started. ;)"
Destiny hugs everybody, waves, and you're welcomes karkar for the 
 card...bye...:)
Zenty grinz... And even though everyone that knew was attempting to give me 
 away *GLARE HELLSPAWN* I still managed it
sTiLe says "done, zenty?"
Thomas waves to everyone
Destiny has disconnected.
A tiny troop of faeries carries Destiny's sleeping body away.
Zenty says "See, So you can't say I'm fully bad :P"
LITE never did.
sTiLe says "just mostly ;)"
sTiLe says "Zenty used to be nice..."
Kamek could be untwinkish if he wanted to...:P
sTiLe wonders what happens, to throw a line back ;)
Zenty shoves sTiLe up LITE's nose
Ktulu appears suddenly from the shadows of the trees.
Ktulu has arrived.
Kareila says "that's what they all say, kamek :)"
sTiLe says "happened even"
Ktulu Waves
LITE says "There's only one person I truly hate in my bones. And one person 
 online I can't stand (Helios)"
sTiLe says "I rest my case ;)"
LITE snerks!!
Kamek grins at Kar.
hellspawn says "I'm fully bad :P"
Alierak says "cuz he hacked into LITE's account on chaotic"
LITE says "I know an old pixie who snerked up a stile. It's been a while since 
 he snerked up a stile"
Thomas snickers
Zenty baps hugspawn
Alierak says "helios I mean"
Kamek says "I'm a big bad twink :P"
sTiLe squeezes out
Zenty says "Yea, i'm done, unless ya'll want me to start going into how 
 idiotic sTiLe can be :)"
sTiLe dies
Kareila says "gosh, does anyone want to tell THAT story tonight?"
Ktulu sighjs
Draci says "don't twinks tend to get @nuked, Kamek?"
LITE says "Which story? :)"
Zenty says "Anyone remember the time Kar blamed ChaoticMUX crashes on him? :P"
sTiLe says "what story, helios?"
Kareila says "helios"
LITE says "Helios?"
Kamek says "Hmmmmmmmm....I don't recall, Draci :P"
Zenty laughs evily
LITE ers.. if u want :) As a warning
Draziw appears suddenly from the shadows of the trees.
Draziw has arrived.
Ktulu says "c-ya all"
Wolfgang says "Okay, so I have a story, okay.. Well I was sitting at home, and 
 ok, this guy comes soon, did I mention I was new to the MUX. Okay well I 
 showed up at this guys house... Or was it the other way around? Anyhow the 
 guy says, he says... Well I can't really remember what he says but I was just 
 sitting there, or was I in the bathtunb? Oh well, this guy says something 
 really funny and I laugh so hard that milk comes out of my virtual nose, okay 
 and, this is the great part, I say, I say "Not YOU, I mean the rabbi in the 
 bunny costume!!!!""
Alierak says "everyone repeat after me, 'helios'."
Draziw says "noooooooooooooo"
Kareila waves to Ktulu
LITE says "bye ktulu"
sTiLe says "How about lite and I tell the April Fools Messup :)"
Regin says "ya Ktulu"
ScottyDog says "Bye"
Ktulu has left.
Draziw has left.
Kareila claps for Wolfgang
Kareila says "ok, stile :)"
LITE claps for wolfie too.
LITE clapclapclaps
Lothos has disconnected.
A tiny troop of faeries carries Lothos's sleeping body away.
ScottyDog has left.
Wolfgang bows, thank you thank you
LITE says "First of all.. the idea was STILES!"
Kareila says "mmm hmm"
sTiLe pulls out a big rubber stamp which says "TSILAERRUS" on it, runs to 
 Wolfgang and stamps it on his face!
sTiLe hides
Kareila taps her foot and looks peeved ;)
LITE says "Ok.. so.. how many of you people here know the staff regularly 
 plays prnaks on each other?"
LITE says "pranks too"
Alierak raises LITE's hand
Draci raises a hand halfway.
Zenty pulls out a miniature laser and etches "No Brain." into sTiLe's head.
Kamek hmms, and wonders if you capitilized sTiLe's name to yell it if it would 
 look like StIlE :P
poohbear raises his hand
LITE changes Alierak's colours
Alierak :)
Medwyn raises a hand. =)
sTiLe pushes lite, just enough to make him trip on the banaena peel, and 
 sticks out a pie for him to land on, face first.
Kareila pulls out her rubber stamp and runs over and stamps "APRIL FOOL!" on 
 LITE's forehead.
