ChaoticMUX: All The Quotes


Aldar want MUX letters back! Kareila say put back but no change! Aldar angry! Hit all with big stick! Then Aldar be king, rule all! Rule with big stick! Kill many mammoth, feed tribe, better than Puzzle Thing! Puzzle Thing die, Aldar take place! All cave woman follow Aldar! All cave woman like Aldar better! Aldar best cave man. Aldar make good paintings of King Aldar killing big mammoth on wall. Drive cave woman mad. Aldar stop talk now, head hurt, Aldar meet new Cave Woman then go sleep.


[Public] Draq says, "zenty=No, you need to make brain"


LITE throws a handful of Pixie Dust at LITE. When all the sparklees clear, LITE is all Pervert! *giggle*


Enigma has connected.

Announcement: Enigma shouts "What's all this then"

Attention: Aldar screams, "Hello blashemous puzzle one. Back to your post as janitor of my temple."

Announcement: Enigma uses Aldar to clean his cosmic toilet.

Announcement: LITE shouts "Hey, Niggy...kill Aldar. Take away ALL his power.."

Attention: Aldar screeches, "I cannot be destroyed!"

Attention: Aldar booms, "I am all powerful!"

Announcement: Enigma shouts "But then you'd all be... happy."

Announcement: Enigma can't have that.

Attention: Aldar yells, "hahahah!"

Attention: Aldar barks, "Enigma is my ever faithful underling, masked with the falsity of being a god of some sort!"

Attention: Aldar shrieks, "Enigma is a powerless good for nothing dustrag."

Attention: Aldar vociferates, "With dog crap all over him and rats chewing on the frayed edges."

Attention: Aldar barks, "Bits of overused atomic nuclei scattered all over the place"

Announcement: Enigma yawns. "Once again, you bore me."

Announcement: LITE snores.

Attention: Aldar hollers, "You would say that oh ever bored one"

Attention: Aldar squawks, "What a pitiful excuse for a whatever the hell you are"

From the Birdhouse in his Soul, LITE thinks Enigma should find a nice lovely Goddess to woo

Announcement: Enigma shouts "or God."

Announcement: Enigma ogles LITE.

From the Birdhouse in his Soul, LITE ERKS!

Announcement: Bobby hehs

Announcement: Enigma laughs maniacally

Enigma has disconnected.


From the Birdhouse in his Soul, LITE screams, "Well, back in my day, MU**s weren't very popular either..then came along a silly old pixie and a silly young coke-drinking wench and Silliness and Insanity got a name. And it's name was Bluto..no wait..it's name was ChaoticMUX!"

At the top of her voice, Kareila likes Bluto better.


[Public] Burning has joined this channel. What a social dork. :)

[Public] The Frumious Burning says, "Alierak, I want you to bear my children."

[Public] Alierak says, "feh!"

[Public] The Frumious Burning is crushed. *sob*, etc.

[Public] Mad Scientist Kareila gleeps worriedly

[Public] Alierak is married and stuff :)

[Public] Mad Scientist Kareila says, "I thought I was bearing *his* children... :o"

[Public] Draq . o O ( Oh my, the Case of the Misplaced Gender. )

[Public] The Frumious Burning cancels the surgical procedures.


[Public] Ashen-Shugar nods solemly "To be weird, one must let go of their sanity, drink deeply from the everclear of neverending thirst, and smoke heavilly from the ritualistic herbs passed down from father to father. Once prepared appropiately thou must hang from a tall shrubbery in only furry robes beating your chest and yelling 'I love monkey, and monkey loves me'. Then my son, you shall be 'He Who Sits High' in the weird."


LOGIN: Lindan has connected.

[Public] Mad Scientist Kareila says, "besides I was making $7 an hour sitting on my butt at home so whadya think I'd do? ;)"

[Public] Lindan says, "how do I make 7/hour sitting on your but again? :P"

[Public] Mad Scientist Kareila LOL, hi Lindan


[Public] sTiLe says, "I can just see kar.. she labors all the way up the stairs, the elevator being in service.. she goes to the coke machine.. puts in the change, presses the button.. AIGH! the little red light! no! she presses the other coke buttons, all of them used up!"

[Public] sTiLe says, "the headlines: 3 killed in the brutal coke-machine-ing death.."

[Public] sTiLe says, "says one witness: She got this real weird look on her face.. then.. she picked up the coke machine, lifted it up, and threw it out the window!"

[Public] sTiLe says, "the victims in the death ironically (or not?) appear to be coke machine repair people, coming with a full load of coke to fill the machine.. kareila, being on a rampage and all, crawled down the side of the building and drove the coke truck away ;)"

[Public] sTiLe says, "we should make a ChaoticMUX newspaper :)"


[Public] Randis will give free breast checks to anyone wantin' 'em. :)

[Public] Hidding from the LagBeast, Wraith says, "meme!"

[Public] Hidding from the LagBeast, Wraith says, "Give me a breast exam Randis!!! =P"

[Public] BanaenaBrain Jaena covers her eyes. :P

[Public] The adorable, and squeezable winnie the poohbear says, "LOL"

[Public] Hidding from the LagBeast, Wraith looks at his noncorpreal form. "Er, then again........"

[Public] Randis fondles Wraith. "You've got a lump here...wait, this isn't your breast!"

[Public] Hidding from the LagBeast, Wraith slapps Randis. "Flirt."

[Public] Mad Scientist Kareila snickers

[Public] BanaenaBrain Jaena laughs. :)

[Public] Hidding from the LagBeast, Wraith bats his i's

[Public] Randis rubs his cheek. "What a dame."

[Public] Monty pOOh-thon, poohbear moves to the other side of the MU

[Public] BanaenaBrain Jaena grins.. :)

[Public] Hidding from the LagBeast, Wraith lafffs. "Chaotic: Anything goes! (as long as Mommy isnna watching)"


sTiLe says "guess what I just had for the first time ever?"

Kareila says "sex?"

sTiLe baps kar

Kareila :)

LITE says "Not without zLaNa, karkar..takes two ;)"

Alierak says "phone sex?"

sTiLe says "today.. just had my first ever coney-hotdog"

Kareila rotfl

sTiLe boots the both of you

Kareila likes our idea better

sTiLe says "Wonder what happened in bed last nite to get them both thinking about htat.."

LITE boots sTiLe

sTiLe cries

Kareila looks innocent

sTiLe lol


[Admin] WIZARD! HAHAH! POWER! sTiLe says, "is robby there?"

[Admin] When she has the time, Kareila says, "yeah"

[Admin] WIZARD! HAHAH! POWER! sTiLe says, "does he have time to help me delete gcc?"

[Admin] WIZARD! HAHAH! POWER! sTiLe says, "er I mean "debug"?"


[Public] Planeswalker Doma attempts to cast Slay Living on LITE, but the spell fails. "Odd. That's never happened before..."

[Public] One Head LITE isn't dead yet..

[Public] Fluorescent LITE is pining for the fjords

[Public] Planeswalker Doma hmms? "No, Slay Living is the inversion of Raise Dead. It should kill anyone except... *gasp* THE UNDEAD!"

[Public] Turn On a Million Blinding Brilliant White Incendiary LITE looks strangely at Doma. Yer a very silly person too and I don't wanna talk to you no more

[Public] Planeswalker Doma gets out the cross and holy water. "Back, pixie of Satan! You won't have my soul!"

[Public] Cookie Monster wannabe LITE says, "Not even for a cookie?"

[Public] Mad Shell Scientist Kareila lol

[Public] Planeswalker Doma says, "Well... tempting..."

[Public] Draq says, "Got Milk?"

[Public] Planeswalker Doma says, "No! You can't fool me, Tempter! Prince of Lies! BEGONE!"

[Public] Sometimes I feel like a Village Idiot... LITE pouts at Doma

[Public] For some reason, Alierak says, "silly is good, LITE."

[Public] You Don't Know JACK! LITE says, "How about a Cookie AND a cup of cold frothy milk?"

[Public] For some reason, Alierak says, "I mean, how would we ever build up a cool quote page without stuff like this?"

[Public] Planeswalker Doma eeps. "You... AREN'T logging this, are you?"

[Public] Draq . o O ( FROTHY milk!? Don't take it. ;)

[Public] Mad Shell Scientist Kareila says, "no no no, of course not."

[Public] Planeswalker Doma hates milk anyway. Too... wholesome.

[Public] FLASH LITE herms...How about Cookie..and a Can of Coke?

[Public] Mad Shell Scientist Kareila is cutting and pasting the funny parts. ;)

[Public] Day LITE bets Kareila would sell her soul for that ;)

[Public] Planeswalker Doma is sorely tempted.

[Public] Planeswalker Doma says, "Oh, carry on then Kar. :)"

[Public] Mad Shell Scientist Kareila says, "thankee"

[Public] You Don't Know JACK! LITE says, "Oh Right. Final offer. A Cookie, A can of Coke and...a box of chocolates for your soul, Doma.."

[Public] Mad Shell Scientist Kareila says, "my soul's worth at least a 6 pack of Coke."

[Public] Nite LITE says, "SOLD!"

[Public] Planeswalker Doma says, "Must... resist... LITEifer..."

[Public] The Warped Wiz! LITE gives Kareila a 6 pack of coke and takes her soul

[Public] For some reason, Alierak steals it back from LITE

[Public] Planeswalker Doma nabs Kar's soul and runs off.

[Public] Mad Shell Scientist Kareila says, "ha! I fooled you! that's a SOLE!"

[Public] Planeswalker Doma says, "Heheheh."

[Public] You Don't Know JACK! LITE says, "Ew...Fish =P"

[Public] Cookie Monster wannabe LITE says, "You can keep it, Alierak"

[Public] For some reason, Alierak says, "okay"

[Public] For some reason, Alierak cooks it

[Public] Mad Shell Scientist Kareila says, "am I gonna have to eat that?"

[Public] ChaoticMUX's Official Typo LITE says, "Right...FInal Final offer. A cookie, A box of choccies and a six pack of coke for your soul, Doma"

[Public] Planeswalker Doma says, "Thank you for your gifts, my soul will appreciate them. :P"

[Public] For some reason, Alierak says, "no, I'll eat it all if you don't want any. But you'd like it, it's your sole..."

[Public] Nite LITE says, "Right."

[Public] Nite LITE takes Doma's soul, leaving the gifts and dissapears in a heap of flaming pixie dust and a putrid smell of a hundred matches being lit at once.

[Public] Planeswalker Doma says, "Eww!"

[Public] For some reason, Alierak likes that smell

[Public] Mad Shell Scientist Kareila says, "it's only a rubber sole."

[Public] For some reason, Alierak aarghs

[Public] Planeswalker Doma grins, taking LITE's stuff. "The fool didn't realize I had three souls. Two's more than enough for me. :)"

[Public] Turn On a Million Blinding Brilliant White Incendiary LITE chuckles thinking that the fool didn't realize I took all three..and Draq's while I was there

[Public] Mad Shell Scientist Kareila says, "Draq has a soul?"

[Public] Draq says, "What? I don't have a soul. I ate it thinking it was dinner. ;P"

[Public] Planeswalker Doma says, "If you took all three then I'm delusional. I'd cease to exist in this form if I lost all three."

[Public] The Magickal Mystical LITE says, "Well..no..it's really a halibut"

[Public] Mad Shell Scientist Kareila says, "but this whole conversation is a mass delusion."

[Public] Planeswalker Doma says, "Oh, then I haven't really lost my soul! Cool."

[Public] Fluorescent LITE says, "Doma never existed. He is a mass delusion"

[Public] Planeswalker Doma says, "Very funny. Now unDARK me. :)"

[Public] One Head LITE says, "You don't exist. I have all your souls..and halibuts and trout and even the little golfish you keep in the toilet.."


LITE is coming up after Kareila..i will be King of Acro..AGAIN!

Kareila says "neverrrrrrrrr"

LITE looks at AcroHi..actually..I am =) Kareila is just queen =)

Alierak says "Kar is King of Acro!"

Kareila says "?"

LITE says "And arabella is..er..dragoness princess something or other"

sTiLe uhs at alierak

sTiLe says "ok, I'll trust you ont hat one, you'd know"

Draci *tailthwaps* stile. :P

Kareila says "rak, you fairy"

sTiLe grins

sTiLe lol

LITE thought he was the fairy

LITE looks damned confused

sTiLe thought you were the pixie

sTiLe grins

LITE says "First I find out Kar is a guy and then that Rak is a fairy??"

sTiLe turns lite into a lemming in his moment of confusion

Reddragon says "umm."

LITE says "What about you, sTiLe? Got any confessions???"

Reddragon says "oooookkaaaaayyy."

sTiLe once ate a whole outboard motor.

Kareila says "stile's the cute one"

Reddragon begins to walk away... slowly.

sTiLe says "or whatever they're called"

LITE isn't the cute one..

LITE chuckles n sees another quote..

sTiLe grins

Reddragon leaves

Reddragon has left.

sTiLe says "I think this whole conversation deserves quoting"

Alierak laffs too hard to type

sTiLe laughs

LITE agrees


[Admin] Borrowing some of Kar's time, Alierak says, "spank me with a splintered ruler"

[Admin] When she has the time, Kareila says, "ok"

[Admin] WIZARD! HAHAH! POWER! sTiLe says, "ok"

[Admin] When she has the time, Kareila lol

[Admin] WIZARD! HAHAH! POWER! sTiLe spanks alierak with a splintered ruler

[Admin] WIZARD! HAHAH! POWER! sTiLe hands it to kar

[Admin] umop ap!sdn, Bobby laughs

[Admin] When she has the time, Kareila says, "thanks"

[Admin] WIZARD! HAHAH! POWER! sTiLe snitches it back

[Admin] WIZARD! HAHAH! POWER! sTiLe says, "kar don't need it for that ;)"

[Admin] Borrowing some of Kar's time, Alierak rotfl


[Public] Professional computato, sTiLe eats his telnet app

[Public] Draq says, "Did it taste good?"

[Public] Ever get the feeling that Wraith begs for scraps

[Public] Professional computato, sTiLe says, "whenever system loads are high, simplemu spews up previous text rather than what comes in"

[Public] Professional computato, sTiLe says, "yeah, actually"

[Public] Mad Shell Scientist Kareila lol

[Public] Professional computato, sTiLe hands wraith the odd byte or two

[Public] I'm a Fireman, I burn books Shane says, "Can I have some? Or did you already finish it?"

[Public] Ever get the feeling that Wraith munches hungrily.

[Public] Mad Shell Scientist Kareila says, "you cybervultures you"

[Public] Professional computato, sTiLe chucks a '1' at shane

[Public] A Bottle in front of me? OR a Frontal Lobotomy? Shane eats the '1'

[Public] Ever get the feeling that Wraith burps, then has gas. "Bad bytes. I think i caught a virus."

[Public] Draq gives Wraith a box of antivirus.

[Public] Ever get the feeling that Wraith swallows the box

[Public] Professional computato, sTiLe grins

[Public] Draq says, "Hmm, it seems the antivirus was itself infected with the infamous "Good Times" virus! FEAR! ;)"

[Public] Ever get the feeling that Wraith curses.


sTiLe pokes rak for not voting

Alierak was pouring code

Alierak was pouring coke

Kareila !

sTiLe dumps code at rak

Kareila giggles

Alierak rotfl


Kareila @nukes whoever used 'knowjack'

poohbear says "hey!!"

Kareila says "@nuke is too harsh? hmm."

Kareila @nudes then.

poohbear runs around naked

sTiLe laughs at kar

Draci covers his eyes. Eww.

sTiLe says "that should be a command"

Shane laughs

sTiLe says "and a NUDE flag"

sTiLe says "just to annoy people"


Kareila has won the game!
Name                         Points
sTiLe                            19
poohbear                          2
Kareila                          38
Shane                            13
Alierak                          10
Draci                            10
Reddragon                         0

Shane wanted to change his, but screwed up at the last minute

sTiLe poops messily

Kareila says "38????"

Kareila has kittens

sTiLe LOL

sTiLe counts the kitties, wow, 50, alierak, you overachiever ;)

Kareila says "50???"

Kareila has a cow

sTiLe says "and a cow?"

sTiLe says "jeez, rak"

sTiLe says "give the woman a break"

Alierak says "argh"

poohbear says "at least we are sticking to mammals"


[Public] Mad Shell Scientist Kareila taunts you all wither her ethernet

[Public] Pbbt... LossThoron grins.

[Public] Draq whines.

[Public] Mad Shell Scientist Kareila says, "wither=with, really"

[Public] Professional computato, sTiLe tells kar just where she can put it ;)

[Public] Pbbt... LossThoron says, "OOOooh, I have ethernet at school. :P~"

[Public] Mad Shell Scientist Kareila says, "up your nose, stile? ok."

[Public] Professional computato, sTiLe SNRRRK

[Public] DIE MAPLE LEAF! Katchoo :laughs

[Public] Pbbt... LossThoron beams! :)

[Public] Professional computato, sTiLe now has a mind-link to the net

[Public] Mad Shell Scientist Kareila says, "lord save us"

[Public] Pbbt... LossThoron lol.

[Public] Draq . o O ( nose.net calling brain.net. Come in, brain.net. Nose.net calling brain.net ... )

[Public] Professional computato, sTiLe says, "and a cord dangling from my nose, but hey ;)"

[Public] Pbbt... LossThoron rotfl at Kar.

[Public] Professional computato, sTiLe proceeds to take the world over

[Public] DIE MAPLE LEAF! Katchoo says, "did i mention mmy computer refuses to accept any keyboard butthe broken one? it ignores that the rest exist"

[Public] Professional computato, sTiLe says, "heh"

[Public] Pbbt... LossThoron sneeeezes on Stile. Stile gets a virus. :)

[Public] Mad Shell Scientist Kareila says, "ara! acro!"

[Public] Professional computato, sTiLe says, "what kinda comp? 386?"

[Public] Draq says, "NO! .stile domains would be a BAD THING(tm)."

[Public] Draq grins.

[Public] Professional computato, sTiLe says, "I paged her, *atchoo* kar"

[Public] Pbbt... LossThoron grins at Draq.

[Public] Draq says, "Almost as bad as .billgates. ;P"

[Public] Professional computato, sTiLe says, "heh"

[Public] Pbbt... LossThoron does a little dance.

[Public] Professional computato, sTiLe says, "hmm, www.com.stile? ;)"

[Public] Pbbt... LossThoron stuffs french fries up Stile's nose. :)

[Public] DIE MAPLE LEAF! Katchoo ?

[Public] Pbbt... LossThoron beams.


[Public] little dragon arabella taunts the happy funmux

[Public] little dragon arabella says, "neener neener neener! your mommy was a mud and your daddy was a software dork!"


Alierak says "hey Kar, I noticed that Webster depends on @npemit, I can change it to use @pemit and a hardcoded escape function like mudnet does. Do you care?"

Kareila says "uh"

Kareila drools unintelligently

A sign pops up out of Kareila's head. "Insert Coke for Intelligent Reponse."

Bobby poors coke in the ethernet jack.. does that do?

Alierak says "ack"

arabella laughs

Kareila FIZZZZZZZZ *POP*

Doma grins...


Alierak unidles for a sex

Kareila !!!!

Alierak says "um TYPO"

Bobby lol

Alierak says "sec"


Draci says "MUX needs a control(<obj1>,<obj2>) function that returns 1 if obj1 can control obj2 (like if obj1 is a wiz), and 0 if not..."

Atreyu says "It does... doesn't it?"

Atreyu nods.

Atreyu says "controls()"

Kareila grins

Draci says "hey, let's start a petition for controls()! ;)"

Atreyu says "Exactly what you just said. :)"

Kareila types ---> help controls()

Draci says "gaaaaaah!"

Draci LOLOL

Kareila LOL

Atreyu thought you understood him! LOL

Draci had no idea that existed.

Atreyu thinks Kar should put THAT one up on the web page. :)

Kareila rotfl


sTiLe says "it was one of those right hand doing one thing while the left hand looks away things"

sTiLe kinda liked it himself, although it didn't make sense coming out ;)


[Admin] Master of Artifacts Aldar tried to be firm, but understanding - a figure of authority with a warm heart. It's my new image. I'll be passing out barf bags.

[Admin] When she has the time, Kareila takes two

[Admin] Alierak says, "may I have a barf bag, please, Mr. Aldar?"

[Admin] Master of Artifacts Aldar says, "of course. I understand and respect your feelings, alierak"

[Admin] The Eternaly Broke One, Cyric just uses his computer case..

[Admin] Master of Artifacts Aldar gives alierak a barf bag

[Admin] Alierak says, "thank you, sir, may I have another?"

[Admin] Master of Artifacts Aldar hands alierak several bags. "Please don't abuse them - they are meant for vomitous projectiles only."

[Admin] Alierak says, "that's wonderful, thanks, now I'll have a supply to lend to others in need, Mr. Aldar."

