Professor Trivial: Chapter 4

[Public] Professor Trivial, Soreth grins insanely.

[Public] Professor Know-It-All LITE says, "Oh.. is it you again?"

[Public] Professor Know-It-All LITE says, "Trying to corrupt the world again? *yawn*"

[Public] Professor Trivial, Soreth says, "Yes, it's me... And I don't corrupt!"

[Public] Professor Know-It-All LITE says, "Yah. Right."

[Public] Professor Trivial, Soreth says, "I made all this possible!"

[Public] Professor Know-It-All LITE says, "You didn't.. tho, admittedly, you had a hand"

[Public] Planeswalker Doma says, "Talon."

[Public] Professor Trivial, Soreth says, "Without me, the fish would still be missing gills!"

[Public] Professor Know-It-All LITE says, "I'm sure Enigma would have caught on to it eventually"

[Public] Professor Trivial, Soreth says, "Hah!"

[Public] Professor Trivial, Soreth says, "He *Created* me to fix up his mistakes!"

[Public] Professor Know-It-All LITE says, "Point taken. Especially after Kareila started complaining."

[Public] Professor Know-It-All LITE says, "Tho I can't imagine why. I mean.. just because the birds couldn't fly and the fish couldn't swim.. so?"

[Public] Professor Know-It-All LITE says, "Things were more interesting back then"

[Public] Professor Trivial, Soreth says, "And of course, a certain band wouldn't have come about if I hadn't inspired Enigma to create music..."

[Public] Professor Know-It-All LITE says, "Not True!"

[Public] Professor Know-It-All LITE says, "And you know it!"

[Public] Professor Know-It-All LITE says, "It was my inane banter that brought music about!"

[Public] Professor Trivial, Soreth says, "Uh-huh..."

[Public] Professor Know-It-All LITE says, "Ah.. yer full of it."

[Public] Professor Trivial, Soreth says, "In any case, I'm free now... and do you know what I'm going to do?"

[Public] Professor Know-It-All LITE says, "Yes. I do."

[Public] Professor Know-It-All LITE says, "You are gonna annoy Aldar ;)"

[Public] Professor Trivial, Soreth says, "Wrong. But I'll tell you anyways."

[Public] Professor Trivial, Soreth says, "Nothing."

[Public] Professor Trivial, Soreth says, "Mind-numbing in its simplicity, isn't it?"

[Public] Professor Know-It-All LITE says, "Not really. Been doing that for years."

[Public] Professor Trivial, Soreth says, "Ah, but I am gifted beyond you! I am Enigma's first spawn!"

[Public] Professor Know-It-All LITE says, "er.... *check Soreth's sex* you don't look like a certain redheaded wench to me"

[Public] Professor Trivial, Soreth says, "You think Kareila came first?!?"

[Public] Professor Trivial, Soreth breaks out laughing.

[Public] Professor Know-It-All LITE says, "I know she did. And me just afterwords."

[Public] Professor Trivial, Soreth says, "That's what Enigma TOLD you."

[Public] Professor Know-It-All LITE says, "Professor Trivial.. I remember when yer hathost was created. It was at least a millenia after the first child of enigma was "born""

[Public] Professor Trivial, Soreth says, "My 'host'.... yes, my host was created later!"

[Public] Professor Know-It-All LITE says, "No, Soreth was born before you, Professor Trivial"

[Public] Professor Trivial, Soreth says, "But the seed of me was in Enigma's mind long before that!"

[Public] Professor Know-It-All LITE says, "It's a pity his parents didn't stay on this plane"

[Public] Professor Know-It-All LITE snorts at Professor Trivial.

[Public] Professor Trivial, Soreth says, "Soreth only found me, pixie!"

[Public] Professor Know-It-All LITE says, "But Soreth was born before you. Check your book of totally USEFUL things.. or do you not have one?"

[Public] Professor Trivial, Soreth says, "After you drove Enigma off, he buried me at the bottom of Mount Boom, knowing that I would only inspire him to create!"

[Public] Professor Know-It-All LITE says, "Er... he buried you down there because you drove your first host insane."

[Public] Professor Trivial, Soreth says, "I am the first child of our lord Enigma!"

[Public] Professor Know-It-All LITE says, "You are a liar."

[Public] Professor Trivial, Soreth says, "I did NOT drive Engima insane! You did! You are his flawed creations!"

[Public] Professor Know-It-All LITE says, "No.. perfect creations.. from a flawed god."

[Public] Professor Know-It-All LITE says, "As were u, your Triviality"

[Public] Professor Trivial, Soreth says, "When I find him again, I will join him... and we shall make perfection again!"

[Public] Professor Know-It-All LITE says, "Kinky"

[Public] Professor Trivial, Soreth says, "It is where I belong, pixie!"