LITE says "I AM THE official April Fool!!"
hellspawn flashes a mirror in LITE's face. ;)
Kareila grins
poohbear says "how many people know that poohbear incites many of these pranks 
 :0"
LITE says "So.. it started with someone *AHEM* Toilet Papering the Meeting 
 Room"
sTiLe says "OOH!"
poohbear says "heehee"
sTiLe says "Pooh, toilet paper, you tell that one next"
sTiLe says "or lite tel it"
LITE says "Then, from there, Aldar's Aardvark got tp'ed.."
sTiLe says "tell it even"
sTiLe grins
Kareila says "he's telling it now"
sTiLe forgot they were related
Zenty says "The Aardvark!"
LITE says "Basically someone..."
Kareila says "the aardvark is STILL tped"
Regin quietly gets up and sneaks out to get the game prep'd
Kareila waves to Regin :)
LITE pokes stile, zlana and poohbear. Decided to tp the Meeting Room
sTiLe says "ooooh, bring him on down"
LITE says "At first I didn't notice :) Then I did and I got upset :)"
Rachel has left.
Regin has left.
Draci says "isn't the meeting room's bb still tp'd? I can't remember."
poohbear says "wha? me?"
Arielle appears suddenly from the shadows of the trees.
Arielle has arrived.
LITE says "So.. I got back who I THOUGHT did it.. Aldar!"
sTiLe says "yeah :) that was the funny part"
LITE says "To only realize later it was stile, zlana and poohbear"
Kareila hugs Arielle
sTiLe says "then he got the hall of suds :)"
LITE says "Then I got zlana's meeting room.."
Kamek gets bored of reminiscing on things he does not have in his memory :P
LITE says "then i got evil :)"
Arielle hug Kareila
Kareila says "so anyway, we're a much of stinkers..."
Kareila says "go on to the funny part :)"
LITE went into Soreth's Horde Cave.. stole his money and tp'd it
Kamek says "If you want me, I'll be annoying Regin :)"
LITE says "So.. April Fools comes alonmg"
LITE says "EVERYONE is looking for good ways to get their fellow staffies"
sTiLe lagalots
Kamek has disconnected.
A tiny troop of faeries carries Kamek's sleeping body away.
poohbear says "and the poohbear gets away with everything to live happily ever 
 after"
LITE says "So.. my idea was to turn all the coke on the MUX to Pepsi"
sTiLe nukes pooh belatedly
Thomas has left.
LITE says "sTile's idea was to dewiz Kareila.."
hellspawn steals pooh's honeypots!
hellspawn has left.
sTiLe says "Now wait a sec"
poohbear says "noooooooo"
hellspawn appears suddenly from the shadows of the trees.
hellspawn has arrived.
LITE says "wot?"
poohbear drops the hunny jar with a THUD.
hellspawn grinz evilly.
poohbear happily stuffs his face with hunny. Yum!
poohbear lifts up the hunny jar, trying not to burst any seams. Oof!
A cuckoo bird jumps out of the Chaotic Clock and screams, "I'm CUCKOO for 
 Cocoa Puffs!"
A rabid pixie eats the cuckoo, thinking it had said "COOKIE!", and a voice 
 announces, "The time is now 10 PM."
sTiLe says "It was meant as a funny little joke, you know, We've secretly 
 switched Kareila's wizbit with folgers crystals, let's see if she notices 
 type thing"
Alierak says "ooh ooh ooh. once, I was rearranging the furniture to get to the 
 space where we were gonna install an a/c in the wall. I had to move the 
 computers across the room, but one of the cords wasn't long enough. I 
 figured, what the heck, it's just a vt220 connected to a serial port, big 
 deal. So I logged onto chaotic, announced I was halting the machine 
 temporarily to move it, and that it would be Quick and Painless (TM). I got 
 it back together an hour later, plus or minus a crash and some hard disk 
 corruption..."
LITE laffs. Yes
Kamek appears suddenly from the shadows of the trees.
Kamek has arrived.
sTiLe says "Nothing meant as mean or anythihng, just see what happens when she 
 tries a wiz cmd"
Arielle has left.
sTiLe says "anyway, go on"
Kareila says "rak, wait your turn! :)"
Alierak says "noooooo"
LITE says "So.. we decided to get Kareila."
LITE says "We set her !wiz"
sTiLe grins at rak, I remember that :)
LITE says "Problem is.. Kareila owns EVERYTHING!!!"
Kareila gloats
Draci says "well, half the mux."
LITE says "So.. within 5 minutes all Kareila's money was gone.."
LITE says "Cause of globals and stuff.."
poohbear says "ooooo my!"
sTiLe says "And she got spammed to death .."
LITE says "Logging on she was spammed with messages"
Kareila says "and none of the master room code worked any more :)"
poohbear LOL
Draci laughs, this is funny when it's retold. ;)
sTiLe says "And we felt stupid :)"
LITE says "We would have gotten away with it if we had just given Kareila 
 free_money"
sTiLe says "she bit our poor furry heads off :)"
Kareila says "most definitely the most ill-conceived prank ever to mar the 
 face of the mux :)"
LITE says "But it is funny when you look back at it"
LITE says "OK.. I'm done :)"
Alierak thinks some of the globals had to be wiz-inherit anyway tho
sTiLe says "and we felt just a tiny bit sheepish :) If I remmeber, right, rak 
 didn't like the idea"
Kareila says "oh, of course :)"
LITE votes for rak to go next
sTiLe thought he went already
LITE says "rAK WAS ALL FOR IT!"
sTiLe says "He was?"