[Admin] Master of Artifacts Aldar says, "Any time. Remember, we share here, but do not examine the molecular construct of said bags and copy it. That would be unethical. We must stay within firmly defined sets of rules and at the same time maintain a positive, healthy atmosphere."

[Admin] When she has the time, Kareila imagines the hordes of ChaoticMUXers flocking to Alierak with green faces at the sight of a kinder, gentler Aldar


[Public] On Mon Jun 15 23:04:35 1998, Wolfgang is screwed...

[Public] Nissa wonders why.


[Public] It seems that Alierak wrote a silly colorizer just for the heck of it :,c)

[Public] The Chaotic Kareila says, "ew"

[Public] It seems that Alierak says, "but it doesn't like smileys without backslashes :("

[Public] The Caffeinated Kareila says, "heh"

[Public] It seems that Alierak meant this: [u(colorize,wrote a silly colorizer just for the heck of it :\),c)]

[Public] It seems that Alierak says, "ack"

[Public] It seems that Alierak says, "this is more trouble than it's worth, obviously"

[Public] Knight of the Periodic table DracWolf says, "that's wonderful"

[Public] The Convivial Kareila says, "@fo rak=give up"

[Public] It seems that Alierak meant this: wrote a silly colorizer just for the heck of it #-1 FUNCTION (ANSI) EXPECTS 2 ARGUMENTS)#-1 FUNCTION (ANSI) EXPECTS 2 ARGUMENTS)#-1 FUNCTION (ANSI) EXPECTS 2 ARGUMENTS)

[Public] The Celestial Kareila LAFFS

[Public] It seems that Alierak says, "wahahahah"

[Public] It seems that Alierak rotfl


[Public] Draci grabs Aldar's staff in the process.

[Public] Elemental Wizard Aldar yawns at draci, figure out how to use it

[Public] Planeswalker Doma says, "Ooh! Draci! Give it here! :)"

[Public] Draci could think of ways. ;)

[Public] FLASH LITE grabs the staff from Draci

[Public] The Social Wiz LITE knows how to sue it..

[Public] The Robed One Aldar says, "sure ya do"

[Public] Turn On a Million Blinding Brilliant White Incendiary LITE pushes..the black gem..

[Public] Master of Artifacts Aldar says, "what black gem?"

[Public] Trouble Maker LITE says, "This one...here..look here!"

[Public] THE Megalomaniac Aldar says, "what? there's no black gem there!"

[Public] ChaoticMUX's Official Typo LITE whaps Aldar with the staff as he bends to look over at it

[Public] Elemental Wizard Aldar says, "aaaagh1"

[Public] Planeswalker Doma LAUGHS!

[Public] Elemental Wizard Aldar says, "you broke my 1 key1"

[Public] Draci grins...

[Public] My name is Blue Canary, One Note Spelled LITE says, "Too easy.."

[Public] Planeswalker Doma just keeps laughing...

[Public] Draci hmmmmms.

[Public] Master of Artifacts Aldar says, "i can't exclaim111"

[Public] An inspiration for birth control, hellspawn sighs... Someone already broke my 'any' key... It's missing.

[Public] Master of Artifacts Aldar says, "damn1 no what do I do?1?"

[Public] You Don't Know JACK! LITE says, "Use your ? key..but straighten the curve"

[Public] Draci grins.

[Public] The Robed One Aldar says, "ok...hang on"

[Public] Master of Artifacts Aldar says, "is that better!"

[Public] The Robed One Aldar says, "damn1"

[Public] My name is Blue Canary, One Note Spelled LITE says, "Er..now you have no ? key, eh?"

[Public] The Robed One Aldar says, "i'll kill you1"

[Public] The Magickal Mystical LITE quietly stretches Aldar's period into a question mark

[Public] Master of Artifacts Aldar says, "oh, sure??? thanks?"

[Public] THE Megalomaniac Aldar says, "ack1"

[Public] Draci snickersnickersnickers.

[Public] Beware the Dungeon Master Aldar says, "stop remapping my keyboard1"


Tesla moves 7 places and lands on GO TO DUNGEON

Aldar walks in. Tesla says, "Hi Aldar! I don't get it, how do I use +help?" Aldar throws Tesla in the dungeon.

Tesla ARGH

Kareila waves to Tesla from outside the bars

Tesla once again, types--> god

Tesla pays $50 to get out of the dungeon.

Tesla muahahah! The jail bars shall smell my wraith!

Doma says "Your.... wraith?"

dove says "rofl"

Tesla says "wrath"

Kareila lol

Doma says "Oh, that. Ok then."

Tesla says "heh"

Tesla says "hey.. it works both ways :)"

Doma says "You have a stinky wraith?"

Tesla says "I dunno"

Tesla :)

Tesla says "doma.. how much u want for Amherst"

Tesla says "I'll giva ya 300 and a smelly wraith. :)"

Kareila LOL


LITE used to..I don't drink as much caffeine as I used to now

Alierak . o O ( used to now? )

LITE ers

LITE says "used to before"

LITE says "Typical lite mistake. I type with one hand and think with the other."

LITE says "er.."

Alierak says "wow"

LITE rights. I'm shutting up now.

Kareila giggles

LITE whaps himself

LITE is having a bery vad day

LITE ACKS!

Kareila LAFFS

LITE quietly shoots himself now


[Public] Draci waves.

[Public] Draci says, "aiee, land of the idle!"

[Public] Draci worries. What has the world COME to?

[Public] Dracon says, "Idleness is good. Feel the idleness. Let it envelop you. Become one with the idleness. ;-)"

[Public] Your Idleness Dracon says, "Bow before me. Worship the idleness. Meditate. Oooom."

[Public] Draci says, "no."

[Public] Your Idleness Dracon says, "But you must."

[Public] Planeswalker Doma @SMACKS Dracon for unnecessary silliness.

[Public] Your Idleness Dracon grins.

[Public] Draci unnecessary?

[Public] Draci says, "er, hmm."

[Public] Dracon says, "Hey, it's entertainment. :)"


[Public] Strangling his peice of sh..shrapnel computer... Cyric decides to do some research on the Y2K bug..

[Public] ^_^ Luke says, "You're ALL GOING TO DIE!!!!"

[Public] ^_^ Luke concludes his research on the Y2K bug...


The category is Impossible Acrophobia. Players have 60 seconds in which to compose a phrase using the following acro: ELJHQRXZPSWERVBAAAUIOPINGRRR

Trillian screams

NuclearWinter says "hehehehe"

Alierak lolrotfl

sTiLe says "spoofer"

Poseidon AHHHHHHHHHH

Kareila says "thank you, thank you, to all my adoring fans, thank you"

Kareila says "you should do that stile! make it an untimed bonus round"

sTiLe says "untimed?"

Kareila says "well, more than a minute anyway, maybe 5 minutes"

sTiLe says "you code it :)"

Poseidon LOL

NuclearWinter grins

Trillian says "I have an Acro for the spoof."

Kareila says "trillian, let's hear it :)"

Trillian says "Its a few sentences, actually."

Kareila says "tell us!"

NuclearWinter nods

Kareila just banged on the keyboard, I didn't expect anyone to do it :)

Trillian says "Eleven large jumpy hippos quietly run xylophones. Zero people sow wives en regale. voobaha! Bears and angry artichokes underneath ill octopi price insectiside. Never grow relentless running Rudolphs."

Poseidon LOL

Kareila cheers!

Poseidon hands Trillian a cake

NuclearWinter grins

Kareila crowns Trillian Queen of Impossible Acros :)

Trillian grynz


zLaNa brbs to go peepee now that her sis is outta the pottyroom (dontcha just love the maturity)

zLaNa's back

Circa grynz... how goes?

zLaNa went very well, she thinks. 16 years of experiance, thank you kindly.

Circa laffs!

Circa says, "um.... okie, I didn't QUITE mean that..."


[Admin] Bobby waves his cane, "Back in the good ol' days, we thought [Public] was colorful. Black and white was what we called color. Before that, everything was color'd like DIRT, everything was brown. Then we got black and white, and it was like love that never would end. It just kept going and going. You could see deeper. When you watched movies you didn't get confused whether someone was a person or a road. This is why movies without color were better, black and white, the colors of the gods. That is why [Public] is better than those ugly colory thingies.


Aldar asks the Magic (8) Ball, "Will my nose expand to the size of a small planet and destroy the world?" Then he turns the ball over to reveal the answer: "OUTLOOK GOOD"

arabella lol at aldy

LITE falls down laffing

LITE asks the Magic (8) Ball, "Will Aldar's nose REEEEALLY expand to the size of a small planet and destroy the world?" Then he turns the ball over to reveal the answer: "OUTLOOK GOOD"

Aldar LOL

LITE laffs!!!

LITE says "WTG Aldar!"

Aldar is the apocalypse bomb waiting to happen, apparently!

Aldar says "hey! I can feel it! my nose!"

Aldar *SNORT* nope, just a loogie


[Admin] When she has the time, Kareila is training zLaNa in the mystic art of "how to date a computer geek without going stark raving bonkers"


Aldar asks the Magic (8) Ball, "Does kar secretly enjoy going to the bathroom and drink an unusual amount of coke as a result?" Then he turns the ball over to reveal the answer: "BETTER NOT TELL YOU NOW"

Aldar says "why not??"

Aldar kicks the 8 ball

Aldar asks the Magic (8) Ball, "Does kar secretly enjoy going to the bathroom and drink an unusual amount of coke as a result?" Then he turns the ball over to reveal the answer: "CONCENTRATE AND ASK AGAIN"

Aldar grr

Kareila says "it knows what's good for it"

Aldar asks the Magic (8) Ball, "Does kar secretly enjoy going to the bathroom and drink an unusual amount of coke as a result?" Then he turns the ball over to reveal the answer: "BETTER NOT TELL YOU NOW"

Kareila snickers

Aldar gah

Aldar asks the Magic (8) Ball, "Does kar secretly enjoy going to the bathroom and drink an unusual amount of coke as a result?" Then he turns the ball over to reveal the answer: "BETTER NOT TELL YOU NOW"

Aldar NNNN

Aldar throws the 8 ball against the wall

Aldar tries again

Kareila laffs hhysterically

Aldar asks the Magic (8) Ball, "Does kar secretly enjoy going to the bathroom and drink an unusual amount of coke as a result?" Then he turns the ball over to reveal the answer: "IT IS CERTAIN"

Aldar says "aha!"

Aldar says "it relents!"

Kareila says "you broke it dumbass"

Aldar says "d'oh"


Aldar acks and thought he saw a spider crawling across his arm

Aldar says "eyes are playing ticks"

Aldar er tricks

Alierak lol


sTiLe says "just how much IS a buttload :)"

sTiLe says "apparently a "butt" is a type of measurement"

Kareila says "it is"

Alierak says "how many butts could a buttload hold if a buttload could hold butts? :)"

Kareila LOL

sTiLe says "eew"


LITE says "No hit pixie!"

Doma no hit pixie. Doma KICK pixie.

LITE says "no KICK Pixie. No thwaps, hit, whap, whump or bippitybippitybump pixie."

Doma gasps. "No bippitybippitybump, even?"

LITE says "No"

Draci baps pixie, just because. ;)

LITE says "makes my face sore."

LITE runs out of the room crying

Draci says "Pixie no say no bap! ;)"


Draci screams "WHEEEEE!" and chugs a liter of Jolt!, belching loudly.

Draci hrms.

Doma smiles.

Draci says "for the record, I've never seen a bottle of Jolt! (afaik), and certainly never drank any."

Draci doesn't count +whees. :)

Doma says "It's a beveraged caffeine. Like a caffeinated beverage, only more so. ;)"


ChaoticMUX: The Coderwench Kareila says, "sTiLe occurs in short, incomprehensible bursts. Much like radio static."


(Chaotic Public) Only The Lonely Vadal says, "When is Doctor Who gonna go back to curing all the sick Whos down in Whoville?"


LITE asks the Magic (8) Ball, "Will LITE actually GET to go to the Barenaked Ladies concert in October?" Then he turns the ball over to reveal the answer: "REPLY HAZY TRY AGAIN"

LITE asks the Magic (8) Ball, "Will LITE actually GET to go to the Barenaked Ladies concert in October?" Then he turns the ball over to reveal the answer: "MY REPLY IS NO"

LITE says "Yer wrong! WRONG, I say!!"

Guest1 asks the Magic (8) Ball, "Are you wrong?" Then it turns the ball over to reveal the answer: "IT IS CERTAIN"

LITE laughs!

Guest1 says "Whooooooa. LITE's actually *right* about something?"


[Admin] umop ep!sdn, Bobby thinks of the good old days. When sTiLe and I couldn't code very well, and Kareila didn't have any coke stains on her shirt. At the time when there was no color in this wonderful world, and a pixie was not quite as fluttery as the world before. This was the time before Alierak became a musher, sunk into the furious maelstrom that is our caste. We sit here, stained by countless hours of mushing, countless gallons of of caffinated fizzy beverage, never to return to the dorks we were before. This is CHAOTICMUX.. the Next Generation!

[Admin] umop ep!sdn, Bobby says, "We are mushers, screwed if we aint, and screwed if we don't have enough caffeine. We sit around, twiddle our keys and fool around with each other."

[Admin] umop ep!sdn, Bobby says, "ick, that did NOT come out right"

[Admin] When she has the time, Kareila LOL

[Admin] When she has the time, Kareila thought you meant it that way ;)

[Admin] umop ep!sdn, Bobby didn't :)


LOGIN: Kareila has connected.

[Admin] sTiLe says, "hola dorkette"

[Admin] When she has the time, Kareila says, "wubba wubba"

[Admin] Philosopher and Fool On The Hill Soreth wibblecongas across the MUX with Kareila.

[Admin] sTiLe says, "?"

[Admin] When she has the time, Kareila says, "wheeee :)"

[Admin] When she has the time, Kareila was just checking in

[Admin] When she has the time, Kareila has to go do laundry

[Admin] sTiLe says, "this place is more surreal than I thought ;)"

[Admin] sTiLe says, "(VERY)"

[Admin] Philosopher and Fool On The Hill Soreth duct tapes KarKar to the wall.

[Admin] When she has the time, Kareila raises an eyebrow

[Admin] Philosopher and Fool On The Hill Soreth says, "Yer ken't leave!"

[Admin] When she has the time, Kareila watches the eyebrow float off her face and attack stile

[Admin] sTiLe says, "yeek!"

[Admin] sTiLe beats it back with a laser-pen

[Admin] sTiLe says, "light-sabre style"

[Admin] *SHHHHHINK* *SHWOOP* *SHINK-SHINK*

[Admin] When she has the time, Kareila's eyebrow dodges the puny attack and attachs itself to stile's chin.

[Admin] sTiLe says, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

[Admin] sTiLe slices his head off

[Admin] Philosopher and Fool On The Hill Soreth . o O ( Whoa. )

[Admin] Philosopher and Fool On The Hill Soreth collects the lemming head and drops it in a jar of ether.

[Admin] *SHINK-SHINK* *SHWOOP* *BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA* *PLOP*

[Admin] Philosopher and Fool On The Hill Soreth screws the lid on and drops it in the Bag of Odd Things.

[Admin] (buzz-saw sound effect)

[Admin] When she has the time, Kareila watches the lemming head slip through the ether and back onto the MUX.

[Admin] When she has the time, Kareila says, "gotta love ethernet :)"

[Admin] sTiLe says, "(augh)"

[Admin] sTiLe's head says, "Now what?"

[Admin] Philosopher and Fool On The Hill Soreth says, "Ack!"

[Admin] When she has the time, Kareila's eyebrow reintroduces stile's head to the rest of his body and settles back down to residence on Kareila's forehead.

[Admin] sTiLe shakes his head a bit bewilderedly

[Admin] sTiLe says, "ut-oh *plop*"

[Admin] When she has the time, Kareila says, "It's amazing what you can do while duct-taped to a wall."

[Admin] Philosopher and Fool On The Hill Soreth flames the eyebrows to cinders.

[Admin] Philosopher and Fool On The Hill Soreth carefully leaves the duct-tape intact, btw... :)

[Admin] sTiLe's head says, "I'd lose my head if it weren't atta--... oh."

[Admin] When she has the time, Kareila's eyebrows, being flaming-red, are immune to fire attacks. :)

[Admin] Philosopher and Fool On The Hill Soreth takes a fire extinguisher to them, then!

[Admin] When she has the time, Kareila says, "waugh!"

[Admin] When she has the time, Kareila eats through the duct tape and runs

[Admin] sTiLe's head says, "help?"

LOGIN: Kareila has disconnected.


Alierak says "in my sleep deprived state, I can somehow imagine: Kareila bounces Soreth. Soreth wibbles up the court and makes a point. Two basketcases!"


Annoyance: zLaNa yodels, "HAPPY ST. GOMER'S DAY!!!!"

Annoy me! Oh no! hellspawn yells, "Who's St. Gomer?"

Annoyance: zLaNa yodels, "the patron saint of woodcutters"

Annoy me! Oh no! hellspawn hollers, "I thought that was LITE... :P"

Annoyance: zLaNa screeches, "no, thas the patron saint of lumberjacks."

Annoy me! Oh no! hellspawn vociferates, "Wuz the difference?"

Annoyance: zLaNa yodels, "not much, just that lumberjacks sing silly songs on Monty Python and woodcutters save little girls and grandmothers from being eaten by big bad wolves"


(:Public:) The Vigilant Filibusterer Weeble says, "Two obese Patty's, special schnoz with a sneeze, pickin' bunions on a Sesame Street bus!"


Alierak honks LITE's nose

LITE beepz

Alierak steals LITE's nose and runs around the room honking it obnoxiously

LITE says "Hey! Gib DaT Bab! I Cad Tok WifOud Ib!"

Medwyn laughs.

Alierak puts it back on upside-down

LITE snerts out "Bet Mucher"

Alierak laffs

LITE eepz and turns his nose right side up

LITE smiles cutely


LOGIN: Regin has connected.

(Public) Regin says, "Hello!"

(Public) Everything Norwegian! Wolfgang says, "Howdy! What's happenin?"

(Public) Regin says, "Ahh...*thinks* Is that a trick question?"

(Public) Be cautiously aware, be very cautiously aware... Wolfgang . o O (He's on to me)

(Public) We'll build a bridge, across the sea and land... Trillian laughs.


(>Public<) On the next Jerry Springer, Vadal says, "Being a wizard is no good for me....specially when it keeps me from Chaotic, I like it here best."

(>Public<) The Complacent Kareila preens slightly. "Keep it up, Vadal." :)

(>Public<) FIRST DEGREE Brown Belt Vadal hee hees. I'll get a staffship yet! heheheh

(>Public<) An accountant waiting to happen, Vadal says, "And, Kar, did I tell you how LOVELY your parser is?"

(>Public<) The Conscientious Kareila says, "No, I'm not INSANE."

(>Public<) The Concise Kareila says, "Just appreciative ;)"

(>Public<) Only The Lonely Vadal snaps his fingers. "Drat."

(>Public<) The Characteristic Kareila grins.


[Admin] Philosopher and Fool On The Hill Soreth says, "Right."

[Admin] Philosopher and Fool On The Hill Soreth casts the 'Summon LITE' spell.

[Admin] Philosopher and Fool On The Hill Soreth says, "o/~ Blue canary in the outhouse by the tp / Who watches alla you! o/~"

[Admin] Philosopher and Fool On The Hill Soreth says, "He should be here to shout at me quite soon. ;)"

LOGIN: LITE has connected.

[Admin] Philosopher and Fool On The Hill Soreth says, "Right. See that?"

[Admin] The Eclectic One => LITE says, "see what?"

[Admin] Philosopher and Fool On The Hill Soreth says, "About three minutes, it took. I'm gonna submit this."


Alierak hmms

Medwyn has disconnected.

Alierak says "erk!!"

Medwyn has connected.

sTiLe says "erk?"

Alierak says "@boot me does the wrong thing, sorry"

sTiLe says "whaa? oh :D"

Alierak bangs his head on the wall

sTiLe lololol

sTiLe says "QUOTE"

Medwyn grumbles at Rak and bops him.

Medwyn sticks her tongue at him. "Boot me will you. =)"


LITE says "Kareila only DREAMS of being as dorky as I, for I am the Supreme Dork.. without the Tomatoes, of course.. filled with the Sour Creme of Insanity, the Beef of Silliness and the Fresh Green Lettuce of general Foolishness. I am.. the One and Only.. DORKO!"

Alierak says "hmm. supremes usually have mushrooms too. yuk."

LITE says "Or they dance about singing "Stop in the Name of Love""

Alierak giggles


ChaoticMUX: Don't tell me what I want to hear. Circa says, "we are LITE of Borg - prepare to be asimilatde.. no, assimialted... no assimliated.. AARGH"


ChaoticMUX: The Convivial Kareila says, "FREE! I'm free!!! bwahahaha!"

ChaoticMUX: Mostly harmless, Alierak . o O (ok, I'll take some :)

ChaoticMUX: The Cerebral Kareila says, "D'oh!"