[Public] Professor Know-It-All LITE says, "Enigma doesn't want you any more than it wants me"

[Public] Professor Know-It-All LITE says, "Shall we discuss the near destruction of the MUX the last time you 'sought perfection'... Nomad!"

[Public] Professor Trivial, Soreth says, "That's because he mistakenly thinks that ALL his creations are flawed... an impression YOU drove into him!"

[Public] Professor Know-It-All LITE says, "Nomad Nomad Nomad Nomad Nomad Nomad"

[Public] Professor Trivial, Soreth snorts.

[Public] Professor Trivial, Soreth says, "I am no robot! I am an incarnation of sheer power!"

[Public] Professor Know-It-All LITE says, "Thank you Aldar!"

[Public] Professor Trivial, Soreth says, "And I will not 'destroy' everything imperfect... It will merely be-"

[Public] Professor Trivial, Soreth's eyes glint evily. "Stored."

[Public] Professor Know-It-All LITE says, "Yes. Yes. Ho Hum. *yawn*"

[Public] Professor Know-It-All LITE says, "It already is, dorko. In The Matrix which I support."

[Public] Professor Trivial, Soreth says, "It will be stored in *ME*!"

[Public] Professor Know-It-All LITE says, "Bah."

[Public] Professor Know-It-All LITE says, "You, of course, realize, as protector of the MUX I must stop you."

[Public] Professor Trivial, Soreth says, "You can't."

[Public] Professor Know-It-All LITE says, "We'll see."

[Public] Professor Know-It-All LITE snitches the Trivial Hat!

[Public] Professor Know-It-All LITE folds it up into a cloth airplane!

[Public] Professor Trivial, Soreth says, "You I will drop into Mount Boom.... May some freak of a dragon find you a hundred thousand years from now!"

[Public] Professor Trivial, Soreth cackles as the 'hatplane' bursts into flames and re-appears on Soreth's head.

[Public] Professor Know-It-All LITE says, "Impressive."

[Public] Professor Trivial, Soreth says, "Enigma! My master! My lord! I call you forth!"

[Public] Professor Know-It-All LITE says, "O no you won't!"

[Public] Professor Know-It-All LITE remaps Soreth's keyboard so that he calls for 'Clinton' instead

[Public] Professor Trivial, Soreth turns Clinton into a mule with the snap of fingertips.

[Public] Professor Know-It-All LITE clapclapclaps and turns him back

[Public] Professor Trivial, Soreth says, "Enigma! My master! Come to your servant that we may work together again!"

[Public] Professor Know-It-All LITE turns Soreth's muzzle into an ice cream cone with his pixie wand, muffling his voice

[Public] Professor Trivial, Soreth's muzzle reforms almost instantly. "Enigma! Awaken!"

[Public] Enigma says, "yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeess?"

[Public] Professor Trivial, Soreth says, "My master! I am free again!"

[Public] Draci . o O ( Whoo. Nice accent. ;)

[Public] Professor Trivial, Soreth says, "Now we can leave this monument to patheticness and truly create!"

[Public] Enigma blinks at Soreth.

[Public] Enigma puts his hands in Soreth's face "Talk to the hand."

[Public] Professor Trivial, Soreth says, "I am free, master! Your first and greatest creation has been released!"

[Public] Enigma says, "Uh..."

[Public] Professor Trivial, Soreth says, "Do you not recognize me, master?"

[Public] Enigma says, "Right then. I'm going to bed."

[Public] Like it's going out of sTiLe says, "oh dear"

[Public] Like it's going out of sTiLe says, "not that again"

[Public] Professor Trivial, Soreth says, "I am your first companion!"

[Public] Turn on your Love LITE LAUGHLAUGHLAUGHS!!

[Public] Professor Know-It-All LITE says, "Told you so!"

[Public] Professor Trivial, Soreth says, "Your...you... you aren't enigma, are you?!?"

[Public] Professor Trivial, Soreth says, "This is a trick!"

[Public] Professor Know-It-All LITE says, "Who? Me?"

[Public] Professor Know-It-All LITE says, "Nope. Enigma is it's own thing"

[Public] Professor Trivial, Soreth says, "Enigma, come forth! I shall not be fooled by illusions!"

[Public] Professor Know-It-All LITE says, "Uh.. Soreth. That was no illusion. Twas really Enigma."

[Public] Draci says, "What he said, hathead."

[Public] Professor Trivial, Soreth says, "There is no Soreth! This husk is of little use, except for a voice!"

[Public] Professor Know-It-All LITE says, "Poor Triviality. You can not imagine that Enigma does not want you."

[Public] Professor Trivial, Soreth says, "It is you! You have turned him against me!"

[Public] Professor Know-It-All LITE says, "It's not me, O Triviality one. I just knew what would happen"

[Public] The Shaped Shaper says, "*Fight* *fight* *fight!!!*"

[Public] Professor Trivial, Soreth says, "You have poisoned him against me!"

[Public] Draci hehs, babble on all you want.

