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(Public) Shhh! timmy... Angelus says, "You can use logic to prove that all girls are cruel. All cats are dogs, all dogs are pigs, all pigs become bacon, therefore I like pie. Can't argue with that logic."

(Public) Fibonacci #12: 144 Aldir says, "all dogs are pigs?"

(Public) I shall stomp upon all who oppose me... Angelus says, "Sure. I just told you that."

(Public) I said it - I'm a twink! Kamek says, "If you start with false premises, you're likely to come to a false conclusion"

(Public) Beep. Half-Ralf nods, this is true

(Public) Beep. Half-Ralf says, "It's all semantics"

(Public) If it agrees with the prophecy. Angelus says, "But i really do like pie."

(Public) I said it - I'm a twink! Kamek says, "You can come to a valid conclusion from invalid reasoning."

(Public) Beep. Half-Ralf points to what YOU think of as a chair and says "that is a pineapple"

(Public) I said it - I'm a twink! Kamek says, "i.e...."

(Public) Armored Armadillo Angelus says, "Ooh! Pinapple..."

(Public) I said it - I'm a twink! Kamek says, "'Only pineapples are blue'...'the sky is a pineapple'...'therefore the sky is a blue'"

(Public) Fibonacci #13: 233 Aldir says, "you have to have all true, all consistent premises to form a good argument"

(Public) Fibonacci #14: 377 Aldir says, "just being valid isn't enough"

(Public) I said it - I'm a twink! Kamek says, "the sky is certainly blue, but the premises are false"

(Public) Chill Penguin Angelus grabs a potted plant. "Fine, i'll take my pie and go elsewhere.."

(Public) Cyber Peacock Angelus says, "gnight, all."


//Chaotic\\ I said it - I'm a twink! Kammy-dave says, "Mark, I would like to make a formal note that your connection sucks. =P"

//Chaotic\\ =-> -9467 <-= Marky says, "Agreed."

//Chaotic\\ =-> -9466 <-= Marky says, "It's MSN tho, and isn't mine, it's my mom's."

//Chaotic\\ =-> -9465 <-= Marky says, "But it sucks nonetheless."

LOGIN: Kammy-dave has reconnected.

Annoyance: Kammy-dave just booted himself off! Wadda dork!

LOGIN: Kammy-dave has partially disconnected.

//Chaotic\\ =-> -9464 <-= Marky rofl.

//Chaotic\\ I said it - I'm a twink! Kammy-dave says, "Okay, I'm a loser."

//Chaotic\\ =-> -9463 <-= Marky says, "Speak of the devil."

//Chaotic\\ I said it - I'm a twink! Kammy-dave quietly shoots himself.

//Chaotic\\ I said it - I'm a twink! Kammy-dave says, "That was the most ironic thing that could have happened. =P"


[Geek@Chaotic /mux]$ Alierak says, "note recent slashdot article refererring to a lawyer's paper on the legality of port scanning."

[Geek@Chaotic /mux]$ Chaos says, "Only illegal if you do it enough to impede use..."

[Geek@Chaotic /mux]$ Alierak says, "did I just say refererring?"

[Geek@Chaotic /mux]$ Chaos says, "Yes."

[Geek@Chaotic /mux]$ Zero Cool says, "heh. yeah :)"

[Geek@Chaotic /mux]$ Mad Web Designer (#-9021) Marky says, "rofl."

[Geek@Chaotic /mux]$ Alierak implodifies


//Chaotic\\ <<0d 1h 16m 8s>> Soreth says, "In any case, please spread the word:"

//Chaotic\\ <<0d 1h 15m 52s>> Soreth says, "We are men. We have automatic weapons and beer. STOP ASKING US TRICK QUESTIONS."


(>Public<) Mad Web Designer (#-7064) Marky says, "sensual rarring...nice"

(>Public<) Everybody on the Dance Floor!! LITE stomps marky in a sensual way

(>Public<) arabella is rarring sensually becuase she has aged-2-years-or-so rawmilk white vermont cheddar cheese

(>Public<) Touching floating dreams, Lain's mother has this strange obsession with raw milk.

(>Public<) arabella doesn't think she'd like raw milk, hates lactose.

(>Public<) Everybody on the Dance Floor!! LITE says, "I'm a Cow. Look at me."

(>Public<) <<->A Shadow of but a shadow<->> Zenty says, "Just don't milk him"

(>Public<) Mad Web Designer (#-7062) Marky sensuously milks Lite.

(>Public<) Mad Web Designer (#-7061) Marky says, "(Oh bad timing.)"