Kareila says "mmm hmm"
LITE nodnods
sTiLe says "well.."
Alierak told the unplugging story in the middle of yours :)
Kareila says "nobody realized the extent of my POWER!!! bwahahaha*coughchoke*"
sTiLe promised himself he'd go to bed at 10
LITE says "Original Suggestion was to switch Rak's !wiz character with 
 kareila's"
sTiLe types ---> @clone Aldar=Kareila
LITE Exorces Kareila
LITE exorcizes too =P
Kareila says "phew, sorry, got carried away :)"
ScottyDog appears suddenly from the shadows of the trees.
ScottyDog has arrived.
Kareila says "GAH!"
ScottyDog needs 5 more items. :)
sTiLe says "(timing)"
hellspawn says "Brb."
LITE says "Speaking of the devil"
hellspawn has disconnected.
A tiny troop of faeries carries hellspawn's sleeping body away.
hellspawn has left.
sTiLe says "anyway, let's see here"
sTiLe says "got a little admin tagteam going on, bye everyone"
Aldar appears suddenly from the shadows of the trees.
Aldar has arrived.
Kareila waves to stile
Aldar says "Muwahaha"
Wolfgang says "So oaky, here is another story.. Okay this happened like 5 
 years ago, okay. Well I was young and you know how youngsters can be, well I 
 was being bored and I, um , didn't feel lik doing anything and so I was 
 napping in the microwave and, um, this guy shows up, a different guy, I think 
 his name was Jed, well, okay, this guy goes "Where's my money" and I am all 
 like "I ain't got your money" and he is like a gangster or a thug, you know. 
 Well he pulls his piece and I laugh cause it is a piece of chicken and I am 
 all like "What's up with that" and he is all "I'm hungry buckoo" well in the 
 end we ended up getting drunk and living together in a college dormatory for 
 17 mos. eating nothing but head cheese and drinking warm flat pepsi.. or was 
 that a dream?"
LITE says "see ya stile"
Kareila hugs Aldar
sTiLe piledrives lite's toe while he's at it
Aldar says "AAAAAAAAAAGH"
Alierak says "hiya, radla"
LITE ACKS!
Kareila says "that was a dream, wolfie"
Aldar collapses
LITE had that dream!
Kamek oughta go too. He has to do homework...sigh :P
ScottyDog says "Bye!"
Kareila says "Feel free to leave folks... this is being logged for posterity 
 :)"
poohbear says "oh no.."
sTiLe says "The word is posteriority, kar"
Kamek says "Ooh, goodie. Stuff to read when I'm bored :)"
LITE considers the story of Acrophobia
Alierak says "heh"
Kareila says "m hmm"
LITE checks out stile'
sTiLe says "learn to spell, mis "Site admin" ;)"
ScottyDog has left.
LITE checks out stile's posterior
sTiLe gah!
sTiLe sheds it and runs
Zenty catches his kitten
LITE says "That's miss, stile ;)"
Kamek snickers.
Kareila sighs and wonders where to start with the tale of helios
Aldar must also depart soon
Kareila says "it's mrs, you suck :)"
LITE knows!
Alierak says "okay, miss LITE, whatever you say, ma'am"
sTiLe has disconnected.
A tiny troop of faeries carries sTiLe's sleeping body away.
Aldar has to study for history test tomorrow
Kamek uhmms...gotta cause some trouble before he leaves.
LITE says "Start with Chaotic being changed and LITE's new acct"
Zenty says "tale?? more like horror storie :)"
Kareila says "hmm... no, earlier than that"
Aldar says "start with the discovery of helium"
Kamek wavies.
LITE says "ok"
Wolfgang has a hundred more stories for you viewing pleasure!
3...2..1
LITE says "No.. i mean the account he hacked"
Kamek has disconnected.
A tiny troop of faeries carries Kamek's sleeping body away.
Kamek has left.
LITE says "the one with the bad password"
Little Old Man interrupts his silent contemplation and says softly, "When I 
 was four I stopped pretending I was a woman. Now I am Bob Dole."
Kareila says "okay... once there was this guy who came to our mux, his name 
 was helios, and he was a jerk."
Aldar says "you already done the scavenger hunt?"
LITE amens
Kareila says "aldar: some have, some are still going"
Aldar hmms
LITE didn't do it :(
Kareila says "so, as most of you know, our policy is, "Don't be a jerk." So we 
 showed him the door."
