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LITE asks the Magic (8) Ball, "Will LITE actually GET to go to the Barenaked Ladies concert in October?" Then he turns the ball over to reveal the answer: "REPLY HAZY TRY AGAIN"

LITE asks the Magic (8) Ball, "Will LITE actually GET to go to the Barenaked Ladies concert in October?" Then he turns the ball over to reveal the answer: "MY REPLY IS NO"

LITE says "Yer wrong! WRONG, I say!!"

Guest1 asks the Magic (8) Ball, "Are you wrong?" Then it turns the ball over to reveal the answer: "IT IS CERTAIN"

LITE laughs!

Guest1 says "Whooooooa. LITE's actually *right* about something?"


[Admin] umop ep!sdn, Bobby thinks of the good old days. When sTiLe and I couldn't code very well, and Kareila didn't have any coke stains on her shirt. At the time when there was no color in this wonderful world, and a pixie was not quite as fluttery as the world before. This was the time before Alierak became a musher, sunk into the furious maelstrom that is our caste. We sit here, stained by countless hours of mushing, countless gallons of of caffinated fizzy beverage, never to return to the dorks we were before. This is CHAOTICMUX.. the Next Generation!

[Admin] umop ep!sdn, Bobby says, "We are mushers, screwed if we aint, and screwed if we don't have enough caffeine. We sit around, twiddle our keys and fool around with each other."

[Admin] umop ep!sdn, Bobby says, "ick, that did NOT come out right"

[Admin] When she has the time, Kareila LOL

[Admin] When she has the time, Kareila thought you meant it that way ;)

[Admin] umop ep!sdn, Bobby didn't :)


LOGIN: Kareila has connected.

[Admin] sTiLe says, "hola dorkette"

[Admin] When she has the time, Kareila says, "wubba wubba"

[Admin] Philosopher and Fool On The Hill Soreth wibblecongas across the MUX with Kareila.

[Admin] sTiLe says, "?"

[Admin] When she has the time, Kareila says, "wheeee :)"

[Admin] When she has the time, Kareila was just checking in

[Admin] When she has the time, Kareila has to go do laundry

[Admin] sTiLe says, "this place is more surreal than I thought ;)"

[Admin] sTiLe says, "(VERY)"

[Admin] Philosopher and Fool On The Hill Soreth duct tapes KarKar to the wall.

[Admin] When she has the time, Kareila raises an eyebrow

[Admin] Philosopher and Fool On The Hill Soreth says, "Yer ken't leave!"

[Admin] When she has the time, Kareila watches the eyebrow float off her face and attack stile

[Admin] sTiLe says, "yeek!"

[Admin] sTiLe beats it back with a laser-pen

[Admin] sTiLe says, "light-sabre style"

[Admin] *SHHHHHINK* *SHWOOP* *SHINK-SHINK*

[Admin] When she has the time, Kareila's eyebrow dodges the puny attack and attachs itself to stile's chin.

[Admin] sTiLe says, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

[Admin] sTiLe slices his head off

[Admin] Philosopher and Fool On The Hill Soreth . o O ( Whoa. )

[Admin] Philosopher and Fool On The Hill Soreth collects the lemming head and drops it in a jar of ether.

[Admin] *SHINK-SHINK* *SHWOOP* *BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA* *PLOP*

[Admin] Philosopher and Fool On The Hill Soreth screws the lid on and drops it in the Bag of Odd Things.

[Admin] (buzz-saw sound effect)

[Admin] When she has the time, Kareila watches the lemming head slip through the ether and back onto the MUX.

[Admin] When she has the time, Kareila says, "gotta love ethernet :)"

[Admin] sTiLe says, "(augh)"

[Admin] sTiLe's head says, "Now what?"

[Admin] Philosopher and Fool On The Hill Soreth says, "Ack!"

[Admin] When she has the time, Kareila's eyebrow reintroduces stile's head to the rest of his body and settles back down to residence on Kareila's forehead.

[Admin] sTiLe shakes his head a bit bewilderedly

[Admin] sTiLe says, "ut-oh *plop*"

[Admin] When she has the time, Kareila says, "It's amazing what you can do while duct-taped to a wall."

[Admin] Philosopher and Fool On The Hill Soreth flames the eyebrows to cinders.

[Admin] Philosopher and Fool On The Hill Soreth carefully leaves the duct-tape intact, btw... :)

[Admin] sTiLe's head says, "I'd lose my head if it weren't atta--... oh."