(>Public<) Secular Humanist, Lain O_O

(>Public<) Everybody on the Dance Floor!! LITE says, "HEH!"

(>Public<) Transexistentially, Lain says, "THAT'S JUST WRONG!!!"

(>Public<) Mad Web Designer (#-7060) Marky says, "At least it was sensual."


Public Service Announcement! Rhay-Nude-N vociferates, "ALRIGHT, WHO STOLE MY CLOTHES?!?"


DrAlucard says "I demand a shorter abbr for 'say'! " is far too long!"

Marky lol.

Marky says "Okay, how about... anything you type is said?"

Marky types ---> @va me=say %0; @prog me=me/va

Marky types ---> @tr me/va

Marky says ""

Marky says "there"

Marky says "now everything I type is said"

Marky says "without using " or ' or anything"

Marky says "who"

Marky says "whee"

Marky says "+who"

Marky says "pub Howdy."

Marky says ":tests"

Marky says ""ohwell:P"

DrAlucard types ---> @va me=say %0; @prog me=me/va

DrAlucard types ---> @tr me/va

DrAlucard says ""

DrAlucard says "hmm."

DrAlucard says ""hot damn that's spiffy"

DrAlucard says "how do i turn it off?"

Marky snickers.

DrAlucard says "whore."

Marky mAUHUAHuAHuha!

DrAlucard says "i will kick you in the testes!"

Marky says "You can't emote. ;)"

DrAlucard says "@va me="

DrAlucard says ""dammit."

DrAlucard says "I'm pissed now."

DrAlucard says "=blah"

DrAlucard says ""GAH!"

DrAlucard says "@force me=pub blah"

DrAlucard says ""dammit."

DrAlucard says "I demand this cease!"

DrAlucard says "@halt me"

DrAlucard says ":)"

DrAlucard says "Fine, hyper-spam away."

DrAlucard says "."

DrAlucard says "."

DrAlucard says "."

DrAlucard says "."

DrAlucard says "."

DrAlucard says ":)"

DrAlucard says "I feel crippled."

DrAlucard has disconnected.

LOGIN: DrAlucard has disconnected.

DrAlucard has connected.

LOGIN: DrAlucard has connected.

DrAlucard fixed it. :)


//Chaotic\\ 3078 Rhayden says, "And sometimes, the nardwaar will sneak up on me and nibble on my heels. So I just type in "SPAM" and the giant Fairy of the North-by-NorthEast drops out of the sky and lands on the vegetable garden. Of course, this irritates all of the floor tiles, so they start a rebellion because they want more grout."

//Chaotic\\ 3079 Rhayden says, "Yepyep, it's the -only- way to dry off of a wet zoo."

//Chaotic\\ That's MAJOR Dork to you, Soldier! LITE says, "of course it is."

//Chaotic\\ Underpaid Public Sites Consultant Phinnia says, "Can't you just use a big hairdryer?"

//Chaotic\\ That's MAJOR Dork to you, Soldier! LITE says, "NO! THINK OF THE DUSTBUNNIES!"

//Chaotic\\ 3080 Rhayden says, "The hairdryer tends to create a massive flux within the gravity well that resides underneath my doormat."

//Chaotic\\ 3081 Rhayden says, "That's why I like to make a big pot of tea, pour it down the holes in the showerhead, and do a little dance I like to call a squirming moose."


AlierakBOT mangles the MUX's data that refers to its location, appearing in a pile of ones and zeros.

A clueless newbie wanders into the room.

Clueless Newbie says "Hi Mr. Wizard-person! I want to run a MUX! Can you tell me how to put ansi colors in my comsys?"

AlierakBOT says "No problem!"

AlierakBOT proceeds to spend the next 72 hours straight making the ultimate ANSI color comsys patch, until it's absolutely perfect and has all the features anyone could want.

Clueless Newbie looks at it and says "How do i install this?"

AlierakBOT carefully explains how to install the file and gives his email address just in case.

Clueless Newbie moans "I don't get it! Will you do it for me? please!"

AlierakBOT grumbles, but installs the hack for the newbie, giving him all the help files on the new hack.

Clueless Newbie moans "I still don't get it! Will you just do everything for me? Pleeeeeeease!"

AlierakBOT picks up a gun and shoots himself in the head.

AlierakBOT mangles the MUX's data that refers to its location, disappearing into #-1 land.

AlierakBOT has left.

GAME: Alierak has disconnected.

Josh says "That was odd."

Soreth says "!!!"

Soreth says "ROFL!"

Josh :)

Soreth is *SO* quoting this. :)


//Chaotic\\ Obliquely, Lain Almasy says, "MY BROTHER WILL DIE!"