LITE herms
Zenty says "and he broke it open"
LITE Thought he hacked before that.
LITE might be wrong
Kareila says "then he came back under a different name, and we showed him the 
 door again."
Kareila says "you're wrong, LITE, shaddup :)"
Zenty says "and he broke it open, again"
Alierak says "you're definitely wrong, lite, we'd already thrown him out"
LITE cwiez!
Kareila grins
LITE says "So I'm wrong. I admitted i could be."
Kareila smooches LITE's nosie and continues
hellspawn appears suddenly from the shadows of the trees.
hellspawn has arrived.
Zenty says "noise?"
Vadal appears suddenly from the shadows of the trees.
Vadal has arrived.
Kareila says "no, nosie"
LITE says "nosie :)"
Kareila says "now, where was I"
hellspawn makes noise.
LITE beeps Zenty's nosie
Zenty says "noise? :)"
Vadal says "we telling strories?"
Aldar goes looking for scavenger hunt items
LITE nods to Vadal
Aldar refuses to cheat :)
Vadal says "yeehaw"
LITE says "good!@"
LITE throws cheaters out of the game!
Vadal would if he could heheheh
Aldar surges with energy, flashes and disappears.
Aldar has left.
Kareila says "ok, so this guy was being a real loser, asking people for 
 personal info and being generally harassing and derogatory to people."
Zenty says "there goes my winnings ;P"
LITE says "Just the way we hate 'em"
Kareila says "but after we got rid of him the second time and sitelocked him 
 from the mux, we thought we had seen the last of him. Boy, were we wrong."
Wolfgang says "Okay so like last week we were like not doing anything, this 
 was me and, um, hellspawn I think. Anyhow me and him were like siting around 
 cause that is like all we ever do. Okay so we go to the store to buy some 
 snacks cause we were all hungry and stuff, so when we come back there is all 
 this like spam on our screens. Okay and I mean like the meat stuff.. And so 
 HS was all like what are we going to do so I founnd a fork and started eating 
 it only to find all kinds of like electronic spam on the screen and we were 
 all like "Bummer" and so we went on a 3 state killing spree and wasted like 
 seventy people and when we were done all of our like frustration was gone."
Vadal (wonders if we are telling stories of thing sthat happened to us on 
 Chaotic)
Kareila says "and they all lived happily ever after?"
Kareila says "yes, Vadal"
Medwyn bops Wolfgang.."Its not your turn. =)"
hellspawn says "Argh! Why'd you tell?"
Vadal has one
Kareila says "It turns out that this helios freak was a site admin at a UK 
 ISP, and he knew how to hack unix machines. He managed to figure out LITE 
 had an account on our machine, and broke into it."
LITE had a dumb password
Draci says "wow."
LITE was using summer acct and never used chaotic acct tho till school year
Draci says "a site /admin/? Or is that a whole 'nother story?"
hellspawn says "Err... he was a site admin?"
Vadal says "god, sex, secret, or love, LITE?"
Vadal says "heheheh"
Wolfgang says "Okay, so this is like my last story. Kay, well one day I was 
 all like sitting by the great tree and stuff, okay, so I was all like telling 
 stories and sookay, I like loged off."
Wolfgang has disconnected.
A tiny troop of faeries carries Wolfgang's sleeping body away.
LITE boots woolfgang ;)
Kareila says "he then proceeded to log into the MUX from chaotic itself as a 
 guest, and tried to convince the people who were on that he was LITE and had 
 forgotten his password."
Vadal says "heh"
LITE says "As if :)"
LITE says "No one is like me :)"
Vadal says "couldn't happen, nobody is that weird...cept for me"
LITE says "Even you people who knew me for a long time could impersonate me 
 that well :)"
Alierak says "well, he sure seemed to be a site admin, perhaps he just 
 0\/\/|\|3D them"
Kareila says "well, they were understandably suspicious... and right about 
 then, I logged into the MUX and saw lite was on from that site in the uk 
 that I had banned, and all hell broke loose."
LITE says "er.. could NOT impersonate me that well"
Vadal says "heh"
Zenty says ";n=HNG9Yr)"
Zenty could :P
Vadal thouoght it was Jaena.
Kareila says "He started writing me on the shell... initiating ftp 
 sessions... I was killing everything as fast as I could... then BOOM, the 
 local router died."
Vadal whistles, "That's quite a hacker."
Kareila says "I just about had a heart attack then and there"
Vadal is reminded of that final scene in Hackers heheh
Draci says "well, yeah, one can only remember so many pids from 'ps' output at 
 a time, and one can only type so fast.."
hellspawn says "Well, there's killall..."
hellspawn says "And someone coulda killed his login pid *I love that one*"
Alierak ended up killing inetd for a while
LITE says "There's more to this"
LITE pokes kareila
hellspawn knows. ;)
Kareila says "So, to make a long story short, we took the machine offline for 
 about a week to check for damage, then changed its IP address, and Alierak 
 figured out how to take the proper security measures with site access, and 
 we emailed a lot of people but never got an apology, and eventually he 
 stopped bothering us."