[Admin] When she has the time, Kareila's eyebrows, being flaming-red, are immune to fire attacks. :)

[Admin] Philosopher and Fool On The Hill Soreth takes a fire extinguisher to them, then!

[Admin] When she has the time, Kareila says, "waugh!"

[Admin] When she has the time, Kareila eats through the duct tape and runs

[Admin] sTiLe's head says, "help?"

LOGIN: Kareila has disconnected.


Alierak says "in my sleep deprived state, I can somehow imagine: Kareila bounces Soreth. Soreth wibbles up the court and makes a point. Two basketcases!"


Annoyance: zLaNa yodels, "HAPPY ST. GOMER'S DAY!!!!"

Annoy me! Oh no! hellspawn yells, "Who's St. Gomer?"

Annoyance: zLaNa yodels, "the patron saint of woodcutters"

Annoy me! Oh no! hellspawn hollers, "I thought that was LITE... :P"

Annoyance: zLaNa screeches, "no, thas the patron saint of lumberjacks."

Annoy me! Oh no! hellspawn vociferates, "Wuz the difference?"

Annoyance: zLaNa yodels, "not much, just that lumberjacks sing silly songs on Monty Python and woodcutters save little girls and grandmothers from being eaten by big bad wolves"


(:Public:) The Vigilant Filibusterer Weeble says, "Two obese Patty's, special schnoz with a sneeze, pickin' bunions on a Sesame Street bus!"


Alierak honks LITE's nose

LITE beepz

Alierak steals LITE's nose and runs around the room honking it obnoxiously

LITE says "Hey! Gib DaT Bab! I Cad Tok WifOud Ib!"

Medwyn laughs.

Alierak puts it back on upside-down

LITE snerts out "Bet Mucher"

Alierak laffs

LITE eepz and turns his nose right side up

LITE smiles cutely


LOGIN: Regin has connected.

(Public) Regin says, "Hello!"

(Public) Everything Norwegian! Wolfgang says, "Howdy! What's happenin?"

(Public) Regin says, "Ahh...*thinks* Is that a trick question?"

(Public) Be cautiously aware, be very cautiously aware... Wolfgang . o O (He's on to me)

(Public) We'll build a bridge, across the sea and land... Trillian laughs.


(>Public<) On the next Jerry Springer, Vadal says, "Being a wizard is no good for me....specially when it keeps me from Chaotic, I like it here best."

(>Public<) The Complacent Kareila preens slightly. "Keep it up, Vadal." :)

(>Public<) FIRST DEGREE Brown Belt Vadal hee hees. I'll get a staffship yet! heheheh

(>Public<) An accountant waiting to happen, Vadal says, "And, Kar, did I tell you how LOVELY your parser is?"

(>Public<) The Conscientious Kareila says, "No, I'm not INSANE."

(>Public<) The Concise Kareila says, "Just appreciative ;)"

(>Public<) Only The Lonely Vadal snaps his fingers. "Drat."

(>Public<) The Characteristic Kareila grins.


[Admin] Philosopher and Fool On The Hill Soreth says, "Right."

[Admin] Philosopher and Fool On The Hill Soreth casts the 'Summon LITE' spell.

[Admin] Philosopher and Fool On The Hill Soreth says, "o/~ Blue canary in the outhouse by the tp / Who watches alla you! o/~"

[Admin] Philosopher and Fool On The Hill Soreth says, "He should be here to shout at me quite soon. ;)"

LOGIN: LITE has connected.

[Admin] Philosopher and Fool On The Hill Soreth says, "Right. See that?"

[Admin] The Eclectic One => LITE says, "see what?"

[Admin] Philosopher and Fool On The Hill Soreth says, "About three minutes, it took. I'm gonna submit this."


Alierak hmms

Medwyn has disconnected.

Alierak says "erk!!"

Medwyn has connected.

sTiLe says "erk?"

Alierak says "@boot me does the wrong thing, sorry"

sTiLe says "whaa? oh :D"

Alierak bangs his head on the wall

sTiLe lololol

sTiLe says "QUOTE"

Medwyn grumbles at Rak and bops him.

Medwyn sticks her tongue at him. "Boot me will you. =)"


LITE says "Kareila only DREAMS of being as dorky as I, for I am the Supreme Dork.. without the Tomatoes, of course.. filled with the Sour Creme of Insanity, the Beef of Silliness and the Fresh Green Lettuce of general Foolishness. I am.. the One and Only.. DORKO!"