ChaoticMUX: Lindan grins

ChaoticMUX: The Cartwheeling Kareila says, "Let me rephrase that..."


[Public] arabella growls, i smeared my nailpolish putting on my boots

[Public] A falling star that you cannot live without, Circa says, "No, I never meant that and you DAMN WELL know it, so just drop the whole sublect and PISS OFF"

[Public] I am lost, so I am cruel. Circa says, "whoops"

[Public] Rude Boy Rock Circa mismuxes in style

[Public] arabella rotflol at circa


[Public] The Convoluted Kareila says, "rak, stile's lusting after your 486"

[Public] stupid TINY idiotic LEMMINGS explode when sTiLe says, "twas a joke!"

[Public] Mostly harmless, Alierak thbbts, it's not really mine

[Public] The Curious Kareila says, "oy!"

[Public] The Crotchety Kareila says, "so you don't own ANY of your computers?"

[Public] stupid TINY idiotic LEMMINGS explode when sTiLe says, "what're you gonna do when you gradjitate?"

[Public] Mostly harmless, Alierak says, "that's my uncle's motherboard"

[Public] The Catapulting Kareila says, "does that make it your grandmotherboard?"

[Public] stupid TINY idiotic LEMMINGS explode when sTiLe says, "AUGH"

[Public] Mostly harmless, Alierak snickers


Kareila types ---> @doing Have we been practicing philately?

Circa whines

Circa can't see anything after types --->

Circa says "which is ironic"

arabella says "what a bizare word"

Kareila says "is your background white?"

Circa says "yeah, it is here"

arabellaz bacgrown is bloo

Kareila says "that's why"

Circa whines

arabella types ---> @doing *slurp*

poohbear types ---> tanish yellow

Circa types ---> QUIT IT CUZ I CAN'T SEE IT!!

Circa has disconnected.

Angel laughs

Kareila says "whoops"

Circa has connected.

Kareila says "you silly dork!"

Angel hehehehehe

Kareila laughslaughslaughs

arabella lol at circa

poohbear says "hmmmmm"

arabella says "Quote?"

poohbear says "yes!"

poohbear types ---> QUIT while you are ahead

poohbear has disconnected.

poohbear has connected.

poohbear grins

arabella says "bthpz at pooh"


Alierak says "hs, the webot code is in ~robby/webster I think. Dunno if you can access it tho"

hellspawn says "On foobarbaz or heads?"

Alierak says "foobarbaz"

poohbear says "on foobar, on heads, on donner, on blitzen!"

Alierak lol

poohbear says "but do you recall, the most famous dork of alllllllll"

Alierak says "uhoh"

Alierak imagines LITE gets to light the way

poohbear says "LITE-dork the red nosed pixie"

poohbear says "had a very shineyyyyyy hmmm, may be this wont work"


(Chaotic Public) You suck! hellspawn runs Windoze.

LOGIN: hellspawn has disconnected.

(Chaotic Public) The honorable (yeah right!) hellspawn stands still as a huge inferno surrounds him, and he is completely engulfed in flame. As the flames clear, you notice that he has vanished.

(Chaotic Public) Night LITE says, "heh. This is hellspawn. This is hellspawn on windows. any questions?


Vissith paint's ara's nails ultraviolet

Vissith removes the rebel '

LITE's imperial ;s capture Vissith's rebel ' and sends him to meet Darth .

Vissith's Luke : kills Darth . thus rescuing ' and princess "

LITE's Emperor () revives Darth . and sends him on a mission to hunt down Luke :

Reddragon travels back in time and pushes George ? of a cliff.. No more rebel 's or imperial ;s

Vissith's Luke : realizes he kissed princess " hurls himself out the Death * airlock and explodes... Han % goes after Emperor () and Darth .

LITE's Emperor () puts a bounty on Han %. Boba ^ appears and hunts down Han %, sealing him in frozen carbonite and selling him to Jabba the $

Vissith's princess " and @Bacca storm Jabba the $s palace with a Thermal # in hand. They rescue Han %, and threaten to kill Boba ^.

LITE's Emperor () starts work on a new Death * and plans to capture Luke : and Han % and @Bacca.

LITE says "as well as princess " "

Vissith's princess " in the meantime has reassembled the exploded Luke : with The !!!. @Bacca, Han % and Luke : board the Millenium ~, gathering the ' forces to strike the new Death * early. Luke trains with the !!!.

LITE notes that Y<>da, master of the !!! trains Luke. Meanwhile Darth . captures Han an %, @Bacca and Princess " in # city.

Vissith's Y<>da starts rewriting this infernal script with Luke :. Darth . suddenly explodes messily, unfortunately killing @Bacca and Han % as well. The blood connection to Princess " is written out and Luke : and " elope. Y<>da promptly dies before finishing rewriting his death scene.

LITE says "unfortunately Emperor () aka Enigma has his hand on the infernal reset button. He pushes it. The whole * wars universe explodes and has to begin anew.. a long long time ago.. in a galaxy far far away"


LITE says, "I'll make you a room, wanna destroy it?"

LITE says, "ERK!"

LITE says, "DESCRIBE IT!"


LOGIN: Izzy has connected.

(Public) Turn on your Love LITE says, "IZZZZZZZZYYYY!!!!!!!!!!"

(Public) The Anti-Spice Izzy says, "LITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

(Public) Gotta Love Me! LITE says, "how u?"

(Public) The Anti-Spice Izzy says, "alive, working on rebuilding my heart's foundations"

(Public) Ray of LITE says, "awwww..."

(Public) stupid TINY idiotic LEMMINGS explode when sTiLe waves

(Public) The Anti-Spice Izzy waffles towards stile

(Public) In the House of Stone and LITE says, "bye"

(Public) The Anti-Spice Izzy says, "bye?"

LOGIN: Izzy has disconnected.

(Public) stupid TINY idiotic LEMMINGS explode when sTiLe says, "??"

(Public) stupid TINY idiotic LEMMINGS explode when sTiLe says, "wtf?"

(Public) stupid TINY idiotic LEMMINGS explode when sTiLe says, "someone explain what just happened"

(Public) Live from the Ed Sullivan Theatre in New York City, it's hellspawn ???

(Public) The *NOT CUTE* LITE says, "huh?"

(Public) stupid TINY idiotic LEMMINGS explode when sTiLe says, "you said bye, she asked bye? and left"

(Public) Suffering a Head Rush LITE says, "I'm confused"

(Public) stupid TINY idiotic LEMMINGS explode when sTiLe says, "weren't YOU supposed to be the one leaving?"

(Public) stupid TINY idiotic LEMMINGS explode when sTiLe says, "me too"

(Public) Gotta Love Me! LITE says, "I thought U WERE leaving!!"

(Public) stupid TINY idiotic LEMMINGS explode when sTiLe says, "no...?!"

(Public) stupid TINY idiotic LEMMINGS explode when sTiLe waved at izzy!

(Public) In the House of Stone and LITE says, "no"

(Public) stupid TINY idiotic LEMMINGS explode when sTiLe explodes

(Public) Wenches make the world go round, so ... pOoHbeAr says, "(note to self) the wizzys are very easily confused, keep it simple in the future"


(Public) On the verge of sanity..... Cyric eats KFC.. YUMMY!!! :)

(Public) Some got hopes and dreams, she got ways and means, Circa drools

(Public) On the verge of sanity..... Cyric tee hees and thbbts as he eats a drum stick... ;)

(Public) Love is war, Love is blind. Circa bahs. I wanna chicken wing

(Public) On the verge of sanity..... Cyric says, "nadda chance... :P"

(Public) Meglos turns into a chicken

(Public) On the verge of sanity..... Cyric cuts off a wing and gives it to Circa.. ;)

(Public) WhyDoTheSameOldThingsKeepOnHappening? Circa yaays :)

(Public) Meglos says, "She can eat me any time :)"

(Public) Meglos says, "Hmm. Now that could sound bad..."

(Public) On the verge of sanity..... Cyric says, "*could*?!?! it DOES! ;)"

(Public) The Funk Soul Sister Circa LOL!

(Public) Meglos smiles innocently


(Public) Flood LITE says, "on the 12th day of chaos, a wizzy gave to me.. 12 acro players, 11 spammy +shouters, 10 dorky admin, 9 dragons roaring, 8 confused newbies, 7 +snowballs flying, 6 full coke bottles, 5 Banaenas!!, 4 psychocoders, 3 panic buttons, 2 idlers idling and a PIXIE WITH A COOKIE!"


Brain says "Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"

Pinky says "I think so Brain, but if the plural of mouse is mice, wouldn't the plural of spouse be spice?"

Medwyn idly wonders how one has more then one spouse unless you believe in marring more then one person. =)

Kareila says "LOL!!!"


(Chaotic Public) Kareila puts on her Mad Scientist lab coat and takes out her Chemical Set (TM), combining carefully measured amounts of 35 different chemicals with a few drops of DNA. As the liquid fizzes and foams, she pours it out on the floor, and it spreads out to take the shape of a person named Flubber.

(Chaotic Public) Flubber has joined this channel. What a social dork. :)

(Chaotic Public) Draci says, "y'know, that name fits in well with yer method of @pcreation. ;)"

(Chaotic Public) A proud member of OAIPUCT! Medwyn grins and nods

(Chaotic Public) NCT KillroY says, "eh?"

(Chaotic Public) Forever Blowing Bubbles Destiny grins

(Chaotic Public) The CrAzY Kareila LOL

(Chaotic Public) The Chaotic Kareila <--- Absent Minded Professor

(Chaotic Public) NCT KillroY ahhs :)

(Chaotic Public) A proud member of OAIPUCT! Medwyn hmms..thinks that would make a funny quote. =)

(Chaotic Public) Draci Hmms, that's two good ones recently, the one with Skye falling was funny, too.


[Mudnet] Kyieren grabs the baby powder and shakes it all over the channel

[Mudnet] Circa smacks Ky's wrists. No make a mess of mommy's home

[Mudnet] I said it - I'm a twink! KameK says, "MOMMY LIVES ON PUB, NOT ON MUDNET! =P"

[Mudnet] Circa says, "I AM MOMMY!"

[Mudnet] I said it - I'm a twink! KameK says, "LIES!"

[Mudnet] Circa says, "NO!"

(Chaotic Public) Kyieren suckles Circa's teat for nourishment.

[Mudnet] Circa says, "BEHAVE!"

(Chaotic Public) I bring the burn! Josh !

(Chaotic Public) Kyieren says, "MISCHAN!"

(Chaotic Public) Kyieren says, "OMG"

(Chaotic Public) Tomorrow's just an excuse. Circa LOL!!!

(Chaotic Public) I bring the burn! Josh says, "Oh boy, that one may need some logging..."

(Chaotic Public) While peering around, KameK peers.

(Chaotic Public) Kyieren turns beet red

(Chaotic Public) In a galaxy full of nobodies Circa laffs REALLY hard


Josh's stomach growls at him. "Grr... the smell of chicken is killin' me..."

Sizzle sizzle.

*BLAM*

Blam?

Yes. Blam.

Why blam?

Whoever sizzled at me needed to be shot.

I see

A Nospoof Moment(tm)

Josh laughs.

Nissa grins.


arabella says "One of the main causes of the fall of the Roman Empire was that, lacking zero, they had no way to indicate successful termination of their C programs."

Kareila says "I thought their civilization collapsed when they encountered the dreaded Y0K bug."

poohbear boggles at ara

Alierak rotfl

poohbear faints again

hellspawn snickers.


[Code] Alierak notes that reverse(foo%rbar%rbaz) is fun to look at :)

[Code] The Psycho Coder Kareila says, "Zab! Rab! Oof."

[Code] Simply learning, Khayman laughs.

[Code] The Psycho Coder Kareila says, "if we ever get another computer we should name it zabraboof :)"

[Code] Alierak dunnos

[Code] The Psycho Coder Kareila says, "we could use it to run XUMcitoahC"

[Code] Simply learning, Khayman grins... "Meep.:)

[Code] Alierak says, "where you'd have to type OHW to see who's on?"

[Code] The Psycho Coder Kareila says, "and I would be you and you would be me."

[Code] Simply learning, Khayman says, "SO the Machine that runs ChaoticMUX is called foobarbaz?"

[Code] Alierak says, "having to type commands backwards would be a real challenge"

[Code] Simply learning, Khayman would be Namyahk

[Code] The Psycho Coder Kareila nods to Khayman, foobarbaz.mit.edu is chaotic.mit.edu


poohbear says "i hear tf is buggie? that tru?"

Kareila says "no, tf RULES"

Kareila says "but the windoze port is problematic"

poohbear ughs

Kareila says "it works okay considering it wasn't written for windoze, it's a unix client"

poohbear says "problematic, as in crashes?"

Kareila says "no, it's the display that has problems, apparently the screen doesn't always refresh."

Kareila says "the thing about tf is that it's really powerful, you can make it do just about anything. the problem is figuring out how to make it do what you want to. :)"

poohbear says "ahhh, so its kind of like a girlfriend!"

poohbear says "heeheehee"

Kareila says "oooooooooooooh you"

Kareila pinches poohbear. poohbear yelps!

poohbear LOL


Annoyance: Phantasm blathers, "Yo?"

From the Birdhouse in his Soul, LITE bawls, "Yo! Yo! it's a yo yo ball!"

Attention: Aldar vociferates, "mmm, yoyo ball"

From the Birdhouse in his Soul, LITE hypnotises Aldar with a yoyo ball.. whilst Aldar is hypnotised, LITE steals all of Aldar's power and flies away, laughing

LOGIN: Aldar has disconnected.

From the Birdhouse in his Soul, LITE squawks, "wow... that worked better than I thought!"


Draci has connected.

Aldar says "hi draci"

Draci says "oops."

Aldar says "oops is right. you crashed the mux."

Aldar says "j/k :)"

Draci grins.

---- World (unnamed5) ----

% Connection to Chaotic closed by foreign host.

% Connection to Chaotic failed: nonblocking connect: Connection refused

MarkJr ughs...Chaotic just went down :(

Draci says "Well, speak o' the Enigma! Chaotic crashed after Aldar accused me of crashing it (as a joke)!"

Draci roflol, maybe I should send this off to Kar.


(Chaotic Public) The CrAzY CoKar-Cola says, "all right, who's the wise guy?"

(Chaotic Public) Ray of LITE says, "Some call me wise..."

(Chaotic Public) stupid TINY idiotic LEMMINGS explode when sTiLe says, "others call u smart arsed?"

(Chaotic Public) It's Closing Time and LITE says, "Then again, some call me cute so it shows what they know.."

(Chaotic Public) (>;<) Medwyn grins.

(Chaotic Public) Cookie Monster wannabe LITE says, "Well I'll give ye a hint.. it was either, sTiLe, Rak, Soreth or me =)"

(Chaotic Public) stupid TINY idiotic LEMMINGS explode when sTiLe says, "weren't moi"

(Chaotic Public) Mostly harmless, Alierak says, "it could've been Kar, you know"

(Chaotic Public) Cookie Monster wannabe LITE says, "herm.. yes..it COULD have been... trying to blame it on us.."

(Chaotic Public) The Warped Wiz! BudLITE says, "what a naughty wench you are.."

(Chaotic Public) The Coconut CoKar-Cola says, "yep :)"

(Chaotic Public) While cuddling the *CUTE* LITE, Medwyn hehe's

(Chaotic Public) stupid TINY idiotic LEMMINGS explode when sTiLe says, "hehe"

(Chaotic Public) While cuddling the *CUTE* LITE, Medwyn rotfl

(Chaotic Public) Trouble Maker BudLITE says, "NOT CUTE..."

(Chaotic Public) The Magickal Mystical BudLITE says, "Oi!"

(Chaotic Public) The Cackling CoKar-Cola says, "gotcha back!"


Kareila rummages around in her Chemical Set (TM) and pulls out a half-liter of hydrofluoric acid! She pours it over Fri Feb 5 19:08:12 1999, and it melts, making a nasty sizzling noise.

You get back your 10 wish deposit for [time()](#9491).

Draci says "Ack! She ruined my day!"

Kareila says "DOH"

Alierak giggles

Draci rofl


Announcement: Annoyed shouts "whoever set their alias to 'Aldar' put it back"

Josh says "It's ralf"

Ralf heheheheh

Ralf changed it back

Aldar has a good mind to whip his Dark Grey Cube out

Josh notes that he didn't do anything. :P

Aldar turns his cube over in his hand

Aldar says "Hey ralf"

Aldar says "do you know the power of the CUBE?"

Ralf says "The CUBE?"

Aldar says "yes, the CUBE"

Ralf doesnt know the power of the CUBE.

Alierak says "the power of the CUBE is three. Three shall be the power of the CUBE, not four nor two. Five is right out..."

Josh ROFL

Aldar garghs


(Public) Kirielle's Personal Zenty searches rak's brain some more... Oh, I found the logic center!

(Public) Mostly harmless, Alierak says, "hey, are you sure you're still in the brain there, Zenty?"

(Public) The Coderwench Kareila says, "LOL!!!"

(Public) Draci lol

(Public) Kirielle's Personal Zenty screams and goes back to Kar's head

(Public) Josh giggles.

(Public) Kirielle's Personal Zenty says, "Atleast if i'm anywhere but her head, i'm still in something female"

(Public) The Caffeinated Kareila says, "... still?"

(Public) The Noir Prophet says, "Eew."


arabella sings, "i'm a dragon and i'm okay, i stomp around and ogle maidens all day!"


(Public) The All-Kewl Nissa goes idle for a little bit.

(Public) Something to Someone Shinobi sobs brokenly

(Public) The All-Kewl Nissa hands Shinobi some super glue. :)

(Public) Something to Someone Shinobi sobs repairedly


Alierak says "knock knock"

Kareila says "who's there?"

Alierak says "pub"

Kareila says "AUGH"

Katchoo laughs

Medwyn laughs and groans..

Kareila smack smack smack

Alierak would have had to emit the listing if anyone had fallen for it


Kareila says "Oh, I'm waiting for the dinner bell to do the bell thing.. dinner bell, dinner bell ring."

MarkJr ers? Lol

Trillian drools.

Kareila dances

ClouD rings the dinner bell #-1 FUNCTION (BEEP) EXPECTS 0 ARGUMENTS

MarkJr lols

ClouD says "Doh!"

ClouD rings the dinner bell #-1 PERMISSION DENIED

Trillian laughs

ClouD Grr

Kareila giggles

MarkJr lols!


(>Public<) trouble maker lite sez, "testing"

(>Public<) the undulating lite woohooz

(>Public<) khaotikmux'z offycyal typo lite sez, "i'm just a kute li'l dragon... roar!"

(>Public<) The Curious Kareila falls out of her chair

(>Public<) Lemming Alert! Escape Plan Alpha! poohbear LOL

(>Public<) ray of lite lololol

(>Public<) The Meddy Medwyn hehehe's

(>Public<) Thbptb! poohbear holds up the quote sign

(>Public<) my name iz blue kanary, one note spelled lite sez, "what other kind of speechmod'z do we have?"

(>Public<) Kalidor says, "is it just me or have you ALL had way to much coke today"

(>Public<) knowing the way, lite sez, "no! koke bad! evil!"

(>Public<) With Secret Weapon in hand, MarkJr ehs??!?! COKE BAD!!!! NO WAY!

(>Public<) The Meddy Medwyn says, "Coke Good! Good good good! Come to the coke side..=)"

(>Public<) khaotikmux'z offycial typo lite sez, "yez.. quote me.. quote me pretendink to be ara (="

(>Public<) the magykal mystykal lite sez, "nooo.. pepsi iz da bomb"


(>Public<) #-1 GIMME COOKIE! LITE says, "I am LITE. LITE I am. Would you like a Leg o' Lamb?"

(>Public<) stupid TINY idiotic LEMMINGS explode when sTiLe says, "no."

(>Public<) The honorable (yeah right!) hellspawn says, "How about a can o' spam?"

(>Public<) Gotta Love Me! LITE says, "I would not like a Leg o' Lamb. I do not eat them, LITE I am. I do not eat white meat or red.. I do not eat them, NO! I said!"

(>Public<) AcroPhobia Champ! LITE says, "Would you could you with ol' stile? Eat them, they will make you smile.."

(>Public<) The Anti-Spice Izzy says, "Would you could you in Japan, eating with Godzilla and Rodan?"

(>Public<) The Undulating LITE says, "Would you could you with some Coke. Even tho you just might choke?"

(>Public<) stupid TINY idiotic LEMMINGS explode when sTiLe says, "I would not like them, Spam I am, I wouldn't like them worth a damn!"

(>Public<) The Undulating LITE says, "You dork, you dork.. it isn't pork! It's good for you and tastes like cork!"

(>Public<) stupid TINY idiotic LEMMINGS explode when sTiLe says, "I do not like coke, LITE you are, I do not like it, not by far!"