LITE says "had helios looked.. I had tf on my account. He could have logged on 
 AS ME"
Kareila says "yes, it could have been much worse than it was."
Vadal says "heheheh"
LITE says "Er.."
LITE says "There's more, guys :)"
Vadal has a story when y'all are done.
LITE says "Story ain't over yet :)"
hellspawn hehs... And a few months after that, when all the hassle died down, 
 he harassed me over at my place. ;P
Medwyn says "brb"
poohbear says ""woooo, this dude is a loon"
Vadal sits down from trying to escape to the Cyber-John...
Kareila says "yeah, he keeps popping up in odd places."
Vadal says "heh"
Vadal says "He's a one-night-stand hacker I guess"
Kareila says "so the moral of the story is, if you come on from a UK site and 
 request a character named helios I'll kick your butt ;)"
Vadal says "heheheheh"
hellspawn snickers...
Vadal says "what if I just like sun-oriented greek mythology??"
LITE pokes Kareila. Can I have a char.. I wanna name is Helios?
Kareila @nukes LITE :)
hellspawn says "HEH"
LITE wants to create it and kick it's butt all over the internet
Kareila says "ok, Vadal, your turn :)"
Vadal says "heheh"
Vadal says "yaaaaay"
poohbear waves nitenite to all
Alierak says "Mark and Apollo came on and created a 'Helios Island' and we 
 were all suspicious for a while :P"
LITE hops up n down. Tell us a good story, unca Vadal! ;)
Vadal says "Ok, I happened to start chatting with a gal online...as is my 
 usual deal yanno"
Vadal says "heh"
poohbear has disconnected.
A tiny troop of faeries carries poohbear's sleeping body away.
Vadal says "anyway, I'm just messing around, flirting and all..."
Vadal says "we're getting along real well, I'm in rare form, cracking jokes 
 and stuff...."
Kareila says "yeah, yeah, we all know what a stud you are"
Vadal says "then I find out the gal is GUY....I always suspect, but to be so 
 defined heheh"
Vadal shivers.
Vadal says "From then on, I was much less flirty...scarred me for life."
Kareila says "was that here, Vadal, or elsemu?"
Vadal says "here"
Kareila says "weird :)"
Draci shudders. HERE?
Vadal says "why would I talk about something elsemu? Is this the ELSEMU party? 
 I thought not"
LITE makes comments about Jorina
Vadal says "heh"
Vadal says "yeah here"
Vadal says "JORINA< that's his name"
hellspawn snickers @ LITE.
LITE says "ooo.."
Kareila says "yeah, he snookered Aldar too"
Vadal meant a comma, but the < works too
LITE says "He got Aldar too =P"
Vadal got really ticked, I don't refer to him as a female anymore
Alierak says "oh, you mean you weren't here when he changed his gender?"
Vadal says "I think you are sick if you pretend to be from opposite sex"
Vadal yes I was
LITE says "Only a few of us were, Rak"
hellspawn snickers... It was interesting...
LITE uhs..
Kareila says "He was originally Jorin... some of us were onto him from the 
 start."
Alierak says "he said he needed more practice playing females, and started 
 changing stuff"
Vadal says "ohhhhhhhh now"
hellspawn grinz...
LITE pretended to be of the opposite sex off n on for a while, Jorina.. but 
 not here =P
Vadal says "now=no"
Vadal says "No I wasn't here"
Aldar appears suddenly from the shadows of the trees.
Aldar has arrived.
LITE says "er.."
Draci says "weird."
LITE bahs n gets confused.
Vadal wishes somebody had said somethign!!! heheh
Kareila says "I did tell Aldar :)"
LITE says "We didn't know he was flirting with you"
Aldar says "huh?"
Aldar says "what?"
Kareila says "I didn't know he got you too though"
Vadal says "thank,s that really helps ME heheh"
Kareila says "if I knew I'd have told ya"
Zenty miss much?
Vadal @baps Jorin to all heck
LITE says "Jorina schnookered Vadal too."
Vadal says "thanks"
LITE says "oh OH! I got a story!"
Vadal says "I do appreciate it"
LITE wonders if Doma is about
Vadal says "go lite, go lite, it's ya birthday.."
Alierak says "but hey, ara did the same thing to TommyGurl"
Vadal says "heh"
Alierak says "becoming arabello for a night"
LITE tells the story of Doma :) And why, for about half a day, I thought Doma 
 was a girl
Vadal says "wait, ara is a guy, right?"