Alierak says "hmm. supremes usually have mushrooms too. yuk."

LITE says "Or they dance about singing "Stop in the Name of Love""

Alierak giggles


ChaoticMUX: Don't tell me what I want to hear. Circa says, "we are LITE of Borg - prepare to be asimilatde.. no, assimialted... no assimliated.. AARGH"


ChaoticMUX: The Convivial Kareila says, "FREE! I'm free!!! bwahahaha!"

ChaoticMUX: Mostly harmless, Alierak . o O (ok, I'll take some :)

ChaoticMUX: The Cerebral Kareila says, "D'oh!"

ChaoticMUX: Lindan grins

ChaoticMUX: The Cartwheeling Kareila says, "Let me rephrase that..."


[Public] arabella growls, i smeared my nailpolish putting on my boots

[Public] A falling star that you cannot live without, Circa says, "No, I never meant that and you DAMN WELL know it, so just drop the whole sublect and PISS OFF"

[Public] I am lost, so I am cruel. Circa says, "whoops"

[Public] Rude Boy Rock Circa mismuxes in style

[Public] arabella rotflol at circa


[Public] The Convoluted Kareila says, "rak, stile's lusting after your 486"

[Public] stupid TINY idiotic LEMMINGS explode when sTiLe says, "twas a joke!"

[Public] Mostly harmless, Alierak thbbts, it's not really mine

[Public] The Curious Kareila says, "oy!"

[Public] The Crotchety Kareila says, "so you don't own ANY of your computers?"

[Public] stupid TINY idiotic LEMMINGS explode when sTiLe says, "what're you gonna do when you gradjitate?"

[Public] Mostly harmless, Alierak says, "that's my uncle's motherboard"

[Public] The Catapulting Kareila says, "does that make it your grandmotherboard?"

[Public] stupid TINY idiotic LEMMINGS explode when sTiLe says, "AUGH"

[Public] Mostly harmless, Alierak snickers


Kareila types ---> @doing Have we been practicing philately?

Circa whines

Circa can't see anything after types --->

Circa says "which is ironic"

arabella says "what a bizare word"

Kareila says "is your background white?"

Circa says "yeah, it is here"

arabellaz bacgrown is bloo

Kareila says "that's why"

Circa whines

arabella types ---> @doing *slurp*

poohbear types ---> tanish yellow

Circa types ---> QUIT IT CUZ I CAN'T SEE IT!!

Circa has disconnected.

Angel laughs

Kareila says "whoops"

Circa has connected.

Kareila says "you silly dork!"

Angel hehehehehe

Kareila laughslaughslaughs

arabella lol at circa

poohbear says "hmmmmm"

arabella says "Quote?"

poohbear says "yes!"

poohbear types ---> QUIT while you are ahead

poohbear has disconnected.

poohbear has connected.

poohbear grins

arabella says "bthpz at pooh"


Alierak says "hs, the webot code is in ~robby/webster I think. Dunno if you can access it tho"

hellspawn says "On foobarbaz or heads?"

Alierak says "foobarbaz"

poohbear says "on foobar, on heads, on donner, on blitzen!"

Alierak lol

poohbear says "but do you recall, the most famous dork of alllllllll"

Alierak says "uhoh"

Alierak imagines LITE gets to light the way

poohbear says "LITE-dork the red nosed pixie"

poohbear says "had a very shineyyyyyy hmmm, may be this wont work"


(Chaotic Public) You suck! hellspawn runs Windoze.

LOGIN: hellspawn has disconnected.

(Chaotic Public) The honorable (yeah right!) hellspawn stands still as a huge inferno surrounds him, and he is completely engulfed in flame. As the flames clear, you notice that he has vanished.

(Chaotic Public) Night LITE says, "heh. This is hellspawn. This is hellspawn on windows. any questions?


Vissith paint's ara's nails ultraviolet

Vissith removes the rebel '

LITE's imperial ;s capture Vissith's rebel ' and sends him to meet Darth .

Vissith's Luke : kills Darth . thus rescuing ' and princess "

LITE's Emperor () revives Darth . and sends him on a mission to hunt down Luke :

Reddragon travels back in time and pushes George ? of a cliff.. No more rebel 's or imperial ;s

Vissith's Luke : realizes he kissed princess " hurls himself out the Death * airlock and explodes... Han % goes after Emperor () and Darth .