(>Public<) Trouble Maker LITE says, "Would you like it in a can, Try it, Try it, You Wo-Man ;)"

(>Public<) stupid TINY idiotic LEMMINGS explode when sTiLe says, "I am no Wo-man, mr. Can, I am tiny lemmo-man!"

(>Public<) It's been One Week since LITE says, "It is true.. my lips are loose.. I'm spouting out Fake Dr. Seuss"

(>Public<) Live from the Ed Sullivan Theatre in New York City, it's hellspawn stomps on sTiLe

(>Public<) stupid TINY idiotic LEMMINGS explode when sTiLe says, "Please don't squish me, spawn of hell, it makes me feel a bit unwell!"

(>Public<) Live from the Ed Sullivan Theatre in New York City, it's hellspawn says, "HEH"


sTiLe says "which reminds me, rak, I want fourd :) if you know where it is"

Alierak says "it's on zip disk"

sTiLe says "oh yeah."

Draci says "fourd?"

sTiLe says "a hypercube displayer"

sTiLe says "actually, fived, 6d, whateverd, afaik"

Draci wonders what purpose a 'four' daemon wou--oh.

sTiLe whaps draci

sTiLe says "spews 4's all over :P"

Josh laughs.

Draci says "seriously, that's what came to mind."

44      4 4    4

sTiLe uh ohs.

sTiLe says "rak, kill it!"

kill -4 fourd

Draci says "whyfour?"

Alierak pfffts

4a 4u 4g 4h 4!

Draci says "just apply the fourier transform to it, it'll run away."

Alierak says "aieee!"

Josh writhes.

44  44
44  44
44444444
    44
    44

Josh says "EEEEEK!"

sTiLe aughs

Draci ROFL

sTiLe ughs at the fourier transform

sTiLe says "this is getting punny."

Draci says "okay, it transfourmed, just not how expected."

Josh says "Oh, four cryin' out loud..."

sTiLe AUGH!@!!

sTiLe smushes josh

Draci says "help, I can't breathe.."

Josh can't either.

sTiLe hehehe


//Chaotic\\ Mastering The Schwartz, LITE says, "Istanbul was constantinople.. NOW it's Istanbul not Constantinople.. been a like time gone.. Constantinople.."

//Chaotic\\ The Contemporary Kareila says, "long time"

//Chaotic\\ The Coder Dude MarkJr nods. LONG :_)

//Chaotic\\ ChaoticMUX's Official Typo LITE says, "that's what I meant"

//Chaotic\\ The Coder Dude MarkJr replaces his nose. :)

//Chaotic\\ The Coder Dude MarkJr puts it back again. :-)

//Chaotic\\ It's Closing Time and LITE steals MarkJr's nose and runs off

//Chaotic\\ Once I was The King of Spain, now LITE laughs evilly =-D

//Chaotic\\ The Coder Dude MarkJr steal's LITE's LITE and makes him FAT :P

//Chaotic\\ Trouble Maker FAT falls to the ground with a low *thud*

//Chaotic\\ The Spoof-Master MarkJr LOLS!

//Chaotic\\ The Magickal Mystical FAT steals MarkJr's Marker and makes him PencilJr

//Chaotic\\ The Spoof-Master PencilJr BAAAAAHS!

//Chaotic\\ Draci eyes this window and roflols.

//Chaotic\\ The Coder Dude PencilJr pokes Draci, who becomes icarD!

//Chaotic\\ With Secret Weapon in hand, PencilJr ehs, PicarD!

//Chaotic\\ It's been One Week since FAT says, "Bacardi!"

//Chaotic\\ The All-Encompassing PencilJr LOLs!


//Chaotic\\ Tinkerer! sTiLe says, "meep, my hubby fell over"

//Chaotic\\ +bbread 2/34 : +bbread 2/35 : MarkJr ...?

//Chaotic\\ I broke it because it wouldn't shut off. Kirielle blinks

//Chaotic\\ Never trust anybody that...um...can't be trusted Zero Cool says, "doh"

//Chaotic\\ (burma shave) sTiLe says, "the name they call my ethernet hub. Hubby."

//Chaotic\\ +bbread 2/34 : +bbread 2/35 : MarkJr lols!

//Chaotic\\ Vote sTiLe says, "it fell over. It's a standup little thing. kinda cute. :)"

//Chaotic\\ Mostly Harmless, Alierak says, "uh, sure, sTiLe :)"

//Chaotic\\ sTiLe sTiLe says, "the actual name on the box is hubby!!!"

//Chaotic\\ for sTiLe is NOT kidding.

//Chaotic\\ +bbread 2/34 : +bbread 2/35 : MarkJr roflol...

//Chaotic\\ Draci lol!

//Chaotic\\ Tinkerer! sTiLe says, "and it stands up :)"

//Chaotic\\ Mostly Harmless, Alierak bets they named it that just to get you laughed at :)

//Chaotic\\ (burma shave) sTiLe nods!

//Chaotic\\ +bbread 2/34 : +bbread 2/35 : MarkJr can see the manual now: (Ed. Note: Name on device just to get sTiLe laughed at)


[TF] The All-Encompassing MarkJr wonders why tf says (Lag) on the corner of the screen...

[TF] The All-Encompassing MarkJr ERPS!

[TF] Draci says, "it does?"

[TF] With Secret Weapon in hand, MarkJr hides in the corner ... it says (Log) ...

[TF] Draci roflol.


(Public) Vadal has joined this channel. What a social dork. :)

(Public) All-Around Villain Vadal says, "West SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE!"

(Public) Cheech blinks.

(Public) The New And Improved Vadal scratches his west side.

(Public) Josh blinks too.

(Public) Coo Coo Ka- Vadal says, "East SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE!"

(Public) EXTREE EXTREE! READ ALL ABOUT IT! Vadal scratches his east side.

(Public) King of Flirts, vote 4 Kat! (is that a flirt or WHAT?!) Vadal says, "Ahhh, much better."

(Public) Cheech scratches...wait, erm...uh...

(Public) Josh says, "Did you run out of sanity and feel too lazy to run to the store AGAIN?"

(Public) Cheech :)

(Public) An accountant waiting to happen, Vadal says, "heheh"

(Public) Josh says, "The, uh, south side? :)"

(Public) Cheech laughs.

(Public) Cheech says, "Umm, no. :)"

(Public) Smarting from his last TrillTHWACK, Vadal grins and reeeeeaches.

(Public) King of Flirts, vote 4 Kat! (is that a flirt or WHAT?!) Vadal says, "Oops, perhaps that's another "personal thing" the doctor warned me about."

(Public) Cheech says, "Crabs, son...but not the kind you find in the ocean. :P"

(Public) Cheech says, "Wait, lets not go there. :P"

(Public) Josh laughs.

(Public) Cheech shuts up now. :)

(Public) An accountant waiting to happen, Vadal says, "Crabs, heck! I've got squid!"

(Public) Only The Lonely Vadal says, "lol"

(Public) Cheech rotflhao!

(Public) Cheech says, "Red Lobster, anyone? :)"


arabella says "be nice to bacteria, it's the only culture some people get."


ChaoticMUX: arabella says, "last chance to entertain me"

ChaoticMUX: The Caustic Kareila does somersaults

ChaoticMUX: arabella says, "nonono"

ChaoticMUX: arabella tries to catch lindan in the nude form a years old pic

ChaoticMUX: Lindan says, "yes yes yes"

ChaoticMUX: The Chocolate Kareila lol, timing

ChaoticMUX: arabella laughs

ChaoticMUX: Lindan laughs

ChaoticMUX: Lindan says, "oh man :)"


ChaoticMUX: sTiLe looks around

ChaoticMUX: sTiLe says, "wow. I turn 17 tomorrow."

ChaoticMUX: sTiLe hints.

ChaoticMUX: The Curious Kareila gasps

ChaoticMUX: MarkJr hehehes :)

ChaoticMUX: sTiLe says, "a *cough* HEADWIZ *cough* flag would be real nice. ;)"

ChaoticMUX: Josh laughs.

ChaoticMUX: The Conscientious Kareila sews a big nylon flag with HEADWIZ in bright letters

ChaoticMUX: Khayman grins at Stile.

ChaoticMUX: Since you put it that way poohbear LOL

ChaoticMUX: The Cunning Kareila runs it up the flagpole and salutes

ChaoticMUX: Khayman thinks sTiLe should have a hobbit bday:) He gives the powers out to us!:)

ChaoticMUX: Chihuahua Punting Contest *Winner* poohbear lends kar bright PINK fabric

ChaoticMUX: MarkJr lols

ChaoticMUX: The Combustible Kareila says, "ooh, he'll look stunning in pink. matches his sunburn."

ChaoticMUX: Josh laughs.

ChaoticMUX: You suck! hellspawn LOL

ChaoticMUX: Escaped from New York poohbear ducks as a lemming-chip flies past his head

ChaoticMUX: sTiLe says, "heh."


ChaoticMUX: Houston, we have a problem poohbear makes a note, at 3:47 muxtime, hellspawn reentered this reality, decending from a higher level of consciousness known as the BUDDAH-idle. OHHHMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmm.......

ChaoticMUX: Darth hellspawn grins.


[Admin] hellspawn gives up for the night... Gotta work in 9 hours, and need -some- sleep.

[Admin] hellspawn might be able to function a bit more after I get home tomorrow night... Might not. :)

[Admin] Alierak might take a whack at it

[Admin] hellspawn says, "Feel free."

[Admin] sTiLe says, "whackin at your member()?"

[Admin] sTiLe shuts up now

[Admin] hellspawn laughs.

[Admin] hellspawn says, "He might try to find his match() and merge()? ;)"

[Admin] sTiLe says, "LOL"

[Admin] sTiLe says, "more like splice() to make children()"

[Admin] sTiLe says, "insert(member())"

[Admin] sTiLe says, "match(insert(member())), there."

[Admin] hellspawn says, "Then you push() until you hear a pop(), and *poof*... children()"

[Admin] sTiLe says, "LOL"

[Admin] hellspawn . o O ( Ahh... the joys of MUSH Code. ;> )

[Admin] sTiLe says, "hehehe"


[Code] Bumble says, "Okay. Hrrm."

[Code] Alierak says, "you probably want rjust"

[Code] Bumble says, "Question. Everyone knows using #@ in an iter() returns the element that it's running on. Hrrrm. Is there a way to figure out what the first/last elements in the iter are - Oh. Hee. Yeah, that'd work, Alierak. Thanks."

[Code] Kareila says, "how does he DO that?"

[Code] Alierak says, "he paged me first ;)"

[Code] The Spoof-Master MarkJr lols

[Code] KillroY laughs and could do it :)

[Code] Kareila opens up a Psychic Coders hotline and makes millions.

[Code] The Sandwich Artist MarkJr LOLS!

[Code] The Certifiably Insane MarkJr says, "Send me some!"

[Code] KillroY says, "cool :)"

[Code] Alierak says, "I'm sensing a loop... I think it's an iter..."

[Code] The Sandwich Artist MarkJr would love to call and ask why in the world his program died partway through it's 6 hour run. :P


[Public] Dave thinks that ChaoticMUX should organize a roving Caravan.

[Public] Dave says, "That could travel all around north-america for a month and pick up and travel with all the people."

[Public] Dave quits talking, now.

[Public] ** Sal says, "Yes, i concur."

[Public] David says, "I think we should take over the world."

[Public] hellspawn says, "You mean we haven't already?"

[Public] ** Sal says, "Yes, I concur."

[Public] Dave says, "And upload tinyMUX to all the minds of the occupants."

[Public] David says, "Ugh."

[Public] David says, "Let's use pennmush."

[Public] hellspawn says, "Dear god. I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy."

[Public] Dave says, "Including you."

[Public] Dave grins.

[Public] Dave says, "Better yet. Let's upload C-64 BASIC to all the minds of the occupants."

[Public] hellspawn says, "GAH!"

[Public] David says, "We aren't talking about your worst enemy, we're talking about random people."

[Public] Dave says, "Then we could teach them: 10 PRINT "CHAOTICMUX IS GOOD" 20 GOTO 10"

[Public] ** Sal laughs!

[Public] Dave says, "We're set."


[Public] arabellybuttonium says, "and isn't it ionic...doncha think...it's like sodiuuuuuuum...and chloride..."

[Public] Elemental, My Dear Watson, DiLithium Telluride shoots ara

[Public] sTiLe says, "LOL!"


[Public] Child of Anarchy Trillian got an A-.

[Public] The Cryptic Kareila says, "congrats, trilly."

[Public] Child of Anarchy Trillian grins. Thankee. :)

[Public] Sobe! The Drink of the Gods LITE claps for trill and smooches

[Public] Child of Anarchy Trillian blushes. :>

[Public] MarkJr craps too.

[Public] MarkJr ers, CLAPS.

[Public] (insert title here) PsychoGuy would clap but this darn strait jacket...

[Public] Child of Anarchy Trillian LoLs at Mark

[Public] Ms. Twinkie LAUGHS!

[Public] MarkJr whines. L and R aren't even near eachother!

[Public] Child of Solitude Half-Ralf lol

[Public] Sobe! The Drink of the Gods LITE says, "We don't see Crap here.. we say.. Carp :)"

[Public] Sobe! The Drink of the Gods LITE gives Trillian a Carp

[Public] Ms. Twinkie says, "Thank you Mark. That's the best laugh I've had in a long time."

[Public] Child of Solitude Half-Ralf takes a carp

[Public] MarkJr grins. Welcome Twinkie. :)


ChaoticMUX: Until there are none, adopt one! ScottyDog says, "Hm, my tummy is making weird noises. Perhaps that means I'm hungry."

ChaoticMUX: sTiLe says, "perhaps, or that alien fetus I planted in your stomach has started to grow"

ChaoticMUX: <Together We Fight> ScottyDog eeks

ChaoticMUX: I Love Beanie Babies! ScottyDog goes to get ice cream to calm the fetus.

ChaoticMUX: The Crunchy Kareila ....

ChaoticMUX: sTiLe says, "heh!"

ChaoticMUX: Not a *total* loser anymore, Half-Ralf says, "!"

ChaoticMUX: Trillian says, "Um."

ChaoticMUX: Not a *total* loser anymore, Half-Ralf reads back. "Oh!"

ChaoticMUX: Not a *total* loser anymore, Half-Ralf unidled to read "ScottyDog goes to get ice cream to calm the fetus"

ChaoticMUX: Trillian says, "Hee."

ChaoticMUX: I AM IRONMAN!!! Mr.P says, "Sometimes the hunger gets the fetus, sometiems the fetus gets you"

ChaoticMUX: sTiLe says, "this is becoming surreal."

ChaoticMUX: sTiLe looks for food for his fetus, er, stomach

ChaoticMUX: Trillian says, "Heh."


(>Public<) Super Dork!! LITE says, "I flaunt my MUX in your general direction, you silly son of a TinyTimmer!"

(>Public<) The Chocolateivorous LITE says, "I wag my +snowball at your aunties, you silly english Huh-acker!"

(>Public<) Power corrupts. Absolute power is sorta neat, though. Kolys ponders TinyTim the Scottish Enchanter.

(>Public<) Hydrologists Go With The Flow! LITE says, "HEH!"

(>Public<) Cookie Monster wannabe LITE says, "Your mother was a global and your father smells of MUSH 3.0!"

(>Public<) Planet Earth has been UNREGISTERED for 6,978,253,410.983 years. Kolys grins. We are the knights who say...... &^@%^@$@%&NO CARRIER

(>Public<) Hydrologists Go With The Flow! LITE says, "HEHEHEHE"

(>Public<) Locked out of his Watershed, LITE throws a wooden Coke bottle at Kolys


(:Public:) Trillian pees

(:Public:) Trillian says, "PEERS!"

(:Public:) Trillian says, "PEERS! Stupid keyboard!"

(:Public:) Crayon hrms?

(:Public:) The Controversial Kareila laughs

(:Public:) Trillian says, "I swear this thing has a mind of its own. :P"

(:Public:) The Clever Kareila says, "we should send you and MarkJr through a remedial course to correct toilet-training related typos"

(:Public:) Trillian snickers a little bit. "I was actually gonna do 'Trillian peers at Kareila'. Good thing I dropped the last part. =)"

(:Public:) The Crunchy Kareila says, "I'll say"

(:Public:) The Charismatic Kareila shudders :)

(:Public:) Ms. Twinkie LAUGHS!

(:Public:) Ms. Twinkie says, "I love typos."

(:Public:) Trillian says, "Yes you do. :)"


(:Public:) crysaliq says, "I thought a thought.. but the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I thought. Now if the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought... I wouldn't have thought so much. Doncha think? :)"

(:Public:) Beep. Half-Ralf says, "Yes"

(:Public:) The Cerebral Kareila's brain blows a fuse

(:Public:) Beep. Half-Ralf aughs!

(:Public:) Beep. Half-Ralf says, "The page will never get finished now!"

(:Public:) Got Milk? Get Cookie! LITE says, "I don't think. no."

(:Public:) The Chaotic Kareila says, "that explains a lot ;)"

(:Public:) Beep. Half-Ralf ba-dum ching!

(:Public:) Sobe! The Nectar Of The Gods! LITE nods..

(:Public:) Super Dork!! LITE says, "Yes it does..."

(:Public:) The Magickal Mystical LITE says, "waitasecond.."

(:Public:) My name is Blue Canary, One Note Spelled LITE THWACKs Kar!

(:Public:) The Coincidental Kareila giggles


Josh has the urge to filk 'Wasting Time' for his linear algebra class.

sTiLe blinks.

sTiLe says, "filk?"

Josh says, "Today the teacher started by defining, very quickly, the eigenvalue of an arbitrary matrix. Just defining it. Then he moved on to explaining, in great depth, the idea of vectors."

Josh says, "As in change the lyrics to fit something new."

sTiLe says, "uh oh."

sTiLe grins.

Josh says, "Eigenvalues are the only thing mentioned in the sections I had to read to do my hw that I didn't grasp, and he gave us way less than the book did. Thanks so very much. :P"

Josh says, "Hence I got up and left."

sTiLe grins

Josh says, "(I had the good sense to stuff my hw in the envelope at the beginning of the class despite his weak protestations of 'later' to the few students who did that.)"

sTiLe grins.

Josh says, "Uhoh, stile's activated his client's auto-grin feature, where it poses ':grins.' on whatever channel he hears stuff and then a pause. :P"

sTiLe grins.

sTiLe grins.

sTiLe grins.

sTiLe grins.

sTiLe grins.

sTiLe grins.

sTiLe says, "AW S**T."

sTiLe whaps tf.

sTiLe grins.

sTiLe grins.

sTiLe says, "augh."

Josh laughs.

sTiLe kills it.

sTiLe ......grins.

sTiLe says, "AUGH!"

sTiLe says, "it's alive."

Josh says, "The day the script ate the lemming."

sTiLe is burped up as bits of lemfur


(Chaotic Public) Beep. Half-Ralf says, "Oooh, ooh, I can predict the color of my comtitle!"

(Chaotic Public) Beep. Half-Ralf says, "Default."

(Chaotic Public) Beep. Half-Ralf says, "Default."

(Chaotic Public) Beep. Half-Ralf says, "Default."

(Chaotic Public) sTiLe says, "hehe."

(Chaotic Public) sTiLe says, "shut up. :P"

(Chaotic Public) Beep. Half-Ralf says, "Neat!"

(Chaotic Public) Beep. Half-Ralf says, "Ok"

(Chaotic Public) Beep. Half-Ralf says, "bye"

(Chaotic Public) Beep. Half-Ralf says, "quit"

(Chaotic Public) Beep. Half-Ralf says, "doh"

LOGIN: Half-Ralf has disconnected.

(Chaotic Public) sTiLe says, "heh"

(Chaotic Public) Assassin of Time, Draci marvels at Ralf's ability to produce that much spam with few words and still look like it wasn't really intended.

(Chaotic Public) sTiLe says, "hehehe."


ChaoticMUX: #-1 CIRCUSES ARE TOO HAPPY Kamek says, "What's a Terre Haute? =P"

ChaoticMUX: sTiLe says, "a city, dorkbrain"

ChaoticMUX: Brooks nods. Rose-Hulman is a good school.

ChaoticMUX: #-1 DOGS ARE TOO HAIRY Kamek says, "But what kind of a dumb name is Terre Haute? =P"

ChaoticMUX: The Chocolate Kareila says, "it's French for high ground"

ChaoticMUX: Beep. Half-Ralf says, "Terre Haute is Portugese for Square Poop"

ChaoticMUX: Beep. Half-Ralf says, "Oh, wait. What am I thinking."

ChaoticMUX: The Capitalized Kareila obliterates Half-Ralf

ChaoticMUX: Beep. Half-Ralf says, "lol"

ChaoticMUX: sTiLe says, "LOL!"

ChaoticMUX: #-1 TEACHERS ARE TOO D00DICAL Kamek snickers.


(Chaotic Public) Agent Dave says, "So anyways, I'm laying in bed this morning when Jenny Jones comes on. Guess what today's show topic was?"