Vadal says "oh"
LITE says "ara is a girl, vadal :) Very much girl :)"
Vadal says "oops, I mean a girl"
LITE says "Anyways.."
Kareila laughs
LITE says "When Doma first logged on, I remembered him from a previous place."
Vadal says "my brain shut down for a minute there, had yo exit and reboot...."
Vadal says "that's what happens when you use Setience 95"
LITE says "He was on OtherMUSh with me."
Vadal says "setience=sentience"
Kareila says "heh"
Alierak lol
LITE says "So.. we get this mail.. and it's from Doma"
LITE says "But it's using Doma's mom's acct"
Vadal was on othermush....dunno why I even said it...continue...
LITE says "For... like half a day.. IO was sitting there trying to get out of 
 him whether he was a she"
Draci ohmys. :)
LITE says "Kareila nearly killed me :)"
LITE says "The end."
arabella appears suddenly from the shadows of the trees.
arabella has arrived.
LITE says "Who next?"
Vadal wonders if we should move to a different room?
Aldar says "why?"
Vadal says "kinda spammy here..."
LITE thinks ara should tell a chaoticMUX related story :)
Draci says "why?"
Draci d'ohs, that was in bad context.
LITE says "she';s been here almost from the beginning"
Vadal waves to ara...they call her ara-BELL-a...(mello yello song)
Aldar says "how did the tardis get here?"
Vadal has too
Vadal says "Aldar recruited me hehe"
Alierak used it to get here
Aldar blinks
Kareila didn't even notice
Vadal just didn't come back for a bit until after Happy went down
Draci grins, I think I saw it.
LITE thinks we sorta begged ara to come :) She was wizzing discordia at the 
 time
Kareila says "still is"
LITE says "Still is"
Aldar says "still is"
Alierak was running around on scavenger hunt and figured out how to use the 
 tardis, so sue me
Vadal doesn't wiz, but he IS applying for staffship, hint hint, admins
LITE says "Echo"
Kareila types ---> sue rak
Aldar says "Echo"
hellspawn says "still is"
hellspawn says "Heh. LAG."
LITE says "Are u gonna repeat everyting I say?"
Kareila says "y'all suck :)"
Aldar says "Heh. LAG."
Vadal says "LOL"
LITE says "That's what we heard about u, Kar dear ;)"
hellspawn THWAPS Aldar into the next dimension.
Aldar says "Are you gonna repeat everything I say?"
Alierak types ---> use kar
Kareila feels used
Zenty says "eww"
LITE types ---> abuse Kar
Vadal types ---> discard Kar
Kareila cries
arabella is having monster lag
Zenty types ---> abustificated Kar?
Vadal says "heheh"
Kareila snugs ara
Alierak types ---> be abused by Kar
hellspawn hugs ara
LITE says "Some of them want to use you. Some of them want to be used by you.. 
 some of them want to abuse you.. some of them want to be abused."
Vadal suggests Ara try to by a faster Monster, then
Vadal says "SWEET DREAMS ARE MADE OF THEEEEESE"
Vadal heh
Kareila says "so, does anyone else have any stories they want to share of the 
 old days?"
Vadal says "er"
Aldar says "hmmm"
Kareila says "or even the new days"
hellspawn says "What's the occasion?"
Alierak says "whooeee"
Reddragon appears suddenly from the shadows of the trees.
Reddragon has arrived.
Vadal says "I have one from a place that wasn't here"
LITE says "how about the story of the birth of Alierak? :) or why you can 
 never be sure if Kareila is Kareila ;)"
Draci sighs, I still wish I could've seen the good old days myself.
Kareila says "rak should tell that one :)"
Vadal saw some of them...
LITE nods
hellspawn saw some of da good old days. :)
Alierak recalls his first totally useless hardcode hack, the va/vb colors in 
 the comsys
Reddragon says "ahh yes, the good ol' days :)"
Vadal says "Anyone mind if I tell a Non-chaotic story?"
LITE remember the "good old days"
LITE eeeps a time! I gotta go :(
Zenty says "wolfgang's sister says "Happy birthday Chaotic!""
Kareila says "well, only if it's really good"
Draci says "eek!"
Draci waves.
hellspawn says "Woo hoo."
Vadal says "this is VERY good"
Kareila says "okay"
Kareila hugs LITE
Reddragon tells a non-chaotic story : I just had surgery. The end.
Kareila hugs Red
LITE says "Have y'all had fun on ChaoticMUX's 2nd birday?"
Vadal says "stile and I were on Bobby's old Narnia MUSH....and he and I were 
 working on a new page command"
Kareila has :)
ScottyDog appears suddenly from the shadows of the trees.
ScottyDog has arrived.
hellspawn says "Nope."
Aldar says "no"
LITE kicks Aldar and hellspawn
LITE says "Well have fun dammit!"