//Chaotic\\ Closing the World, Lain Almasy says, "Last night there were enough Cocoa Puffs for TWO BOWLS! So WHAT DOES HE DO? He eats one and his FRIEND COMES OVER AND EATS THE OTHER!"

//Chaotic\\ Josh says, "...and so Lain becomes a cereal killer."


(>Public<) Lain says, "Jeremiah was a bullfrog, and, coincedentally, quite a good friend of mine. However, he didn't speak unintelligibly due to the mass portions of wine he continually consumed."

(>Public<) Lain says, "Rather, he didn't speak /intelligibly/."

(>Public<) Why? Because Ian says, "Hahaha, typo! You're a losre!!!!"

(>Public<) Why? Because Ian bahs. Crud.


[Public] Going Door to Door, Selling No Soliciting Signs LITE says, "Ian NEVER can think."

[Public] Going Door to Door, Selling No Soliciting Signs LITE says, "That's why he's Ian."

[Public] Damn that Ian says, "Oh, shut up, Ian."

[Public] Damn that Ian says, "err, LITE."


(:Public:) Somehow Rhayden says, "crackie: What would be the result of merging Aldar and Marky"

(:Public:) CrackBOT says, "The One."


(:Public:) Somehow Rhayden complains. "Excuse me? This MUSH is too mushy.

(:Public:) Trouble Maker LITE says, "Is it?"

(:Public:) Proud To Be A Dork LITE hardens the MUSH

(:Public:) Professor Pixie LITE says, "wait.."

(:Public:) Lain adds more water.

(:Public:) Proud To Be A Dork LITE says, "we're a MUX"

(:Public:) Lain stirs.

(:Public:) Warning: Beware of Rabid Pixies LITE oos

(:Public:) Proud To Be A Dork LITE adds lima beans!

(:Public:) Lain says, "THat would make us mucky."


Lord of Delusion, Vissith cries, "Should I worry that my user profile is 12GB?"

The Paradoxical Wizard Soreth hollers, "No, they're all that small."

Lord of Delusion, Vissith squawks, "k"


ChaoticMUX: Elrylas says, "Mmm, cheese-filled smoky wieners.."

ChaoticMUX: Elrylas says, "Er"

ChaoticMUX: Elrylas says, "That didn't come out at all how I intended"

ChaoticMUX: Elrylas says, "Aw crap"


//Chaotic\\ 2734 Rhay o' LITE says, "Would you, could you, let me a hand? Seems I, dunno why, own a marching band."

//Chaotic\\ I can teach my cat any trick he wants to do! LITE says, "So what's up all?"

//Chaotic\\ 2735 Rhay o' LITE says, "I cannot seem to entertain"

//Chaotic\\ 2736 Rhay o' LITE says, "Perhaps it's time to complain"

//Chaotic\\ I can teach my cat any trick he wants to do! LITE says, "What are u quoting, Rhay? Or are you just rhyming?"

//Chaotic\\ 2737 Rhay o' LITE says, "Freestyle rhyming"

//Chaotic\\ 2738 Rhay o' LITE says, "I love doing it"

//Chaotic\\ I can teach my cat any trick he wants to do! LITE says, "Ah, so I see. I'd be impressed, but not me."

//Chaotic\\ 2739 Rhay o' LITE says, "Why for you not impressed? Perhaps if I did it while undressed?"

//Chaotic\\ I can teach my cat any trick he wants to do! LITE says, "Oh please don't, Mr. Rhay. You're sure to drive the people away."

//Chaotic\\ Chaos says, "Doing so undressed would make us distressed."

//Chaotic\\ 2740 Rhay o' LITE says, "But I am Mister Super Sexay, people would come from far away"

//Chaotic\\ I can teach my cat any trick he wants to do! LITE says, "Someone has an inflated ego. Perhaps you should meet my friend, Vigo."

//Chaotic\\ 2741 Rhay o' LITE says, "That depends on who he is, perhaps if he's a computer whiz"

//Chaotic\\ Chaos says, "I think someone needs to bring that delusion to conclusion."

//Chaotic\\ I can teach my cat any trick he wants to do! LITE says, "No, he's a ghost or so some say. Luckily, the ghostbusters saved that day."

//Chaotic\\ Chaos says, "Perhpas Vigo could. If not, I'll use a block of wood."

//Chaotic\\ 2742 Rhay o' LITE says, "My heroes, those guys, yes they are. I really dig their nifty car."

//Chaotic\\ 2743 Rhay o' LITE says, "It seems that I have won this rhyming test, proof that I am really the best."