(Chaotic Public) FREE sTiLe Stebe says, "lesbians from mars and the naboonians that love them?"

(Chaotic Public) House of Alierak says, "Internet addicts who use 'lay' instead of 'lie' and watch daytime tv in bed?"

(Chaotic Public) FREE David Stebe laffs

(Chaotic Public) Agent Dave baps Alierak. :)

(Chaotic Public) Alierak grins

(Chaotic Public) Agent Dave says, "Pretty damn close, Stebe."


(Chaotic Public) Edwin says, "Discuss the importance of letters in Jane Austin's Pride and Prejudice....."

(Chaotic Public) The Competent Kareila says, "it was written in English. English has an alphabet. the alphabet is made up of 26 letters. without these letters, the book could not have been written. the end."

(Chaotic Public) EXECUTE KEVIN Stebe says, "hehe... a college essay said "If you were writing a book, what would page 237 say?" my friend simply put The End centered in the middle."

(Chaotic Public) Edwin says, "note those kinf of letters KarKar. :) Letters, you know the thing that came before E-mail where you had to write on paper and stick it in a box on your front lawn. :)"

(Chaotic Public) The Caustic Kareila says, "did he get accepted?"

(Chaotic Public) Alierak grins

(Chaotic Public) EXECUTE KEVIN Stebe nods.

(Chaotic Public) The Cotton-Pickin Kareila says, "good for him."

(Chaotic Public) The Cadbury Kareila thinks

(Chaotic Public) The Chocolate Kareila says, "you mean those things with headlines and stories?"

(Chaotic Public) The Colorful Kareila says, "and print that got all over your hands?"

(Chaotic Public) Alierak . o O ( It wouldn't say anything yet, because I'd still be working on page 158. Not only that, but I wouldn't be certain how it would get paginated by the publisher )

(Chaotic Public) DONT FREE KEVIN Stebe grins, i think it was very creative of him to do that, the college apparently agreed.

(Chaotic Public) Edwin says, "no, that a newspaper, I'm talking about the box that you only get bills and advertisements from now."

(Chaotic Public) The Conscientious Kareila says, "you mean people wrote things besides checks?"

(Chaotic Public) EXECUTE KEVIN Stebe nodsnods, my grandma actually buys stamps and uses a pen!

(Chaotic Public) Mostly Harmless, Alierak says, "I thought you put papers in a box in your front yard so they'd be picked up for recycling :)"

(Chaotic Public) Edwin nods. Cancha just Imagine?


[Public] David unidles.

[Public] This is bad! ... Very Bad! Kalidor stalls David

[Public] David swears and tries to start again.

[Public] Debian! Pub Channel!: Kalidor tries to turn David over ... but he keeps stalling

[Public] David's driver gets out and wiggles the battery cable.

[Public] This is bad! ... Very Bad! Kalidor pushes David

[Public] David finally starts!

[Public] Let a virus into *my* system .... I Don't Think So, Kalidor says, "wooohoooo!"

[Public] David unidles and drives down the road.

[Public] Hailing for the Super Computer, Kalidor says, "we are being entirely too silly atm"

[Public] David says, "Too silly? I don't know the *meaning* of the word 'hying'!"

[Public] David +defines hying.

------------ Webster answers via http://www.m-w.com/dictionary.htm ------------
Main Entry:     hie
Pronunciation:  'hI
Function:       verb
Inflected Form(s):      hied; hy.ing or hie.ing
Etymology:      Middle English, from Old English hIgian to strive, hasten
Date:   12th century
intransitive senses : to go quickly : HASTEN
transitive senses : to cause (oneself) to go quickly
Additional matches exist for this word.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------

[Public] Like a Firewall, Kalidor says, "hehe"

[Public] This is bad! ... Very Bad! Kalidor says, "hshs !"

[Public] David says, "Ah, it means to go quickly. And now I know."

[Public] Looking seriously, Kalidor says, "and knowing is half the battle .... go JOE!!!!"

[Public] David cheers.

[Public] David says, "Are we silly, or are we silly?"


[Public] Beep. Half-Ralf begs for euthanasia

[Public] Ryu-Tsui-Sen! Kalidor hands you his wakazashi?? o_Ox

[Public] Beep. Half-Ralf commits seppuku

[Public] Dou-Ryu-Sen! Kalidor honors the warrior Ralf

[Public] Trillian giggles.

[Public] Rurouni Hitokiri ---> Kalidor says, "err .. the warrior now quarter ralf"

[Public] Glue, Darts, Pickles, Paper. David wonders where the other ralf of Half is.

[Public] Beep. Other Half arrives. "With our powers combined, we are..."

[Public] Beep. Other Half says, "CAPTAIN PLANET!"

[Public] We Are Captain Planet says, "Happy now?"

[Public] Glue, Darts, Pickles, Paper. David says, "Erk."

[Public] Glue, Darts, Pickles, Paper. David says, "GO PLANET!"

[Public] Glue, Darts, Pickles, Paper. David @baps himself.


[Admin] Josh says, "You turned Mommy on?"

[Admin] Josh says, "Or was she already on?"

[Admin] Philosopher and Fool On The Hill Soreth says, "I didn't.."

[Admin] And the Sioux called him, "Dances with Wenches" poohbear says, "i didn't mean to, she just couldnt resist me"

[Admin] Josh groooooans!


(>Public<) arabella says, "prince, according to my brothers, is taking personal credit for sparking the fever of this year"

(>Public<) Josh says, "Yeah, well, The Artist actually treats 'Prince' as a separate identity, someone he asks for opinions out loud..."

(>Public<) David says, "His name isn't prince anymore...it's a symbol that's pronounced 'idiot'."

(>Public<) >>-Your Millennium Princess-> Nyssa laughs

(>Public<) Your magic pill awaits you. Dave says, "And why is Nyssa a millennium princess?"

(>Public<) Killing roY, KillroY says, "hahaha"

(>Public<) >>-Your Millennium Princess-> Nyssa says, "Because I damn well feel like it! :P"

(>Public<) Your magic pill awaits you. Dave says, "She said damn."

(>Public<) David says, "Well, I just said sex."

(>Public<) Our whole lives are a sham. Dave says, "And I said candy."

(>Public<) >>-Your Millennium Princess-> Nyssa says, "Okay"

(>Public<) David said Ni!

(>Public<) David says, " Dave decides to be real confusing.

(>Public<) David LOLs.

(>Public<) Josh smells spoofage.

(>Public<) David says, " Dave grins.

(>Public<) Killing roY, KillroY says, "hehehehe"

(>Public<) David says, " Dave isn't trying to spoof, man. We're different manifestations of the same entity.

(>Public<) Dave says, " David bwhahahas/

(>Public<) Josh arghs as he realizes what Dave did.

(>Public<) David says, " Dave says, "Heehee. The max in complete confusion."

(>Public<) Dave says, " David says, "No, wait, I have a better thing..."

(>Public<) David says, " Dave says, "Let's see it!"

(>Public<) David says, " Dave says, "I can do this..."

(>Public<) David says, " Dave says, "Oh, this is pure evil."

(>Public<) David says, " Dave agrees. :)

(>Public<) Josh says, "Alternately speaking with a funky comtitle or posing with no comtitle?"

(>Public<) David says, " Dave considers switching his, and decides not to.

(>Public<) David says, " Dave says, "Probably Josh, who can tell?"

(>Public<) Josh gets out the freak rifle again.

(>Public<) David says, " Dave says, "True. I'd need a closer look."

(>Public<) Amakakeru-Ryu-no-Hirameki! Kalidor giggles

(>Public<) David says, " Dave says, "Don't shoot me, shoot the other one!"

(>Public<) David says, " Dave says, "Don't shoot me!"

(>Public<) Josh tries to comply, goes crosseyed, and passes out.

(>Public<) David says, " Dave cools.

(>Public<) The Coincidental Kareila rotfl

(>Public<) >>-Your Millennium Princess-> Nyssa tehe's

(>Public<) David says, " Dave says, "Wait, now I'm confused...who am I again?"

(>Public<) Josh says, "Dav*."

(>Public<) >>-Your Millennium Princess-> Nyssa says, "It takes two of them to make one. ;)"

(>Public<) David says, " Dave says, "Yes, but we have two different bodies...."

(>Public<) Josh says, "Well that's not rocket science. Pick one."

(>Public<) >>-Your Millennium Princess-> Nyssa says, "I'll pass!"

(>Public<) >>-Your Millennium Princess-> Nyssa laughs


(>Public<) Live from the Ed Sullivan Theatre in New York City, it's hellspawn grins, and discusses Y2K terrorism elseMU*.

(>Public<) Destiny imagines the Y2K bug and the lagbeast getting into a fight...

(>Public<) Brooks laughs.

(>Public<) Brooks says, "Toss in El Nino, and we have a pay per view event."

(>Public<) It's all been done... hellspawn says, "LOL"

(>Public<) Brooks says, "SATURDAY! SAT SAT SAT SATURDAY! ALL HELL BREAKS LOOSE as the titan problemakers of the world COLLIDE!"


[Public] *poing!* Trillian's head explodes again.


(Chaotic Public) AudibleBastardNothing says, "That's me, pure EVIL!"

(Chaotic Public) Darth Cheerios Shinobi says, "Well, prolly not pure..."

(Chaotic Public) AudibleBastardNothing says, "No, your right, I'm diluted, actually I'm a third evil, and two thirds mayham."

(Chaotic Public) Darth Cheerios Shinobi says, "And a pinch chaos?"

(Chaotic Public) AudibleBastardNothing says, "I like to think so, but someone replaced god's chaos with cinnimon, what can I say, it was April Fool's Day."

(Chaotic Public) Darth Cheerios Shinobi says, "how long did it take to stop sneezing?"

(Chaotic Public) AudibleBastardNothing says, "Not long, it's not that bad, I'm just worried about cannibles, cause I taste so damned good."

(Chaotic Public) David notes that wasn't a prank on you, *all* chaos was replaced last April Fools day with cinnimon. And evil was replaced with nutmeg, but that was fixed rigth away.

(Chaotic Public) David says, "Chaos still hasn't gotten its act together to fix it, big surprise there."

(Chaotic Public) David says, "Good was replaced with some kiwi-strawberry drink."

(Chaotic Public) AudibleBastardNothing says, "That explains ALOT!"

(Chaotic Public) Darth Cheerios Shinobi says, "Odd tho, irony wasn't changed at all, not that anyone cares..."

(Chaotic Public) David doesn't remember what mayhem was replaced with. Folgers Crystals, probably, since you can't leave a running gag like that undone.

(Chaotic Public) AudibleBastardNothing is gone. Well castrate me so I can sing for your amusment in a high pitched voice, and call me the cryogenically frozen head of Walt Disney, deep fried in a rich beer batter and served with a side dish of store-bought patatoe salad.!

LOGIN: AudibleBastardNothing has disconnected.

LOGIN: Shinobi has disconnected.

LOGIN: Crayon has disconnected.

(Chaotic Public) David says, "Oh, and apathy was replaced with people disconnecting while I'm talking to them."


(Chaotic Public) Be afraid, be very afraid... hellspawn says, "Boo."

(Chaotic Public) Raistlin eeeeeks.

(Chaotic Public) Oh when the smurfs, come marching in... Kirielle *pounces* on the spawn21.

(Chaotic Public) Qui-Gon hellspawn meeps!

(Chaotic Public) <Property of Zenty> Kirielle giggles.

(Chaotic Public) The Cornflake Kareila tangoes with hellspawn.

(Chaotic Public) David lightsaber-duels with hs.

(Chaotic Public) Spoonerisms are FUN! hellspawn disappears, ala Obi-Wan.

(Chaotic Public) Spit Happens Kirielle cries?

(Chaotic Public) Raistlin ooooooooohs.

(Chaotic Public) David steals hs's clothes and pawns them at the pawn shop.

(Chaotic Public) Puy! Kirielle lol

(Chaotic Public) Be afraid, be very afraid... hellspawn says, "Umm, David... I'm a dragon. I don't wear clothes. I wear scales."

(Chaotic Public) David says, "Who's clothes were those?"

(Chaotic Public) Emperor hellspawn idly glances toward Faux.

(Chaotic Public) David says, "Must have been the clothes of the last person you ate....hrm."

(Chaotic Public) #-1 IF I COULD DO STUFF LIKE THIS WOULD I WASTE MY TIME RUNNING A MUX? hellspawn says, "Dear gods."

(Chaotic Public) The Concise Kareila says, "hee."

(Chaotic Public) David oh-nos.

(Chaotic Public) David says, "FauxTheTImeBeing is here! Well, steal all my clothes, pawn them at a pawn shop, spend the money on hookers, and call me a naked son of a gun!"

(Chaotic Public) The neat round spaghetti you can eat with a spoon, uh oh, spaghetti-o's. Kirielle giggles.

(Chaotic Public) It's all been done... hellspawn says, "Somehow, that oddly suits him."

(Chaotic Public) The Comatose Kareila lol


(Chaotic Public) Elvis has left this channel. What an antisocial dork. :)

(Chaotic Public) sTiLe says, "Elvis... has left the channel."

(Chaotic Public) Child of Flirm Wonko won't dignify that with a response. ;)

(Chaotic Public) David says, "Wonko, you couldn't digify something with a top hat and spats, much less a mere response."

(Chaotic Public) sTiLe says, "lol"

(Chaotic Public) Child of Flirm Wonko dignifies David with a large metal bat.

(Chaotic Public) Child of Flirm Wonko dignifies him in the head, in the back, in the knees...

(Chaotic Public) sTiLe LOL!!!

(Chaotic Public) Child of Flirm Wonko grins.

(Chaotic Public) David says, "Now you see the violence inherit in the system."

(Chaotic Public) Child of Flirm Wonko says, "Bloody peasent!"


(Chaotic Public) The Kittycat Medwyn dances to Dido

(Chaotic Public) Child of Flirm Wonko does a double take.

(Chaotic Public) Child of Flirm Wonko says, "Wow. I REALLY saw taht wrong."

(Chaotic Public) Child of Flirm Wonko gets his mind out of the gutter.

(Chaotic Public) Child of Flirm Wonko says, "it's a messy, scooping afair, involving a big soup spoon."

(Chaotic Public) David says, "Teletubbies shouldn't talk like that."

(Chaotic Public) Child of Flirm Winko IS NOT A TELETUBBY!!!

(Chaotic Public) Child of Flirm Winko hrms at his name.

(Chaotic Public) Child of Flirm Winko says, "how'd THAT get there??"

(Chaotic Public) It's All About ChaoticMUX, baby! LITE says, "@name *Wonko=Tinko-Winko"

(Chaotic Public) I am 32 flavors and Medwyn looks at Wonko's tummy.."Where's the switch to turn the tv on? Where's the nob?...wait nevermind.."

(Chaotic Public) Child of Flirm Wonko graaaahs.

(Chaotic Public) Child of Flirm Tinko Winko says, "what the hell..."

(Chaotic Public) Child of Flirm Tinko Winko looks down at his body...

(Chaotic Public) An inspiration for birth control, hellspawn fears.

(Chaotic Public) Vote LITE in 2000!!! LITE o dear goddesses

(Chaotic Public) Child of Flirm Tinko Winko's body is suddenly purple and pear shaped, covered with muppet-fuzz. His head has the shape of a keyboard

(Chaotic Public) Vote LITE in 2000!!! LITE Herms.

(Chaotic Public) Child of Flirm Tinko Winko says, "nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"

(Chaotic Public) Vote LITE in 2000!!! LITE wonders what happens if he does.

(Chaotic Public) David says, "He's a compu-tubby?"

(Chaotic Public) Child of Flirm Tinko Winko says, "mrmershmrmigoogoogah!"

(Chaotic Public) The Warped Wiz! LITE grabs the keyboard and pulls it out of tinko winko

(Chaotic Public) Child of Flirm Tinko Winko screams in pain.

(Chaotic Public) Apend Chaos says, "ouchie."

(Chaotic Public) My name is Blue Canary, One Note Spelled LITE says, "Nifty"

(Chaotic Public) Child of Flirm Tinko Winko shrinks back towards his normal size.

(Chaotic Public) Child of Flirm Wonko says, "phew."

(Chaotic Public) Sobe! The Nectar Of The Gods! LITE brushes the blood off and attaches it to the monitor in tinko winko's body

(Chaotic Public) Child of Flirm Wonko erks as the keyboard gets stuck in his gut....

(Chaotic Public) Child of Flirm Wonko grows again. "Oh crap."

(Chaotic Public) Child of Flirm Tinko Winko says, "grblgahgooboobah!"

(Chaotic Public) Gotta Love Me! LITE quickly types in rm */*

(Chaotic Public) Child of Flirm Tinko Winko ...

(Chaotic Public) Child of Flirm Tinko Winko says, "AEDRJOI:!#@$#!$O!#@$OPIJ^$@M<LGVDJ:LKSDA:OJI !#$LMK#$>M<!$#@OI$#J@()U*VCLJK:$#QLMKFDW"

(Chaotic Public) Child of Flirm Tinko Winko says, "0111000101010110000100111100100101101000100111001100000111101000011"

(Chaotic Public) Child of Flirm Tinko Winko falls over in a smoking heap.

(Chaotic Public) The Magickal Mystical LITE cheers

(Chaotic Public) Child of Flirm Tinko Winko "crashes" to the ground.

(Chaotic Public) Child of Flirm Tinko Winko fizzles one more time, pops a little pop, then dies.

(Chaotic Public) Child of Flirm Wonko says, "YOU KILLED TINKO WINKO!!!!"

(Chaotic Public) David says, "YAY!"


(Public) Dos cervezas y la cuenta, por favor! Trillian ???????!?!?!?!?#!@#$%!@$@$%^@^@^@#$ AUUUUUGGGHHHHHHHHH

(Public) Achaz Chaos says, "We are experiencing Trillnical difficulties. Please stand by."


(Chaotic Public) We can sit in the sun, let the days roll into one, and Medwyn idly lol's at Spawny's old poll response in relation to what the poll is now..=)

Player Name        On For Idle  What do you do for fun?
hellspawn        4d 01:10  43m   Jewelie. :)
17 Players logged in, 36 record, no maximum.


nInNy proclamation: sTiLe cries, "GOOD NIGHT MUX!@!!"

Annoy me! Oh no! hellspawn hollers, "He's leaving! Everyone party!"

nInNy proclamation: sTiLe smacks hellspawn

Annoy me! Oh no! hellspawn beams.

Annoy me! Oh no! hellspawn tosses sTiLe off a cliff.

nInNy proclamation: sTiLe bawls, "ow."

(Public) sTiLe does the last thing he ever does, while saying, "I'll do the last thing I ever do, if it's the LAST THING I EVER DO!"

LOGIN: sTiLe has disconnected.

Annoy me! Oh no! hellspawn . o O ( Remember, it's not the fall that kills you... It's the sudden stop at the end. )

Let the wookie win! Solace bawls, "LOL!"


(:Public:) Trillian sets the laser printer on stun.


(Chaotic Public) The ANTI-Metallica Wonko slobbers out between mouthfulls, "I whuv ishcwheem samwhishes.

(Chaotic Public) Pressing the Self-Destruct Button to see what happens, Skippy shoots Wonko.

(Chaotic Public) The ANTI-Metallica Wonko is beshot.

(Chaotic Public) The ANTI-Metallica Wonko says, "or perhaps beshooted."

(Chaotic Public) Nine people out of ten agree that Skippy calls loot.

(Chaotic Public) The ANTI-Metallica Wonko hrmphs. "Your puny weapons cannot kill me!"

(Chaotic Public) The ANTI-Metallica Wonko threatens skippy with a poo stick.

(Chaotic Public) The ANTI-Metallica Wonko says, "say i'm your momma!"

(Chaotic Public) Smile, Cthulhu loathes you! Skippy runs away.

(Chaotic Public) Creeping Horror of the Naptime, Skippy is befrightened.

(Chaotic Public) The ANTI-Metallica Wonko brandishes his poo stick.

(Chaotic Public) The ANTI-Metallica Wonko brandishes dwardishly.

(Chaotic Public) Cthulhu 2000! Why vote for the lesser of two evils? Skippy summons Cthulhu, but the demon is too afraid of the poo stick to come.

(Chaotic Public) Nine people out of ten agree that Skippy says, "Damn!"

(Chaotic Public) The ANTI-Metallica Wonko mwahahahas

(Chaotic Public) The ANTI-Metallica Wonko says, "hrm... other players are developing poo sticks. I must develop bigger and better poo sticks!"

(Chaotic Public) The ANTI-Metallica Wonko tries to maintain the poo balance for the next 40 years.

(Chaotic Public) Smile, Cthulhu loathes you! Skippy builds an APM (anti-poo-missle)

(Chaotic Public) The ANTI-Metallica Wonko acks!

(Chaotic Public) The ANTI-Metallica Wonko builds an AAPM!

(Chaotic Public) Apathetical Blob, Skippy builds an AAAPM! So there!