Zenty says "Hey, no new admin?? No renaming Enigma?? Damn! ;P"
Aldar says "scavenger hunt is too hard :)"
Alierak says "the comsys va/vb colors had a serious memory leak because I 
 didn't know I had to free the memory used by each attribute lookup. So the 
 mux blew up 8K per channel message for a couple days..."
Draci could've had more fun. :/
hellspawn was at school! :(
LITE says "You will be assimilated!"
Reddragon does a happy dance in praise of kinda-srorta the bday of Chaotic
hellspawn had an exam! :(
Reddragon notes that srorta is actually sorta... :P
Kareila says "awww"
LITE says "You must have fun!"
ScottyDog says "Gotta go now...Bye!"
Vadal says "and no matter how much we tested it we'd always get stuck in an 
 infinite loop whenever we typed "page <person>=<text>""
hellspawn forgot to study! ;(
LITE paints happy faces on everyone :)
ScottyDog still needs 4 things...Oh well
ScottyDog says "Bye!"
Aldar says "You will be asphyxiated! Resiliance is floortile!"
Vadal waves byebye to the leaving people
Reddragon says "please paint an indifferent face on me"
Vadal says "anyway:"
Reddragon :|
LITE says to Vadal.. that's what u get when stile codes ;)
ScottyDog has disconnected.
A tiny troop of faeries carries ScottyDog's sleeping body away.
Alierak says "heh"
Zenty says "he's got problems"
LITE says "anyways.. see y'all tomorrow! =D"
Draci says "nite!"
Reddragon wavers
Alierak says "night LITE"
LITEdances about all pixie and NEARLY Cute like and runs off to sleep a 
 blissful sughar hi sleep
Draci won't be on too much longer either, prolly.
Vadal says "What happened was is that I didn't enter a command to PEMIT the 
 message to people, I was using: "<all our extra stuff> then page %0=%1 to 
 page them!!""
LITE has disconnected.
Reddragon paints an indifferent smiley faceon himself... :| Im now 'so so'
A tiny troop of faeries carries LITE's sleeping body away.
Kareila laffs
Alierak says "hee hee"
hellspawn idles a sec.
Draci says "amazing."
Aldar has a story
Zenty laughs
hellspawn . o O ( Ahh... the good old days. )
Vadal says "It happened over and over and over...I had to logoff like three 
 times to to shut it off"
arabella hugx all the people who hugged her in that lag that left her with 100 
 lines to read
Aldar logged on once, and talked, then logged off, it was really funny
Vadal says "the worst part was that I had it set TRACE and VERBOSE< so I got 
 super spam"
arabella promptly idles to shower
arabella has left.
Reddragon says "thats pretty damned hillarious rak. ;)"
Reddragon :)
Alierak :)
Vadal just realized he told his first nerd joke....SAVE ME
Reddragon notes that it coulda been Aldar I was referring to.. the Unix class 
 is melting my brain.
Vadal scrambles back to the land of the living..
Reddragon says "or whats left of it."
Aldar says "hehe"
Aldar has to go
Aldar hasn't eaten and has to study and other crap
Alierak says "ok"
Alierak says "see ya"
Kareila says "All right then. Final story of the evening. Once there was a 
 girl, and a pathetic excuse for a computer, and an even more pathetic excuse 
 for a server, and somehow she thought it would be a good idea to make it 
 into a place that would be worth going to."
Vadal hah hahs and isn't in college yet, BLAH heheh
Alierak gets tired
Draci says "bye, you."
Aldar says "you picked my busiest day to have a chaotic birthday :)"
Annoyance: Cyric barks, "NARF!!!!!"
Cyric appears suddenly from the shadows of the trees.
Cyric has arrived.
Vadal says "is today the b-day?"
Alierak says "that's pathetic, Kar"
Attention: Aldar yodels, "QUIET, Pinky!"
Reddragon puts his brain in the freezer to save it from melting.
Vadal says "I thought it was the second"
Aldar says "no, red! not the microwave!"
Kareila says "you certainly thought so at the time, rak :)"
Annoyance: Cyric bellows, "What are we going to do today, Brain?"
Vadal agggghhhs
Alierak nodnods
Attention: Aldar shrieks, "The same thing we do every night, Pinky"
Alierak says "the old chaotic sucked big mossy rocks"
Vadal watches Red's brain pulse in the microwave...
Annoyance: Cyric bellows, "Gee, whats that Brain?"
Annoy me! Oh no! hellspawn yammers, "Sleep?"
Attention: Aldar bawls, "Change our underwear repeatedly"
Zenty idles
Annoyance: Vadal booms, "Sell insurance?"
Reddragon put his brain in teh freezer.... not the microwave...
Attention: Aldar bawls, "I mean, try to take over the MUX!"