//Chaotic\\ I can teach my cat any trick he wants to do! LITE says, "Proof it is that I'n not here. My attention is directed elsewhere."

//Chaotic\\ 2744 Rhay o' LITE says, "Where is this distracted focus? Perhaps on some card trick hokus pokus?"

//Chaotic\\ I can teach my cat any trick he wants to do! LITE says, "Nay, on 80s songs instead it lay. Trying to make a playlist that catches that day."

//Chaotic\\ 2745 Rhay o' LITE says, "Ah yes, I've read about your quest. In it I wish you all the best."

//Chaotic\\ I can teach my cat any trick he wants to do! LITE says, "Thank you kindly my good sir. I'll let you win, Because.. durrr"

//Chaotic\\ 2746 Rhay o' LITE laughs


In the Suitcase, Trillian screeches, "Sons of Scotland! I am Trilliam Wallace!"

The *EVIL* and NOT Cute LITE shrieks, "That's nice, dear"

Public Service Announcement! Rhayden squawks, "And I'm Rhayden McCloud"

The *EVIL* and NOT Cute LITE vociferates, "I am LITE. LITE I am. Would you like green Eggs and Spam?"

In the Suitcase, Trillian hollers, "Rhayden McCloud is seven feet tall!"

Public Service Announcement! Rhayden squawks, "I would not like green Eggs and Spam, I would not eat them on a tram"

//Chaotic\\ 3200 Rhayden says, "I would not eat them with a trout, I would not eat them spiced with grout"

The *EVIL* and NOT Cute LITE yammers, "Would you eat them on a plane? Would you eat them with Freaky Lain?"

Public Service Announcement! Rhayden screeches, "I could not, would not, on a plane. Not even while over Spain."

In the Suitcase, Trillian roars, "I'm not freaky!"

The *EVIL* and NOT Cute LITE shouts, "Would you eat them with a cat? Eat them, eat them, yer not fat!"

Public Service Announcement! Rhayden shouts, "I cannot eat them with a cat. I will not eat them from a vat."

The *EVIL* and NOT Cute LITE barks, "Will you eat them in Winnipeg? Will you eat them. Please, I beg!"

Public Service Announcement! Rhayden screeches, "I will not consume them in Winnipeg. Not even for the soul of Greg!"

The *EVIL* and NOT Cute LITE buzzes Rhayden. Proper Nouns not allowed.

Public Service Announcement! Rhayden takes a mulligan.

Public Service Announcement! Rhayden screeches, "I cannot, will not, eat them there. Not even covered in rhino hair!"

The *EVIL* and NOT Cute LITE screams, "Would you eat them with grape jam? Would you eat them with a ram?"

Public Service Announcement! Rhayden bellows, "I will not eat them with mountain goats, I will not eat them covered in oats."


[Public] <<->A Shadow of but a shadow<->> Zenty says, "This place can't get any more insane???"

[Public] F'naaaaaaaaaa! Elrylas says, "Yes it can. See, I've figured this out. If we decrease idling by a mere 21.4%, maximize inane ramblings, and work paint chips into our diet, we can increas insanity 300.5%!"

[Public] The aquang itack William c.c

[Public] The undeniably dense at times William says, "I see we already have a beta tester."

[Public] The fart of God. What does it mean? With a remarkable sound. Elrylas :)

[Public] Ovelia laughs.

[Public] D, world destruction Over and overture N, do I need Apostrophe T, need this torture? TwiLITE says, "I have a question."

[Public] Unidle whenever not idle, William says, "Hai?"

[Public] But we decided long ago we'd build a time machine and go. TwiLITE says, "Do we need to increase insanity by 300%?"

[Public] Human skull. On the ground. Turn around. TwiLITE says, "Wouldn't the warning bells go off?"

[Public] The profusely bleeding William says, "No, I should think not."

[Public] F'naaaaaaaaaa! Elrylas says, "Of course!"

[Public] Ovelia says, "No, Elly would eat the warning bells."

[Public] plela-fu master Elrylas says, "There's always room for insanity!"

[Public] The fart of God. What does it mean? With a remarkable sound. Elrylas says, "Insanity is much like jell-o."

[Public] Ninety-three miles times a million more. Quite a trip we've planned. TwiLITE says, "Well that could be hard on the stomach"

[Public] Girlfriend took me to meet her mom. Her head exploded like a atom bomb. TwiLITE says, "TIMING!"

[Public] Ovelia smirks.

[Public] The fart of God. What does it mean? With a remarkable sound. Elrylas LoL


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