(Chaotic Public) The ANTI-Metallica Wonko draws up a treaty called the PNP (Poo Non Proliferation) and hands it to Skippy. "Now we'll keep all of the other minor players out of our power game and divide the MUX among ourselves!"

(Chaotic Public) Smile, Cthulhu loathes you! Skippy says, "Sounds good."

(Chaotic Public) The ANTI-Metallica Wonko signs and immediately begins arming rebels in south Skiplakistan with small poo arms.

(Chaotic Public) Pressing the Self-Destruct Button to see what happens, Skippy suddenly tries to backstab Wonko with a poo-dagger, starting a cold war.

(Chaotic Public) The ANTI-Metallica Wonko eyes Skippy sternly, sitting on a pile of poo sticks for the next 40 years.

(Chaotic Public) The ANTI-Metallica Wonko says, "in the meantime he supports evil dictators and horrible human rights violators, so long as they don't become proponents of Skipunism."

(Chaotic Public) Pressing the Self-Destruct Button to see what happens, Skippy stockpiles poo, but devotes so much money to it he goes bankrupt, and starts selling poo to minor corrupt governments in the middle east.

(Chaotic Public) The ANTI-Metallica Wonko involves himself with bombing those minor governments in the name of "human rights" while ignoring the blatant hr violations of his close friends. He hands out poo sticks to those "friends" in order to do the same things he's fighting in "Rogue" Poo States.

(Chaotic Public) Smiter of Un-Nifty Stuff, Skippy sends a large collection of poo to Puba, located near the United States of Wonko.

(Chaotic Public) The ANTI-Metallica Wonko goes nuts and ends up hating Puba for the next 800 years.

(Chaotic Public) The ANTI-Metallica Wonko says, "Those gosh darned Skipunists!@"

(Chaotic Public) Smile, Cthulhu loathes you! Skippy shoots down a raft carrying Puba regfugees, but one boy named Elian Poozalis escapes and starts a major human rights debate.

(Chaotic Public) The ANTI-Metallica Wonko rants and raves over poor Poozalis, but in the end nabs the little bugger at gunpoint and ships him back to Puba. The inhabitants of the USW, oblivious to their own stupidity, revolt and destroy the country. There is a holocaust of fire and brimstone and Mini-Marts before the smoke clears.

(Chaotic Public) The ANTI-Metallica Wonko lies in rubble, and the rest of the world laughs at him.

(Chaotic Public) Apathetical Blob, Skippy laughs at Wonko.

(Chaotic Public) The ANTI-Metallica Wonko smolders.

(Chaotic Public) The ANTI-Metallica Wonko says, "never anyone around to quote you when you need it. ;p"

(Chaotic Public) Stealer of Souls,Eater of Ice-Cream, Skippy logs this and sends it to the ChaoticMUX website.

(Chaotic Public) The ANTI-Metallica Wonko grins. "Or maybe there is."


[Music] Enjoying a Long Tall Weekend, LITE says, "What y'all wanna do? Wanna be wizzies? Get busies? Oh please! Spinnin round n round until yer dizzies? Shaking up your coke, drinkin all of the fizzies?"


Alierak shakes the Magic 8 Ball On Crack, and asks: 'What are we here for?'

Then turns the Magic 8 Ball On Crack over.

It reveals the answer of: "All you do is take, take, take!"

Kareila says "..."

LITE types ---> take Kareila

LITE grynz

Kareila whaps LITE. LITE owies!

LITE grynz

LITE shakes the Magic 8 Ball On Crack, and asks: 'Don't you love me anymore?'

Then turns the Magic 8 Ball On Crack over.

It reveals the answer of: "Heh, What a Loser..."

LITE HEHS!

Kareila lol

LITE falls off his chair laughing

LITE says "That's almost quotable"

Alierak shakes the Magic 8 Ball On Crack, and asks: 'Can we quote you on that?'

Then turns the Magic 8 Ball On Crack over.

It reveals the answer of: "Yup!"

LITE HEHS!

LITE says "Not a stupid ball!"

LITE shakes the Magic 8 Ball On Crack, and asks: 'You DO realize that you'll be put on the webpage where everyone can see it and laugh at you, right?'

Then turns the Magic 8 Ball On Crack over.

It reveals the answer of: "It's Hammer Time!"

Stebe lols


(>Public<) Child of Flirm Wonko says, "ew. very old leather."

(>Public<) Shake, Rattle and ROLL! David says, "Many people don't know you can eat almost anything made of leather."

(>Public<) Child of Flirm Wonko has a leather jacket. If he can actually eat the entire thing, you get a dollar. If not, he gets to eat you.

(>Public<) The Characteristic Kareila says, "such a deal!"

(>Public<) Shake, Rattle and ROLL! David for examples, and tries to eat Aldar, only to discover that's a cotton robe. Bah.

(>Public<) Shake, Rattle and ROLL! David says, "Wonko, that's a silly bet. You're really going to pay me a dollar to eat your leather coat?"

(>Public<) Shake, Rattle and ROLL! David says, "That is, *you* eat it."

(>Public<) Child of Flirm Wonko nods. "Only if I can finish it. And I"ll try my darndest."

(>Public<) Child of Flirm Wonko says, "If I can't finish it, I'll put you in the freezer and eat you tomorrow."

(>Public<) The Comatose Kareila says, "he'll thank you for the freezer, I'm sure."

(>Public<) Shake, Rattle and ROLL! David says, "Yes, I will!"

(>Public<) Shake, Rattle and ROLL! David would give his left arm to be in a freezer....wait a minute....

(>Public<) The Captivating Kareila says, "careful what you wish for :)"

(>Public<) Child of Flirm Wonko grins and pulls out a saw.

(>Public<) Shake, Rattle and ROLL! David gets hypothetically confused.

(>Public<) Child of Flirm Wonko has a freezer. You have an arm. He also has a saw. Simple equasion. Bwahaha.

(>Public<) Child of Flirm Wonko says, "Ok, I'm done now. Gotta go get some real food."

(>Public<) Shake, Rattle and ROLL! David says, "Yup."

(>Public<) Child of Flirm Wonko says, "David, I'll be at either the cafeteria in 5 minutes, or your house in however long it takes to drive to wherever the hell you live."

(>Public<) Shake, Rattle and ROLL! David grabs the saw form Wonko, and threatens to cut him unless Wonko lets him into the freezer. Simple math.

(>Public<) Child of Flirm Wonko watches David gore himself on the saw blade as he grabs it.

(>Public<) Child of Flirm Wonko laughs.

(>Public<) Child of Flirm Wonko says, "tell ya what, while I'm away at dinner you can chill (no pun intended) in my freezer. I'll leave it open."

(>Public<) Shake, Rattle and ROLL! David says, "You can laugh all you want, I still have the saw, and I know how to use it! So let me into *passes out from blood loss*"

(>Public<) Child of Flirm Wonko grins and waves. Later all.

(>Public<) The Cornflake Kareila wavers.

(>Public<) Child of Flirm Wonko idles to death.

(>Public<) Shake, Rattle and ROLL! David flirms flirmily.

(>Public<) Lindan leaps across the mux and tacklehugs Kare

(>Public<) Lindan says, "for lack of anything to do, really"

(>Public<) Shake, Rattle and ROLL! David says, "You could treat my wounds, but Nooooooooooooooooooo."

(>Public<) Lindan looks around for salt

(>Public<) Shake, Rattle and ROLL! David says, "There's some in the pantry."

(>Public<) Lindan says, "oh thanks"

(>Public<) Shake, Rattle and ROLL! David says, "No prob."

(>Public<) Lindan gets some salt and applies it to the wound

(>Public<) Shake, Rattle and ROLL! David thinks he just made a mistake.

(>Public<) Shake, Rattle and ROLL! David says, "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!"

(>Public<) Shake, Rattle and ROLL! David says, "See if I tell you where the pepper is!"

(>Public<) Lindan grins


(Chaotic Public) Flexing His... Vocabulary, Zero Cool says, "is that 'live' or 'live'? :)"

(Chaotic Public) David says, "It's 'live'."

(Chaotic Public) Flexing His... Vocabulary, Zero Cool lol

(Chaotic Public) Flexing his muscles, Eric says, "Its all clear now"

(Chaotic Public) David . o O (Ask a stupid question...)


(Chaotic Public) David lalalalas.

(Chaotic Public) The Mighty Lork the Mighty ponders the lalala

(Chaotic Public) The Mighty Lork the Mighty says, "Such a sound... Purely ambiguous of any communicational meaning in this medium of speech... The language gives no definition to it in such contet, and yet.. It is... It is because it must be.. Everything exists, and must exist, for if anything did not exist, then there could be no concept of everything... there would merely be nothing.. and yet, there would be no concept of nothing either, for it is parallel of everything... and without the two, there can be neiather. Both good and evil must exist for this reason, but neither has any larger bearing than can be seen.. There is a place, where such does not exist.. adn even in there.. It is... for it must be, as all things"

(Chaotic Public) David wants some of what you're smoking.

(Chaotic Public) The Mighty Lork the Mighty chuckles softly and grins

(Chaotic Public) The Mighty Lork the Mighty says, "The mindset of the ponderer, he who broods eternally, above the chains of the physical body, he who has acchieved a higher perception.. this mind is all minds, needing only to detach the mind, to open the mind through physical method... the dispersion of the physical limitations only attainable through the subjecting of the self to physical tools... Such a paradox this is.. To depart the body by subjecting it to methods purely phisical..."

(Chaotic Public) David points to his last comment.

(Chaotic Public) The Mighty Lork the Mighty says, "Such is the way of existence... Through the manipulation of an allocation, its polar opposite is subsequently changed.. And nothing can be isolated... for it will always affect another allocation"

(Chaotic Public) The Mighty Lork the Mighty nods, "All can be obtained if it is taken as such and believed to affect as one believes it to... This is all I can dpak on the matter, for this is all that I know of it

(Chaotic Public) David says, "It's actually probably *more* then what you know on the matter."

(Chaotic Public) The Mighty Lork the Mighty nods, "Such is highly probable, Knowledge is relative.. Like a grain of sand next to a primitive protozoa, and inversely next to a mountain.... What is known to the body, and what is known to the mind is very different, as a simple organism too small for the physical eye to see unaided, may be killed in minuite within the body of a healthy entity, and yet at the same time, multiply and devour the body of one who has no defense.. Certainty is a concept that can rarely be applied

(Chaotic Public) David pretends to care.

(Chaotic Public) The Mighty Lork the Mighty sees no need for such deceptions


(Public) Habitual Snake David says, "Does anyone think Windows ME is a great name?"

(Public) Habitual Snake David says, "You can now use windows as an insult."

(Public) Habitual Snake David says, "Oh yeah! Well...Windows YOU!"

(Public) The Superluminal Soreth already was.

(Public) Habitual Snake David says, "Well, yeah, but now it actually sounds like a verb."

(Public) Get your own damn comtitle, this one's TAKEN, Nyssa says, "Ewww, he's been windowed. ;)"

(Public) Habitual Snake David says, "What the windows is going on in here?"

(Public) Habitual Snake David says, "Get that Windowsing moron out of there!"


[Test] David says, "Doh."

[Test] Crack Pot says, "Hes the text of weird"

[Test] David says, "You are the weird text."

[Test] Crack Pot says, "Inset#-1 function recursion limit exceededu#-1 function recursion limit exceeded the s are you stay up sex me adesc me ."

[Test] David says, "Is that a preposition?"

[Test] Crack Pot says, "Not o.o"

[Test] David says, "Whew."

[Test] Crack Pot says, "I mentioned aldar?"

[Test] David says, "You want to have sex with Aldar?"

[Test] Crack Pot says, "Pervert!"

[Test] David says, "Hey, you mentioned it!"

[Test] Crack Pot says, "Yes."

[Test] David says, "But I can't? Isn't that hypocritical?"

[Test] Crack Pot says, "Hehe."

[Test] David says, "This thing acts almost real. :)"

[Test] Crack Pot says, "Crack pot."


Draci says "argh, too used to markjr"

Nyssa ah's

Nyssa tehe's

Draci types ---> unsuper-size mark

Mark rofl!


LOGIN: Josh has connected.

(>Public<) Josh says, "What a strange sensation. I think it's called restedness."

(>Public<) Josh waves.

(>Public<) The Charismatic Kareila points at Josh and screams. "You're one of THEM!"

(>Public<) Josh says, "...one of the people who can sleep in on Thursdays?"

(>Public<) The Crispy Kareila nods and slowly backs away.

(>Public<) Josh says, "Does it help to mention I have 8 AM classes the three days before that?"

(>Public<) Josh says, "Hence, I'm doomed to get too little sleep this coming Sunday night and will then rejoin the masses in sleep deprivation?"

(>Public<) The CandyCane Kareila eyes Josh warily, but stops backing away. "Maybe."

(>Public<) Rage says, "Rest is a myth. Like dry land. Don't go spreading your cult nonsense around here."

(>Public<) Josh says, "I'd think you'd be rushing me to drain my energy, actually. *shrug*"

(>Public<) Josh says, "But dryland exists too! *crazed look*"

(>Public<) The Coderwench Kareila shakes her head sadly.

(>Public<) Josh says, "I just wish I could find it... all the rain on campus lately has made it decidedly WET land."

(>Public<) Rage begins sobbing hysterically, "Kar, tell me this isn't happening."

(>Public<) The Candid Kareila says, "This isn't happening."

(>Public<) Rage instantly regains compsure. "Phew. What a relief."

(>Public<) Rage says, "Compsure. Comp... sure. I'm missing something. Something round."

(>Public<) Josh says, "Buddha?"

(>Public<) The Childlike Kareila says, "Donut?"

(>Public<) Josh says, "Babies!"

(>Public<) Rage says, "Ah. Yes. Exactly."

(>Public<) Josh says, "Very small rocks!"

(>Public<) Rage says, "Compdonutbuddhababyrocksure."

LOGIN: Ladybug has connected.

(>Public<) The HUG BUG Ladybug logs on & blows kisses to the masses.

(>Public<) Josh waves.

(>Public<) Josh says, "Ladybug, quick, does dry land exist?"

(>Public<) The HUG BUG Ladybug says, "Ummm, sure?"

(>Public<) Josh says, "SEE! I'm NOT insane!"

(>Public<) The HUG BUG Ladybug says, "What did I walk in on?"

(>Public<) The Considerate Kareila says, "I fail to see how the two statements are related."

(>Public<) Josh says, "Kareila and Rage claim that neither 'rest' nor 'dry land' exist."

(>Public<) The Considerate Kareila says, "In fact, by questioning your own perceptions you throw your own sanity further into doubt."

(>Public<) Rage sighs. "Look, it's all very simple, based on known and accepted -common sense- facts. The world we know is the back of a great Star Goat. And what is that goat made of? Kar?"

(>Public<) The Calculating Kareila says, "styrofoam"

(>Public<) Josh CACKLES.

(>Public<) Rage says, "Exactly. A soupy ocean of styrofoam. There's no "dry land" anywhere in the equation. Hence, you must be mistaken."

(>Public<) Josh says, "But what if the Star Goat were to find a discarded continent and eat it? Goats will eat anything, you know. And then, the continent might float to the top and dry off with time..."

(>Public<) Rage says, "A discarded continent. How utterly ludicrous. If you're not going to be serious, I don't see the point in continuing."

(>Public<) Josh says, "Oh, I'm not so sure about it being ludicrous. They're just myths, of course, but I've heard of other races that have such utter disregard for their lands that they ruin them and then eventually are forced to throw them away."

(>Public<) Josh says, "But then the Star Goat might clean them off by licking them..."

(>Public<) Josh says, "By the way, what's this cosmic goat named, anyway?"

(>Public<) Rage realizes he has no idea. "My entire belief system is a sham! Curse you for disillusioning me!"

(>Public<) Josh says, "Worldview-shatterings, just another of the services I offer. ;P"

(>Public<) Rage says, "Oh, okay. How much do I owe you for that one?"

(>Public<) Josh scratches his head.

(>Public<) Josh says, "Nobody's ever thought to pay me for it before. Um."

(>Public<) Josh says, "I have no idea what it's worth. *blink*"

(>Public<) Rage says, "Not the best way to run a business, I have to say."

(>Public<) Josh says, "Ah well, I can always start dispensing advice nobody wants and charging for it. That'll get me either rich or dead quickly."


ChaoticMUX: David says, "Don't you hate it when you do /recall 20 and get /recall 20- instead?"

ChaoticMUX: Josh says, "Would that recall all but the first 20 lines you'd gotten?"

ChaoticMUX: David says, "Yes, it does."

ChaoticMUX: David says, "Well, the last 980 lines I''ve gotten."

ChaoticMUX: Josh says, "Okay, all but the oldest 20 lines still in the buffer. :P"

ChaoticMUX: David says, "Yes, and when I do /recall 20 to find out what I was talking about, I really don't need my entire buffer."

ChaoticMUX: Josh laughs.

ChaoticMUX: David says, "From now on, I will do /recall 21, or /recall 51, or whatever, instead of 0."

ChaoticMUX: rm -rf Neo says, "Are you racist against Zer0s?"

ChaoticMUX: David says, "That's no racists, that's muberist."

ChaoticMUX: David says, "numberist."

ChaoticMUX: The Pizza Cats are Samurai, and I'd like to note: Lork the Mighty says, "!!"

ChaoticMUX: David says, "And, no, I discriminate against -'s."

ChaoticMUX: WWSD Neo says, "Oh, so you believe numbers are non-humans, do you?"

ChaoticMUX: David says, "Yes."

ChaoticMUX: #-1 DON'T WANNA, CAN'T MAKE ME! Lork the Mighty says, "Damnit! I'm telling you! There's a DIFFERENCE between MUMMERS, and Inner sailor senshi!"

ChaoticMUX: David says, "And they have no race."

ChaoticMUX: Josh *ROFL*

ChaoticMUX: Josh says, "I am Sailor Bighat! And I am Sailor Sillyplume! ;P"

ChaoticMUX: David finds out you can't /recall backwards.

ChaoticMUX: Now how would THAT be in my jacket pocket?! Lork the Mighty grins

ChaoticMUX: David says, "Be cool if you could do /recall 1000-950 and get the last 50 lines bacwards."

ChaoticMUX: Its all gone Crackerduck!! Lork the Mighty says, "That was a reference to a dream I had once, in which I got into an argument with this girl from jersy over the differences between the two ^.^;;;"

ChaoticMUX: Josh laughs!

ChaoticMUX: Josh says, "Dammit, why don't I have dreams like that?"

ChaoticMUX: David had a weird dream last night.

ChaoticMUX: David says, "I dreamed I woke up and started talking to people here about a dream I had last night."

ChaoticMUX: David says, "Then I pinched myself, like this, and everything disappeared."

ChaoticMUX: Josh says, "Going down. Bye."

ChaoticMUX: David watches everything disapeear and he wakes up.

ChaoticMUX: Josh grins.

ChaoticMUX: Don't Panic, Neo thinks it would be cool to type /recall -50 and get the next fifty lines you WILL type.

ChaoticMUX: David says, "OOO."

ChaoticMUX: Josh says, "Wow, you'd never hafta think again."

ChaoticMUX: David says, "No onlt that, but other peopel wouldn't have to think either."

ChaoticMUX: David says, "Because you could see what they were typing."

ChaoticMUX: David says, "Although it's be a little confusing, cause you don'have the time they will type it, so you could answer a question they weren't going to ask for an hour and half and they'll have no idea what you're talking about."

ChaoticMUX: Josh says, "That would probably cause a paradox."

ChaoticMUX: David says, "Now everyone be quiest, I'm trying to fit tomorrow's winning lottery numbers in my scrollforward buffer."

ChaoticMUX: Josh says, "Since they would then not ask the question, and then you wouldn't have seen it in your /recall -50 and so you wouldn't have answered it so they WILL ask it so..."

ChaoticMUX: Voodoo of Monkeys, Lork the Mighty o_O

ChaoticMUX: David says, "A paradox can be paradoctored."

ChaoticMUX: Josh says, "...by a paramedic. Ha. Ha."


(Public) The One...The Evil... fil watches Gundam Wing episodes 1-5 on DVD and thinks Quatre's Gundam looks kinda like a chicken.

(Public) Where am I vanishing into? Trillian destroys fil.

(Public) The One...The Evil... fil says, "It's nothing against Quatre himself..."

(Public) On her way home, Trillian says, "You dare speaketh smacketh against Sandrock."

(Public) <<->the demon within my heart<->> Zenty laughs... my friend now hates fil, cause he has 1-5 on DVD :P

(Public) The One...The Evil... fil grins.

(Public) WARNING: May contain nuts. Trillian says, "Yeesh, Zenty's Friend, like its hard to get."

(Public) Chaos has seen 1-15 on DVD...

(Public) <<->the demon within my heart<->> Zenty says, "You need a DVD player first."