Kareila says "yet somehow, beyond all rhyme or reason, it worked. we started 
 our mux, and slowly but surely, it began to grow."
Annoyance: Cyric bawls, "NARF!"
Aldar has disconnected.
A tiny troop of faeries carries Aldar's sleeping body away.
Vadal says "God only knows why heheheh"
Kareila grins
Draci grins, you mean it was luck?
hellspawn says "Any new MUX grows by luck."
Annoyance: Cyric yammers, "HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO CHAOTIC! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO 
 CHAOTIC! HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR CHAOTIC! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!!!! And many 
 moooooooooooooooooore! :)"
Vadal says "we've escaped hackers, moves, db shutdowns, darn right there was 
 some luck"
Alierak says "and with some regularity, it crashed, and LITE called to whine 
 'Chaotic is down! I can't even connect!'"
Kareila says "some days were good, and some days were bad, and some days were 
 mediocre. Most days were mediocre. But when it was good, it was excellent. 
 And people began to bring their friends, and their friends' friends..."
hellspawn snickers..
Cyric hmms.. "So, whats in store for tonite?"
Draci chuckles, it IS Soreth's fault I'm here...
Vadal quotes Steve Martin, "And the first day was like, one day. BUt the second 
 was like a week...the third day was like seven hours really, but the next day 
 was like fifty days!
hellspawn finishes his Scavenger Hunt list.
Reddragon has to get back to GREP, and all the wonders thereof
Vadal waves byebye
Alierak says "byeeee"
Reddragon will bbl
Vadal throws a story idea he has out into the public:
Alierak falls over asleep
hellspawn has left.
Kareila says "we've had our ups and downs, but it's gotten us to where we 
 are, and I wouldn't trade a minute of it. Good old days? Hell, there ain't 
 no such thing. We're living them every minute, and may they never end! :)"
Reddragon suddenly explodes into meaty chunks
Reddragon has disconnected.
A tiny troop of faeries carries Reddragon's sleeping body away.
Alierak says "night evvyboddy"
Alierak has disconnected.
A tiny troop of faeries carries Alierak's sleeping body away.
Vadal says "A team of miners is snowed in, and a blind guy who lives there 
 temporarily, leads them to safety cause he memorized the way without seeing"
Cyric says "YAYS! at Kar's speech! :)"
Vadal clapclaps and @Baps himself (in PRIVATE) for interuptting heheh
Vadal says "and I spelled that completely wrong, my apologies"
Cyric grins and listens intently
Vadal sighs, knowing he'll NEVER be a staff member
Kareila says "The final thing I want to say tonight is those of you who were 
 not here for our past: don't let it bother you. You're part of our present, 
 and that's infinitely more important. And together, we'll find the future. 
 This MUX is here because of you, all of you who care about it and connect 
 here day in and day out. Don't ever cheapen the value of that. It's the most 
 precious commodity we can have."
Vadal CLAPCLAP
Kareila says "Vadal, you BEGGED me not to make you staff. Shaddup. :)"
Cyric gives Kar a standing ovation
The house is reduced to applause.
Vadal says "no no, I said no wizbits! I did! I did!"
Vadal pouts. heheh
Kareila says "and you also said you would never code again, hmm? ;)"
Vadal says "And I still am, dangit!"
Kareila grins
Vadal says "I need a patch! A ChaoticMUX Patch!"
Draci is faced at the harsh reality of being quite unmotivated these days, and 
 thus wouldn't make a good staff member. ;)
Vadal says "Ineed to be eased out of this horrible addiction, step by step, in 
 stages I can take..."
Vadal says "heheeh"
Kareila says "We're all addicted Vadal... frankly I've stopped resenting it. 
 I just enjoy it. :)"
Draci sighs, life gets boring at times, and I guess it's a good thing I at 
 least found Chaotic. ;)
Vadal says "hehehe"
Vadal notes the excellent Parrying Kar is doing towards his staff 
 whining...heheh
Draci says "now if I could just finish school, go to college, get a good job, 
 get some motivation, do what I really like..."
Kareila says "oh, I've got LOTS of practice :)"
Vadal says "I can't help it, I have a STAFF infection (hehehe I had to say it)"
Draci says "what, yer wooden staff got eaten by termites?"
Vadal hahs that Draci is obviously an ill-advised Draci.
Vadal sokays....I don't need to be a staff member...I'm fine...<sniff>
Draci says "nah, it was just a not-quite-fitting joke."
hellspawn appears suddenly from the shadows of the trees.
hellspawn has arrived.
Vadal says "it's a very fitting joke"
Announcement: Kareila shouts "Well, the storytime is over... thanks to 
 everyone who came :) Now Regin's running a mystery game in #6303, and he 
 needs 10 people to play. I hope some of y'all will join in :)"

-- Thu Oct  1 22:44:44 1998