LITE's Emperor () puts a bounty on Han %. Boba ^ appears and hunts down Han %, sealing him in frozen carbonite and selling him to Jabba the $

Vissith's princess " and @Bacca storm Jabba the $s palace with a Thermal # in hand. They rescue Han %, and threaten to kill Boba ^.

LITE's Emperor () starts work on a new Death * and plans to capture Luke : and Han % and @Bacca.

LITE says "as well as princess " "

Vissith's princess " in the meantime has reassembled the exploded Luke : with The !!!. @Bacca, Han % and Luke : board the Millenium ~, gathering the ' forces to strike the new Death * early. Luke trains with the !!!.

LITE notes that Y<>da, master of the !!! trains Luke. Meanwhile Darth . captures Han an %, @Bacca and Princess " in # city.

Vissith's Y<>da starts rewriting this infernal script with Luke :. Darth . suddenly explodes messily, unfortunately killing @Bacca and Han % as well. The blood connection to Princess " is written out and Luke : and " elope. Y<>da promptly dies before finishing rewriting his death scene.

LITE says "unfortunately Emperor () aka Enigma has his hand on the infernal reset button. He pushes it. The whole * wars universe explodes and has to begin anew.. a long long time ago.. in a galaxy far far away"


LITE says, "I'll make you a room, wanna destroy it?"

LITE says, "ERK!"

LITE says, "DESCRIBE IT!"


LOGIN: Izzy has connected.

(Public) Turn on your Love LITE says, "IZZZZZZZZYYYY!!!!!!!!!!"

(Public) The Anti-Spice Izzy says, "LITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

(Public) Gotta Love Me! LITE says, "how u?"

(Public) The Anti-Spice Izzy says, "alive, working on rebuilding my heart's foundations"

(Public) Ray of LITE says, "awwww..."

(Public) stupid TINY idiotic LEMMINGS explode when sTiLe waves

(Public) The Anti-Spice Izzy waffles towards stile

(Public) In the House of Stone and LITE says, "bye"

(Public) The Anti-Spice Izzy says, "bye?"

LOGIN: Izzy has disconnected.

(Public) stupid TINY idiotic LEMMINGS explode when sTiLe says, "??"

(Public) stupid TINY idiotic LEMMINGS explode when sTiLe says, "wtf?"

(Public) stupid TINY idiotic LEMMINGS explode when sTiLe says, "someone explain what just happened"

(Public) Live from the Ed Sullivan Theatre in New York City, it's hellspawn ???

(Public) The *NOT CUTE* LITE says, "huh?"

(Public) stupid TINY idiotic LEMMINGS explode when sTiLe says, "you said bye, she asked bye? and left"

(Public) Suffering a Head Rush LITE says, "I'm confused"

(Public) stupid TINY idiotic LEMMINGS explode when sTiLe says, "weren't YOU supposed to be the one leaving?"

(Public) stupid TINY idiotic LEMMINGS explode when sTiLe says, "me too"

(Public) Gotta Love Me! LITE says, "I thought U WERE leaving!!"

(Public) stupid TINY idiotic LEMMINGS explode when sTiLe says, "no...?!"

(Public) stupid TINY idiotic LEMMINGS explode when sTiLe waved at izzy!

(Public) In the House of Stone and LITE says, "no"

(Public) stupid TINY idiotic LEMMINGS explode when sTiLe explodes

(Public) Wenches make the world go round, so ... pOoHbeAr says, "(note to self) the wizzys are very easily confused, keep it simple in the future"


(Public) On the verge of sanity..... Cyric eats KFC.. YUMMY!!! :)

(Public) Some got hopes and dreams, she got ways and means, Circa drools

(Public) On the verge of sanity..... Cyric tee hees and thbbts as he eats a drum stick... ;)

(Public) Love is war, Love is blind. Circa bahs. I wanna chicken wing

(Public) On the verge of sanity..... Cyric says, "nadda chance... :P"

(Public) Meglos turns into a chicken

(Public) On the verge of sanity..... Cyric cuts off a wing and gives it to Circa.. ;)

(Public) WhyDoTheSameOldThingsKeepOnHappening? Circa yaays :)

(Public) Meglos says, "She can eat me any time :)"

(Public) Meglos says, "Hmm. Now that could sound bad..."

(Public) On the verge of sanity..... Cyric says, "*could*?!?! it DOES! ;)"

(Public) The Funk Soul Sister Circa LOL!

(Public) Meglos smiles innocently


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