(Public) Watashi wa.. Quatre no okkake!! ^.^ Trillian says, "Ahh."

(Public) [Comtitle Classified], HitokiriSenshi says, "The first three volumes are out on VHS, too."

(Public) |My boss is an Italian Plumber| Trillian says, "Yeesh, Zenty's Friend, like it isn't on VHS."

(Public) <<->the demon within my heart<->> Zenty says, "And cash."

(Public) Where am I vanishing into? Trillian says, "Yeesh, Zenty's Friend, like you can't walk into the store with a big coat on and... ;)"

(Public) <<->the demon within my heart<->> Zenty laughs

(Public) The Cybernetic Kareila says, "next thing, he'll be telling us his friend is blind and can't see the screen."

(Public) <<->the demon within my heart<->> Zenty says, "He's no where near the screen ;)"

(Public) <<->the demon within my heart<->> Zenty says, "Is DBZ on DVD?"

(Public) The Competent Kareila says, "NFC."

(Public) [Comtitle Classified], HitokiriSenshi says, "Not yet. There's plans for it, though."

(Public) <<->the demon within my heart<->> Zenty says, "TY ;)"

(Public) The One...The Evil... fil says, "DBZ is on DVD, yeah. Hard to get though."

(Public) The One...The Evil... fil says, "Not all of it tho..."

(Public) The Coquettish Kareila says, "NP."

(Public) <<->the demon within my heart<->> Zenty says, "Isn't almost everything hard to get, especially if you have no cash... :)"

(Public) On her way home, Trillian says, "Is DBZ on DVD in SCV in USA?"

(Public) The Coconut Kareila says, "TMI!"

(Public) The One...The Evil... fil says, "What's SCV?"

(Public) WARNING: May cause cancer in pregnant fish. Trillian says, "SunCoast Video. :)"

(Public) [Comtitle Classified], HitokiriSenshi is waiting for the second Rurouni Kenshin story arc.

(Public) The One...The Evil... fil says, "Yes. At least it is here in Maryland."

(Public) <<->the demon within my heart<->> Zenty says, "I pity Maryland."

(Public) The One...The Evil... fil has the entire Kenshin series in RealVideo. ;)

(Public) Close the world. txEn eht nepO Trillian says, "So... DBZ is on DVD at SCV in MD, USA, OEF?"

(Public) IBM - Itty Bitty Minds HitokiriSenshi does, too, but want the DVD quality stuff.

(Public) The Conniving Kareila says, "but if you get the DVD delivered via UPS it'll be COD."

(Public) Chinese food makes me american Stebe says, "doobeedoobeedoo...."

(Public) To prove that I love you, cause I believe in you, Yohshee says, "Oh, me. o.o;"

(Public) <<->the demon within my heart<->> Zenty says, "OB (Oh Boy)"

(Public) WARNING: Misuse may cause injury or death. Trillian says, "Hmm. DVD by UPS = SOL, MGF."

(Public) <<->the demon within my heart<->> Zenty says, "FEH!"

(Public) The Confused Kareila gives Trillian the Gratuitous TLA Award.

(Public) believe Trillian BOWs.

(Public) The Conniving Kareila says, "(three letter acronym)"

(Public) Tarlatan! Trillian (bow ow w)

(Public) <<->the demon within my heart<->> Zenty says, "BAH!"

(Public) Eradicator!! Trillian says, "Am I sensing a quote?"

(Public) The Critical Kareila says, "QED."

(Public) Close the world. txEn eht nepO Trillian blinks. "Quantum Electrodynamics?"

(Public) Child of Code Yohshee says, "Quod erat demonstratum. o.o"

(Public) Watashi wa.. Quatre no okkake!! ^.^ Trillian says, "Oh! You speak French!"

(Public) WARNING: Knives are sharp! Trillian says, "Sorry, couldn't resist."


ChaoticMUX: Manos, the Hands of David says, "There once was a man named Tucker"

ChaoticMUX: Manos, the Hands of David says, "Who always greeted his wife with a pucker"

ChaoticMUX: Manos, the Hands of David says, "but if they were at home"

ChaoticMUX: Manos, the Hands of David says, "and completely alone"

ChaoticMUX: Manos, the Hands of David says, "He'd rip off her clothes and have a nice, stimulating conversation."

ChaoticMUX: Manos, the Hands of David wrote that himself.

ChaoticMUX: pant pant pant pant "Meow." <KABOOM!!!> Kolys laughs.

ChaoticMUX: The Covert Kareila says, "what a sucker."


[Admin] Circa says, "LITE is cute"

[Admin] Circa says, "oh he is he is"

[Admin] Wizardly Advisor, LITE says, "nuh uh"

[Admin] Circa says, "he is"

[Admin] Wizardly Advisor, LITE says, "noper"

[Admin] Circa says, "yepper"

[Admin] Wizardly Advisor, LITE says, "cannae prove it"

[Admin] Circa says, "can too"

[Admin] Circa says, "seen your pic"

[Admin] Wizardly Advisor, LITE says, "how?"

[Admin] Wizardly Advisor, LITE says, "that's not me."

[Admin] Wizardly Advisor, LITE says, "that's uh.... my evil twin"

[Admin] Circa says, "bah"

[Admin] Honorary Teen Kareila says, "doesn't your evil twin resemble you?"

[Admin] Circa says, "well, if he's your twin, you might look like him"

[Admin] Circa says, "see? we cant both be wrong"

[Admin] Wizardly Advisor, LITE says, "not at all. We're fraternal"

[Admin] Circa says, "bah"

[Admin] Honorary Teen Kareila says, "let me guess, you resemble each other in every respect, except that he's cute and you're not"

[Admin] Wizardly Advisor, LITE says, "We resemble each other ine very respect except that he's a boy and I'm.. er.. hold on"

[Admin] Circa hmmz

[Admin] Honorary Teen Kareila says, "oh boy"

[Admin] Honorary Teen Kareila gets Oprah on the phone

[Admin] Wizardly Advisor, LITE says, "that's the problem, see?"

[Admin] Circa gets Jerry Springer

[Admin] Wizardly Advisor, LITE chants "Quote Quote Quote"

[Admin] Honorary Teen Kareila says, "no, it's "Jerry Jerry Jerry" - haven't you ever seen the show?"

[Admin] Wizardly Advisor, LITE says, "No."

[Admin] Wizardly Advisor, LITE says, "And I believe it will stay that way"

[Admin] Honorary Teen Kareila says, "oh, well, neither have I."

[Admin] Josh snickers.

[Admin] Circa hasnt either

[Admin] Honorary Teen Kareila says, "then why are we all talking about it?"

[Admin] Wizardly Advisor, LITE says, "I dunno."

[Admin] Circa says, "talking about what?"

[Admin] Circa has no idea whats happening


(:Public:) The Comforting Kareila laughs, rak's reading the state tax form, it says illegal income is not subject to tax

(:Public:) [=-> 1604 <-=] Mark lol.

(:Public:) Cookie Hog Lain says, "Hmmm."

(:Public:) The Coniferous Kareila says, "er, not tax, witholding"

(:Public:) Delirious Vadiv says, "It isn't?"

(:Public:) The Cybernetic Kareila says, "but it's still funny"

(:Public:) I won my office by more votes than Bush won his! Stebe is reading the state tax form.... oh wait, FL doesnt have an income tax.

(:Public:) Delirious Vadiv stops paying taxes on his brides and grafts thens.

(:Public:) Cookie Hog Lain, for the second time, forgets what she was downloading off Napster.

(:Public:) Delirious Vadiv says, "Oh, darn."

(:Public:) The Convivial Kareila says, "... brides?"

(:Public:) The Corrosive Kareila says, "how many brides do you have, Vadiv?"

(:Public:) Delirious Vadiv whistles innocently.

(:Public:) Delirious Vadiv says, "Erm, ah, erm, bribes."

(:Public:) I won my office by more votes than Bush won his! Stebe says, "he's a mail-order morman..."

(:Public:) Delirious Vadiv says, "I'm not selling brides, no, not me."

(:Public:) Delirious Vadiv says, "No brides here."


LITE rolls a 6 and a 4.

LITE moves 10 places and lands on Dark Wood.

This property is unowned and may be purchased by LITE for $300.

LITE puts Dark Wood up for auction! Please discuss the bid, and have the winner use the pay <amount> command.

LITE says "$100!"

Kareila bids $300

LITE says "you suck"

Soreth says "I'll go $325"

Alierak bids $350

Kareila says "$375"

Soreth says "Mrf. $400"

Alierak says "mrf. $401"

Kareila says "$402?"

Soreth says "Augh, spending cap!"

Alierak says "to Kar, for $402?"

Kareila says "$402 and a box of cookies"

Soreth says "Going once..."

LITE expects the cookies hand delivered!

Soreth says "Going point five..."

Alierak says "where's the box of cookies going to come from?"

LITE says "yer baking them, rak"

Alierak says "oh, the girl scouts selling cookies outside the bank, right."

The auction is finished, and Kareila pays $402 and a box of cookies for Dark Wood.

It's Alierak's turn.

Soreth lol

Alierak says "uhhhhhh"

Alierak shoots atoi() and puts it out of its misery

Kareila says "btw, the pay command is buggy :)"

Soreth guessed as much. :)

Alierak says "not really, it just uses the underlying libc"

Kareila has to quote this


[Admin] N-Dimensional Wreckloose says, "damn you, macintosh! there's an ethernet cord shoved up your ass and you can't find the network? I'D SURE NOTICE!"


(:Public:) [=-> 1665 <-=] Mark degausses LITE>

(:Public:) Professor Pixie LITE wazlkjgla;ghpoiajfkl;

(:Public:) Professor Pixie LITE says, "Hi! I'm LITE! *giggle*"

(:Public:) [=-> 1666 <-=] Mark hmms. "Colors are still off, hrm..." *waves a magnet over LITE*

(:Public:) [=-> 1667 <-=] Mark tosses a cookie straight up into the air.

(:Public:) Professor Pixie LITE blinks at the cookie and watches it fall to the ground

(:Public:) Professor Pixie LITE says, "Hi! I'm LITE! *giggle*"

(:Public:) Cookie Hog Lain catches the cookie.

(:Public:) Cookie Hog Lain eats the cookie!

(:Public:) [=-> 1668 <-=] Mark watches time morph to fit both of your two's statements...

(:Public:) Professor Pixie LITE says, "Hi! I'm LITE! *giggle*"

(:Public:) Don't you think I look cute in this hat? ScottyDog says, "LITE giggled! That was cute."

(:Public:) [=-> 1669 <-=] Mark says, "Woah. Neat trick."

(:Public:) [=-> 1670 <-=] Mark says, "LITE is cute!"

(:Public:) La plutot grande chiene ScottyDog grins

(:Public:) I won my office by more votes than Bush won his! Stebe yays, worked!

(:Public:) Professor Pixie LITE says, "Hi! I'm LITE! I'm cute! *giggle*"

(:Public:) Cookie Hog Lain blinks.

(:Public:) [=-> 1671 <-=] Mark says, "Uhoh. I think I messed him up."

(:Public:) Beanie Babies Rule! ScottyDog says, "Quick! Quote it!"

(:Public:) I won my office by more votes than Bush won his! Stebe would smooch mark, but that'd be wierd...

(:Public:) Professor Pixie LITE says, "bspgjegh;lkJp;aoei z;flkhjerk"

(:Public:) [=-> 1672 <-=] Mark copy and pastes to karkar.

(:Public:) Cookie Hog Lain says, "LITE is a horse."

(:Public:) Professor Pixie LITE says, "QUICK! KILL IT! KILL IT! dpgljewkjlrkl;nbkjbnjkldfbndfkj"

(:Public:) Cookie Hog Lain says, "Drat."

(:Public:) Professor Pixie LITE says, "Hi! I'm LITE! I'm a cute horse! *giggle*"

(:Public:) [=-> 1673 <-=] Mark rasterizes LITE.

(:Public:) Professor Pixie LITE says, "as;ldkgkjehguinbm,dfrn"

(:Public:) Professor Pixie LITE blows Mark up.

(:Public:) Professor Pixie LITE says, "NEVER DO THAT AGAIN!"

(:Public:) Professor Pixie LITE says, "ugh!"

(:Public:) Professor Pixie LITE says, "Excuse me.. I need to wash my mouth with toilet bowl cleaner now and hope I die."


[Admin] Wizardly Advisor, LITE says, "Pixie Stix, despite the rumours, are not made out of pixie parts"

[Admin] N-Dimensional Wreckloose says, "of course not, they're made of ground up pixie bones"

[Admin] N-Dimensional Wreckloose eats Pixie Stick Jill

[Admin] N-Dimensional Wreckloose eats Pixie Stick LITE

[Admin] Wizardly Advisor, LITE turns Wreckloose into mage puree

[Admin] N-Dimensional Wreckloose says, "FREE OF MY MORTAL FORM I SHALL WREAK UNTOLD HAVOC ON THE UNIVERSES MUWAHAHAHHAA"

[Admin] Honorary Teen Kareila says, "mmm kay"

[Admin] N-Dimensional Wreckloose says, "AS SOON AS I SLITHER OUT OF THIS BOWL"

[Admin] N-Dimensional Wreckloose mish mish mish mish mish

[Admin] N-Dimensional Wreckloose mishmishmishmishmishmishmish

[Admin] Honorary Teen Kareila giggles

[Admin] Josh dumps Wreckloose into a tupperware container and seals it.

[Admin] Honorary Teen Kareila says, "surely a fate worse than death"

[Admin] N-Dimensional Wreckloose says, "NOOOOOOOOO!!!!! I SHALL REMAIN TART AND FRUITY FOR ALL ETERNI...*MPGHP MGH MPPGH MBHGM MFP!*"

[Admin] Josh says, "ROFL"

[Admin] Wizardly Advisor, LITE falls off his chair

[Admin] Wizardly Advisor, LITE says, "DAMMIT ALDAR!"

[Admin] Josh tosses Aldar into his fridge next to the two-week-old onion dip.

[Admin] N-Dimensional Wreckloose mishes and sloshes about violently

[Admin] Wizardly Advisor, LITE walks to the fridge..

[Admin] Josh peeks into the fridge.

[Admin] Wizardly Advisor, LITE looks inside, bored out of his mind..

[Admin] Josh says, "Dammit, he's getting liquid evil all over the rack!"

[Admin] N-Dimensional Wreckloose spins the tupperware fast enough to gain lift!

[Admin] N-Dimensional Wreckloose flits about the room crashing into plates

[Admin] Wizardly Advisor, LITE catches the tupperware

[Admin] Josh protects his monitor!

[Admin] Wizardly Advisor, LITE slips it into one of his pockets...

[Admin] Wizardly Advisor, LITE says, "one of my ExtraDIMENSIONAL pockets"

[Admin] N-Dimensional Wreckloose says, "YOU FOOL!"

[Admin] Honorary Teen Kareila says, "oh, that was smart, LITE."

[Admin] N-Dimensional Wreckloose slides 4-dimensionally out of the 3 dimensional tupperware

[Admin] N-Dimensional Wreckloose says, "MUWAHAHAHA"

[Admin] Wizardly Advisor, LITE says, "he's still IN the tupperwa.. or not"

[Admin] Wizardly Advisor, LITE says, "oh well"

[Admin] Wizardly Advisor, LITE cleans the tupperware out

[Admin] N-Dimensional Wreckloose says, "Now.. to find my way out of this pocket!"

[Admin] Wizardly Advisor, LITE puts cookies in it and puts it back in the fridge

[Admin] Honorary Teen Kareila watches the pureed mage hover liquidly in N-space

[Admin] N-Dimensional Wreckloose says, "I just slip....no...sidestep 5th dim...er....criss cross to the orthogonal 57th....AAAGH"


(Public) Please Shoot! Chronus says, "Hey, Wreckloose, you writing your own R-Type clone?"

(Public) BLEEP you BLEEPing BLEEPers, Chronus says, "@.#.0"

(Public) Fibonacci #5: 5 Wreckloose says, "More like a galaga clone"

(Public) Visual Experiment Lain says, "I love Galaga, its such an awful game."

(Public) Fibonacci #6: 8 Wreckloose says, "'clone' as in 'better'"

(Public) Fibonacci #7: 13 Wreckloose says, "galaga is the baseline :P"

(Public) Don't Panic, Chronus says, "Need help?"

(Public) Fibonacci #8: 21 Wreckloose says, "if you know directX then yes if you don't then no :)"

GAME: Chronus has disconnected.

(Public) Fibonacci #9: 34 Wreckloose says, "stage 1 is learn directX, stage 2 is convert my board game to directX, stage 3 is begin galaga-clone"

(Public) Fibonacci #10: 55 Wreckloose says, "but none of that matters because you just disconnected you festering pile of skunk sludge"

GAME: Chronus has connected.

(Public) Panic! Cause Chronus says, "Bah. Comp froze."

(Public) Fibonacci #11: 89 Wreckloose says, "pilot went out?"

(Public) Think Different. Lain says, "Wreckloose called you skunk sludge."

(Public) Fibonacci #12: 144 Wreckloose says, "but only out of cold hearted malice!"

(Public) rm -rf Chronus says, "Awww... thats his pet name for me. Its cute."


(Public) Shhh! timmy... Angelus says, "You can use logic to prove that all girls are cruel. All cats are dogs, all dogs are pigs, all pigs become bacon, therefore I like pie. Can't argue with that logic."

(Public) Fibonacci #12: 144 Aldir says, "all dogs are pigs?"

(Public) I shall stomp upon all who oppose me... Angelus says, "Sure. I just told you that."

(Public) I said it - I'm a twink! Kamek says, "If you start with false premises, you're likely to come to a false conclusion"

(Public) Beep. Half-Ralf nods, this is true

(Public) Beep. Half-Ralf says, "It's all semantics"

(Public) If it agrees with the prophecy. Angelus says, "But i really do like pie."

(Public) I said it - I'm a twink! Kamek says, "You can come to a valid conclusion from invalid reasoning."

(Public) Beep. Half-Ralf points to what YOU think of as a chair and says "that is a pineapple"

(Public) I said it - I'm a twink! Kamek says, "i.e...."

(Public) Armored Armadillo Angelus says, "Ooh! Pinapple..."

(Public) I said it - I'm a twink! Kamek says, "'Only pineapples are blue'...'the sky is a pineapple'...'therefore the sky is a blue'"

(Public) Fibonacci #13: 233 Aldir says, "you have to have all true, all consistent premises to form a good argument"

(Public) Fibonacci #14: 377 Aldir says, "just being valid isn't enough"

(Public) I said it - I'm a twink! Kamek says, "the sky is certainly blue, but the premises are false"

(Public) Chill Penguin Angelus grabs a potted plant. "Fine, i'll take my pie and go elsewhere.."

(Public) Cyber Peacock Angelus says, "gnight, all."


//Chaotic\\ I said it - I'm a twink! Kammy-dave says, "Mark, I would like to make a formal note that your connection sucks. =P"

//Chaotic\\ =-> -9467 <-= Marky says, "Agreed."

//Chaotic\\ =-> -9466 <-= Marky says, "It's MSN tho, and isn't mine, it's my mom's."

//Chaotic\\ =-> -9465 <-= Marky says, "But it sucks nonetheless."

LOGIN: Kammy-dave has reconnected.

Annoyance: Kammy-dave just booted himself off! Wadda dork!

LOGIN: Kammy-dave has partially disconnected.

//Chaotic\\ =-> -9464 <-= Marky rofl.

//Chaotic\\ I said it - I'm a twink! Kammy-dave says, "Okay, I'm a loser."

//Chaotic\\ =-> -9463 <-= Marky says, "Speak of the devil."

//Chaotic\\ I said it - I'm a twink! Kammy-dave quietly shoots himself.

//Chaotic\\ I said it - I'm a twink! Kammy-dave says, "That was the most ironic thing that could have happened. =P"


[Geek@Chaotic /mux]$ Alierak says, "note recent slashdot article refererring to a lawyer's paper on the legality of port scanning."

[Geek@Chaotic /mux]$ Chaos says, "Only illegal if you do it enough to impede use..."

[Geek@Chaotic /mux]$ Alierak says, "did I just say refererring?"

[Geek@Chaotic /mux]$ Chaos says, "Yes."

[Geek@Chaotic /mux]$ Zero Cool says, "heh. yeah :)"

[Geek@Chaotic /mux]$ Mad Web Designer (#-9021) Marky says, "rofl."

[Geek@Chaotic /mux]$ Alierak implodifies


//Chaotic\\ <<0d 1h 16m 8s>> Soreth says, "In any case, please spread the word:"

//Chaotic\\ <<0d 1h 15m 52s>> Soreth says, "We are men. We have automatic weapons and beer. STOP ASKING US TRICK QUESTIONS."


(>Public<) Mad Web Designer (#-7064) Marky says, "sensual rarring...nice"

(>Public<) Everybody on the Dance Floor!! LITE stomps marky in a sensual way

(>Public<) arabella is rarring sensually becuase she has aged-2-years-or-so rawmilk white vermont cheddar cheese

(>Public<) Touching floating dreams, Lain's mother has this strange obsession with raw milk.