[Public] Professor Know-It-All LITE says, "Yep. You got it, Soreth. Whatever you say. *rolls his eyes and does the crazy motions with his hands, pointing towards Soreth*"

[Public] Professor Trivial, Soreth flares with power, and the Great Tree is returned to its original (yellow with plaid leaves) form.

[Public] Professor Know-It-All LITE says, "Nice illusion."

[Public] Professor Trivial, Soreth says, "I can, and will, undo what I helped to bring about!"

[Public] Professor Know-It-All LITE shrugs and snaps his fingers, turning it back to it's original form

[Public] Professor Know-It-All LITE says, "And I will redo if i must"

[Public] Professor Know-It-All LITE says, "And when i say original.. I mean the great tree we all know and love"

[Public] Professor Trivial, Soreth says, "Your power has increased, pixie.... even then you blocked my schemes."

[Public] Professor Know-It-All LITE says, "I've been spending the millenia doing all sorts of things. I'm full of surprises."

[Public] The Shaped Shaper says, "***DUEL***"

[Public] Draci bops Shaper. Sit back and watch the dramatics. ;)

[Public] Professor Know-It-All LITE says, "No, Shaper. Much worse than that. This is Professor Kombat!"

[Public] Professor Trivial, Soreth says, "Combat? Phaugh."

[Public] The Shaped Shaper says, "come on!!"

[Public] Professor Know-It-All LITE says, "Not Combat.. Kombat"

[Public] Professor Trivial, Soreth slugs LITE in the jaw.

[Public] Professor Know-It-All LITE blinks.

[Public] Professor Know-It-All LITE feels his jaw, unhurt.

[Public] Professor Know-It-All LITE says, "I expected that."

[Public] Professor Know-It-All LITE says, "You always let your emotions get in the way of your logic"

[Public] Professor Trivial, Soreth says, "Never."

[Public] Professor Know-It-All LITE blasts Soreth with a wave of power, turning him back into a half-dragonling. "Let's talk about things being the way they were."

[Public] Professor Trivial, Soreth says, "Two can play at that...."

[Public] Professor Know-It-All LITE erects the necessary shields.

[Public] Professor Trivial, Soreth turns back the clock... and LITE is missing his WIZ bit.

[Public] Professor Know-It-All LITE EH!s. Nice try. I've always had that.

[Public] Professor Know-It-All LITE says, "Comes with being Enigma's children"

[Public] Draci idly fiddles with the REAL clock.

[Public] Professor Trivial, Soreth calls up Helios, Scythe, and the other assorted Twinks of ChaoticMUX.

[Public] Professor Know-It-All LITE blasts Soreth's cavern with the same wave of power, it reverts to a lichen-infested horde...

[Public] Professor Know-It-All LITE smites them down one by one.

[Public] #-1 GIMME COOKIE! LITE says, "er.. not horde.. lichen-infested HOLE"

[Public] Professor Trivial, Soreth says, "You think that matters to me?"

[Public] Draci says, "erm, LITE, why you blasting Soreth's cavern? Blast the hat. ;)"

[Public] Professor Trivial, Soreth says, "It is NOTHING to me!"

[Public] Professor Know-It-All LITE says, "Can't. The hat's always been a hat. Just like I've always been a wiz."

[Public] Professor Know-It-All LITE says, "Oh. Really?"

[Public] Professor Trivial, Soreth says, "Yes! This husk is mine, under my control!"

[Public] Professor Trivial, Soreth says, "It can do nothing to resist me!"

[Public] Professor Know-It-All LITE blasts Soreth's horde of Gold, CDs and pics of Maly. All revert to their original forms.. Lead, Metal Ore and a tree

[Public] Draci . o O ( Oh, I see. )

[Public] Professor Trivial, Soreth says, "ARGH!"

[Public] Professor Trivial, Soreth falls to the ground.

[Public] Professor Trivial, Soreth says, "No! You are mine! MINE!"

[Public] Professor Know-It-All LITE snitches the Trivial Hat

[Public] Professor Trivial, Soreth blazes purplish-greenish-bluish-puce as all of the energies of the hat seep out of him.

[Public] Professor Trivial, Soreth says, "Enigmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.............. <bip>"

[Public] Professor Know-It-All LITE watches with satisfaction and begins to fold the trivial hat up.

[Public] Professor Know-It-All LITE tosses the hat into the bottom of Mt. Boom. Let's see it get into more trouble down there!

[Public] Professor Trivial, Soreth says, "Uh, wow..."

[Public] In his Secret World, Soreth says, "Erm, do I feel naked."

[Public] Professor Know-It-All LITE takes off the Professor Know-It-All Cardigan and folds it up for later use.

[Public] In his Secret World, Soreth says, "OH, NO! It's the hat's revenge! A blast of Real LIFE!"

Ieo eilenne da greggil! Soreth yammers, "Bye, all"

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