(>Public<) arabella doesn't think she'd like raw milk, hates lactose.

(>Public<) Everybody on the Dance Floor!! LITE says, "I'm a Cow. Look at me."

(>Public<) <<->A Shadow of but a shadow<->> Zenty says, "Just don't milk him"

(>Public<) Mad Web Designer (#-7062) Marky sensuously milks Lite.

(>Public<) Mad Web Designer (#-7061) Marky says, "(Oh bad timing.)"

(>Public<) Secular Humanist, Lain O_O

(>Public<) Everybody on the Dance Floor!! LITE says, "HEH!"

(>Public<) Transexistentially, Lain says, "THAT'S JUST WRONG!!!"

(>Public<) Mad Web Designer (#-7060) Marky says, "At least it was sensual."


Public Service Announcement! Rhay-Nude-N vociferates, "ALRIGHT, WHO STOLE MY CLOTHES?!?"


DrAlucard says "I demand a shorter abbr for 'say'! " is far too long!"

Marky lol.

Marky says "Okay, how about... anything you type is said?"

Marky types ---> @va me=say %0; @prog me=me/va

Marky types ---> @tr me/va

Marky says ""

Marky says "there"

Marky says "now everything I type is said"

Marky says "without using " or ' or anything"

Marky says "who"

Marky says "whee"

Marky says "+who"

Marky says "pub Howdy."

Marky says ":tests"

Marky says ""ohwell:P"

DrAlucard types ---> @va me=say %0; @prog me=me/va

DrAlucard types ---> @tr me/va

DrAlucard says ""

DrAlucard says "hmm."

DrAlucard says ""hot damn that's spiffy"

DrAlucard says "how do i turn it off?"

Marky snickers.

DrAlucard says "whore."

Marky mAUHUAHuAHuha!

DrAlucard says "i will kick you in the testes!"

Marky says "You can't emote. ;)"

DrAlucard says "@va me="

DrAlucard says ""dammit."

DrAlucard says "I'm pissed now."

DrAlucard says "=blah"

DrAlucard says ""GAH!"

DrAlucard says "@force me=pub blah"

DrAlucard says ""dammit."

DrAlucard says "I demand this cease!"

DrAlucard says "@halt me"

DrAlucard says ":)"

DrAlucard says "Fine, hyper-spam away."

DrAlucard says "."

DrAlucard says "."

DrAlucard says "."

DrAlucard says "."

DrAlucard says "."

DrAlucard says ":)"

DrAlucard says "I feel crippled."

DrAlucard has disconnected.

LOGIN: DrAlucard has disconnected.

DrAlucard has connected.

LOGIN: DrAlucard has connected.

DrAlucard fixed it. :)


//Chaotic\\ 3078 Rhayden says, "And sometimes, the nardwaar will sneak up on me and nibble on my heels. So I just type in "SPAM" and the giant Fairy of the North-by-NorthEast drops out of the sky and lands on the vegetable garden. Of course, this irritates all of the floor tiles, so they start a rebellion because they want more grout."

//Chaotic\\ 3079 Rhayden says, "Yepyep, it's the -only- way to dry off of a wet zoo."

//Chaotic\\ That's MAJOR Dork to you, Soldier! LITE says, "of course it is."

//Chaotic\\ Underpaid Public Sites Consultant Phinnia says, "Can't you just use a big hairdryer?"

//Chaotic\\ That's MAJOR Dork to you, Soldier! LITE says, "NO! THINK OF THE DUSTBUNNIES!"

//Chaotic\\ 3080 Rhayden says, "The hairdryer tends to create a massive flux within the gravity well that resides underneath my doormat."

//Chaotic\\ 3081 Rhayden says, "That's why I like to make a big pot of tea, pour it down the holes in the showerhead, and do a little dance I like to call a squirming moose."


AlierakBOT mangles the MUX's data that refers to its location, appearing in a pile of ones and zeros.

A clueless newbie wanders into the room.

Clueless Newbie says "Hi Mr. Wizard-person! I want to run a MUX! Can you tell me how to put ansi colors in my comsys?"

AlierakBOT says "No problem!"

AlierakBOT proceeds to spend the next 72 hours straight making the ultimate ANSI color comsys patch, until it's absolutely perfect and has all the features anyone could want.

Clueless Newbie looks at it and says "How do i install this?"

AlierakBOT carefully explains how to install the file and gives his email address just in case.

Clueless Newbie moans "I don't get it! Will you do it for me? please!"

AlierakBOT grumbles, but installs the hack for the newbie, giving him all the help files on the new hack.

Clueless Newbie moans "I still don't get it! Will you just do everything for me? Pleeeeeeease!"

AlierakBOT picks up a gun and shoots himself in the head.

AlierakBOT mangles the MUX's data that refers to its location, disappearing into #-1 land.

AlierakBOT has left.

GAME: Alierak has disconnected.

Josh says "That was odd."

Soreth says "!!!"

Soreth says "ROFL!"

Josh :)

Soreth is *SO* quoting this. :)


//Chaotic\\ Obliquely, Lain Almasy says, "MY BROTHER WILL DIE!"

//Chaotic\\ Closing the World, Lain Almasy says, "Last night there were enough Cocoa Puffs for TWO BOWLS! So WHAT DOES HE DO? He eats one and his FRIEND COMES OVER AND EATS THE OTHER!"

//Chaotic\\ Josh says, "...and so Lain becomes a cereal killer."


(>Public<) Lain says, "Jeremiah was a bullfrog, and, coincedentally, quite a good friend of mine. However, he didn't speak unintelligibly due to the mass portions of wine he continually consumed."

(>Public<) Lain says, "Rather, he didn't speak /intelligibly/."

(>Public<) Why? Because Ian says, "Hahaha, typo! You're a losre!!!!"

(>Public<) Why? Because Ian bahs. Crud.


[Public] Going Door to Door, Selling No Soliciting Signs LITE says, "Ian NEVER can think."

[Public] Going Door to Door, Selling No Soliciting Signs LITE says, "That's why he's Ian."

[Public] Damn that Ian says, "Oh, shut up, Ian."

[Public] Damn that Ian says, "err, LITE."


(:Public:) Somehow Rhayden says, "crackie: What would be the result of merging Aldar and Marky"

(:Public:) CrackBOT says, "The One."


(:Public:) Somehow Rhayden complains. "Excuse me? This MUSH is too mushy.

(:Public:) Trouble Maker LITE says, "Is it?"

(:Public:) Proud To Be A Dork LITE hardens the MUSH

(:Public:) Professor Pixie LITE says, "wait.."

(:Public:) Lain adds more water.

(:Public:) Proud To Be A Dork LITE says, "we're a MUX"

(:Public:) Lain stirs.

(:Public:) Warning: Beware of Rabid Pixies LITE oos

(:Public:) Proud To Be A Dork LITE adds lima beans!

(:Public:) Lain says, "THat would make us mucky."


Lord of Delusion, Vissith cries, "Should I worry that my user profile is 12GB?"

The Paradoxical Wizard Soreth hollers, "No, they're all that small."

Lord of Delusion, Vissith squawks, "k"


ChaoticMUX: Elrylas says, "Mmm, cheese-filled smoky wieners.."

ChaoticMUX: Elrylas says, "Er"

ChaoticMUX: Elrylas says, "That didn't come out at all how I intended"

ChaoticMUX: Elrylas says, "Aw crap"


//Chaotic\\ 2734 Rhay o' LITE says, "Would you, could you, let me a hand? Seems I, dunno why, own a marching band."

//Chaotic\\ I can teach my cat any trick he wants to do! LITE says, "So what's up all?"

//Chaotic\\ 2735 Rhay o' LITE says, "I cannot seem to entertain"

//Chaotic\\ 2736 Rhay o' LITE says, "Perhaps it's time to complain"

//Chaotic\\ I can teach my cat any trick he wants to do! LITE says, "What are u quoting, Rhay? Or are you just rhyming?"

//Chaotic\\ 2737 Rhay o' LITE says, "Freestyle rhyming"

//Chaotic\\ 2738 Rhay o' LITE says, "I love doing it"

//Chaotic\\ I can teach my cat any trick he wants to do! LITE says, "Ah, so I see. I'd be impressed, but not me."

//Chaotic\\ 2739 Rhay o' LITE says, "Why for you not impressed? Perhaps if I did it while undressed?"

//Chaotic\\ I can teach my cat any trick he wants to do! LITE says, "Oh please don't, Mr. Rhay. You're sure to drive the people away."

//Chaotic\\ Chaos says, "Doing so undressed would make us distressed."

//Chaotic\\ 2740 Rhay o' LITE says, "But I am Mister Super Sexay, people would come from far away"

//Chaotic\\ I can teach my cat any trick he wants to do! LITE says, "Someone has an inflated ego. Perhaps you should meet my friend, Vigo."

//Chaotic\\ 2741 Rhay o' LITE says, "That depends on who he is, perhaps if he's a computer whiz"

//Chaotic\\ Chaos says, "I think someone needs to bring that delusion to conclusion."

//Chaotic\\ I can teach my cat any trick he wants to do! LITE says, "No, he's a ghost or so some say. Luckily, the ghostbusters saved that day."

//Chaotic\\ Chaos says, "Perhpas Vigo could. If not, I'll use a block of wood."

//Chaotic\\ 2742 Rhay o' LITE says, "My heroes, those guys, yes they are. I really dig their nifty car."

//Chaotic\\ 2743 Rhay o' LITE says, "It seems that I have won this rhyming test, proof that I am really the best."

//Chaotic\\ I can teach my cat any trick he wants to do! LITE says, "Proof it is that I'n not here. My attention is directed elsewhere."

//Chaotic\\ 2744 Rhay o' LITE says, "Where is this distracted focus? Perhaps on some card trick hokus pokus?"

//Chaotic\\ I can teach my cat any trick he wants to do! LITE says, "Nay, on 80s songs instead it lay. Trying to make a playlist that catches that day."

//Chaotic\\ 2745 Rhay o' LITE says, "Ah yes, I've read about your quest. In it I wish you all the best."

//Chaotic\\ I can teach my cat any trick he wants to do! LITE says, "Thank you kindly my good sir. I'll let you win, Because.. durrr"

//Chaotic\\ 2746 Rhay o' LITE laughs


In the Suitcase, Trillian screeches, "Sons of Scotland! I am Trilliam Wallace!"

The *EVIL* and NOT Cute LITE shrieks, "That's nice, dear"

Public Service Announcement! Rhayden squawks, "And I'm Rhayden McCloud"

The *EVIL* and NOT Cute LITE vociferates, "I am LITE. LITE I am. Would you like green Eggs and Spam?"

In the Suitcase, Trillian hollers, "Rhayden McCloud is seven feet tall!"

Public Service Announcement! Rhayden squawks, "I would not like green Eggs and Spam, I would not eat them on a tram"

//Chaotic\\ 3200 Rhayden says, "I would not eat them with a trout, I would not eat them spiced with grout"

The *EVIL* and NOT Cute LITE yammers, "Would you eat them on a plane? Would you eat them with Freaky Lain?"

Public Service Announcement! Rhayden screeches, "I could not, would not, on a plane. Not even while over Spain."

In the Suitcase, Trillian roars, "I'm not freaky!"

The *EVIL* and NOT Cute LITE shouts, "Would you eat them with a cat? Eat them, eat them, yer not fat!"

Public Service Announcement! Rhayden shouts, "I cannot eat them with a cat. I will not eat them from a vat."

The *EVIL* and NOT Cute LITE barks, "Will you eat them in Winnipeg? Will you eat them. Please, I beg!"

Public Service Announcement! Rhayden screeches, "I will not consume them in Winnipeg. Not even for the soul of Greg!"

The *EVIL* and NOT Cute LITE buzzes Rhayden. Proper Nouns not allowed.

Public Service Announcement! Rhayden takes a mulligan.

Public Service Announcement! Rhayden screeches, "I cannot, will not, eat them there. Not even covered in rhino hair!"

The *EVIL* and NOT Cute LITE screams, "Would you eat them with grape jam? Would you eat them with a ram?"

Public Service Announcement! Rhayden bellows, "I will not eat them with mountain goats, I will not eat them covered in oats."


[Public] <<->A Shadow of but a shadow<->> Zenty says, "This place can't get any more insane???"

[Public] F'naaaaaaaaaa! Elrylas says, "Yes it can. See, I've figured this out. If we decrease idling by a mere 21.4%, maximize inane ramblings, and work paint chips into our diet, we can increas insanity 300.5%!"

[Public] The aquang itack William c.c

[Public] The undeniably dense at times William says, "I see we already have a beta tester."

[Public] The fart of God. What does it mean? With a remarkable sound. Elrylas :)

[Public] Ovelia laughs.

[Public] D, world destruction Over and overture N, do I need Apostrophe T, need this torture? TwiLITE says, "I have a question."

[Public] Unidle whenever not idle, William says, "Hai?"

[Public] But we decided long ago we'd build a time machine and go. TwiLITE says, "Do we need to increase insanity by 300%?"

[Public] Human skull. On the ground. Turn around. TwiLITE says, "Wouldn't the warning bells go off?"

[Public] The profusely bleeding William says, "No, I should think not."

[Public] F'naaaaaaaaaa! Elrylas says, "Of course!"

[Public] Ovelia says, "No, Elly would eat the warning bells."

[Public] plela-fu master Elrylas says, "There's always room for insanity!"

[Public] The fart of God. What does it mean? With a remarkable sound. Elrylas says, "Insanity is much like jell-o."

[Public] Ninety-three miles times a million more. Quite a trip we've planned. TwiLITE says, "Well that could be hard on the stomach"

[Public] Girlfriend took me to meet her mom. Her head exploded like a atom bomb. TwiLITE says, "TIMING!"

[Public] Ovelia smirks.

[Public] The fart of God. What does it mean? With a remarkable sound. Elrylas LoL


The *EVIL* and NOT Cute TwiLITE flaunts his tickets to Two Towers tommorow at Midnite! XD

By the power of greyskull, Aello steals it and replaces it with a ticket for 'maid from manhatten'

The *EVIL* and NOT Cute TwiLITE yammers, "FOOL! YOU CAN NOT STEAL THEM FOR THEY ARE IN MY WALLET!"

The *EVIL* and NOT Cute TwiLITE cackles

In the Suitcase, trillian bellows, "LITE, I think your wallet's been stolen."

By the power of greyskull, Aello steals LITE's wallet and replaces it with a flounder

The *EVIL* and NOT Cute TwiLITE yammers, "wha? huh? D'oh! Good thing I have backup tickets them in a super secret hiding place :)"

By the power of greyskull, Aello shrieks, "your shoes?"

The *EVIL* and NOT Cute TwiLITE isn't saying. if I say, ye'll steal those too!

By the power of greyskull, Aello pulls a Locke and steals LITE's clothes

By the power of greyskull, Aello blathers, "these are a little tight, but they'll do"

The *EVIL* and NOT Cute TwiLITE shrieks, "Anyways.. I only wear a single shirt... no shoes"

In the Suitcase, trillian squawks, "I don't think LITE is wearing any shorts, though. o_o"

The *EVIL* and NOT Cute TwiLITE bawls, "and I am now NAKED!"

The *EVIL* and NOT Cute TwiLITE runs around the MUX NAKED!!!

Annoyance: LossThoron throws a handfull of cookies into the air. ( Double chocolate chip with sprinkles )

The *EVIL* and NOT Cute TwiLITE steals the chocolate chips, NAKED!

LOGIN: Vissith has connected.

In the Suitcase, trillian blathers, "Vissith, Aello is stripping the pixie!"

Lord of Delusion, Vissith ...

The *EVIL* and NOT Cute TwiLITE is NAKED! FREE for the whole world to SEE! NAKED!!

Cover your... ears! Elrylas's head explodes.

Lord of Delusion, Vissith just came out of a final and is easily confused

The *EVIL* and NOT Cute TwiLITE is Naked AND has Two Towers tickets!! ^^

Cover your... ears! Elrylas is sans cranium.

Dazed and Confused, William cries, "...TwiLITE is now FlashLITE."

Cover your... ears! Elrylas shouts, "LOL"

The *EVIL* and NOT Cute FlashLITE bawls, "NAKED!!"


muad'tril says "(WITTICISM)"

Soreth says "(DROLL RESPONSE)"


Lain has a cavity. >_>

TwiLITE EEKS

TwiLITE is sorry.

Lain infects LITE with cavity: the kissing disease. :O

TwiLITE says "wha?"

Lain kisses LITE and gives him a cavity.

TwiLITE says "No. No, I don't think so."

Lain kisses TwiLITE. TwiLITE blushes deeply.

TwiLITE says "First of all, you wouldn't kiss me."

TwiLITE ...

TwiLITE says "I repeat..."

TwiLITE says "First of all, you wouldn't kiss me."

Lain kisses TwiLITE. TwiLITE woohoos!

TwiLITE says "Secondly, you can not spre.. WOULD YOU STOP THAT?!?!"

Draci cackles!

Lain rofl.


Soreth says "Whoa."

Soreth says "I have more conns than Kareila?"

Soreth says "The benefits of closing SimpleMU* when I do something else. o..O"

Kareila reconnects what, once a month maybe?

Soreth says "I can recall a time when you were never on for more than six or seven hours at a time. :)"

Soreth says "Granted, it was back when I used to steal 30-minute connections at lunch time in high school..."

Soreth says "Hell, it was back when Professor Trivial was still fun to do."

Kareila says "Ever since I started running tf out of screen, now I only disconnect when tf coredumps, screen coredumps, the machine the mux is running on crashes, or some similar act of god."

Soreth ...

Soreth says "Just after you said that, my plush Cthulhu fell on the keyboard. o..O"

Kareila says "Note I didn't capitalize god. :)"

Soreth says "Fortunately, even though he managed to strike the 'alt' key, he didn't actually hit anything else significant."

Kareila says "Give him a pat on the head and say better luck next millennium?"

Soreth grins.

Soreth says "I'll do that, I think."

Soreth says "No response. He must still be asleep."

Kareila says "Lucky for you."

Soreth says "yeah, otherwise I probably woulda lost a hand/soul."

Soreth says "And that's not an exclusive or there."


Kholnuu says "So, this one time, at MUSH camp, I gave into peer pressure and snorted some bytes of data that were corrupted."

Soreth says "I know, man, I was the guy with the hood on chanting Beatles tunes backwards."

Kholnuu gives you the mysterious hand signals.

Soreth shoots Kholnuu for making the mysterious hand signals while other people are around.

Kholnuu was signalling for you to steal third base!

Soreth says "Oh, sorry. I always get those hand signals confused."

sTiLe says "it's all fun and games until someone misunderstands a signal and kills someone."

Soreth says "Even then it's fun and games!"

Kholnuu says "It's all fun and games until there's nobody left to play with."

Kholnuu says "Then it's just time to play with y... yeah."

sTiLe loves playing with Y.


Marky sings, o/~ Because I'm easy come.. easy go.. little high.. little low! o/~

Kholnuu says "Where's that from?"

Kholnuu says "Bohemian Rhapsody, nm."

Marky says "Yes. :)"

Marky sings, o/~ If I'm not black again this time tomorrow, carry on, carry on, as if nothing really mattered... o/~

Kholnuu says "Black? o_O"

Lain says "..."

Marky says "Er."

Kholnuu grns.

Marky rubs that l out of existence.

Kholnuu says "GRINS"

Marky slips it to Kholnuu.

Khollnuu says "Argh"

Marky snickers.

Khollnuu passes the 'l' to Lain

Llain says "Great, now I'm Welsh."


Shooting Star blazes across the sky.

Shooting Star gives you a wish.

Shooting Star reaches the horizon and disappears from view.

Kistral killed Star!

Star has left.

Kistral says "....."

Kistral says "DAMMIT"

Kahmynx says "Oops. :o"

Kistral types ---> @tel *star=here

Kistral says "ALMOST got it."

Kistral says "cept it got her instead :P"

Kahmynx giggles at Kistral. Kistral wonders what's so funny?

Kistral says "I've been wanting to junk or slay that thing forever"

Kistral says "just cause it would be so funny"

Kahmynx says "Almost as classic as "@boot me" :)"

Kahmynx grins.


Lain says "I've decided that grading should, instead of going A-D then F, go B-F."

Kholnuu says "How about G-Q?"

Lain says "B for Bueno!, C for Ca Va, D for Dummkopf!, E for Enrique and F for Failure."

Kyrien ROFL

Kyrien loves 'Enrique', himself. The Enrique grade, just scraping by.

Lain would totally strive for Straight Enriques.


[Public] Vadiv waves.

[Public] Credo Qia Absurdum Est. Soreth peers at the wave, determines phi and omega values, and then mimics it with a phase shift of ninety degrees.

[Public] Vadiv says, "Look, I don't need your interference."


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