Professor Trivial: Chapter 3

[Public] My inner dragon ate my inner child. Soreth says, "...Professor Trivialette?"

[Public] #-1 I'M JUST A COMPUTER MogKupo is the GOD of his own MUX....

[Public] little dragon arabella says, "yo, semidle and soon to go, wacha want?"

[Public] Got Milk? Get Cookie! LITE pouts and thinks professor trivialite is ignoring our important questions, Soreth

[Public] little dragon arabella doffs her cap and is open for business.

[Public] Leader of the Legion of Freaks Soreth says, "So? I'm the GOD of my own MUX... It's uncompiled and still compressed on my HD."

[Public] little dragon arabella says, "So be it! THat's you're answer."

[Public] #-1 I'M JUST A COMPUTER MogKupo says, "Thanks!"

[Public] Leader of the Legion of Freaks Soreth says, "You first, pixie-boy. ;)"

[Public] One Head LITE says, "My question is..why do hamburgers come in a box of 10 and hamburger rolls come in a bag of 8???"

[Public] Draci says, "heh"

[Public] Draci :o

[Public] little dragon arabella says, "I can't answer that on public, but it's in Lethal Weapon 4. Next!"

[Public] little dragon arabella says, "(and it involves putting cellphones where the sun don't shine...a really really big cave in france!)"

[Public] Professor Know-it-all LITE snickers.

[Public] Professor Know-it-all LITE says, "I don't think you really know ;) Yer just making it up ;)"

[Public] Leader of the Legion of Freaks Soreth says, "Professor Trivialette, what is the largest species of catfish known to man, and where can it be found?"

[Public] #-1 I'M JUST A COMPUTER MogKupo says, "No, the answer involves large amounts of cheese. Admit it."

[Public] Professor Know-it-all LITE pokes Soreth. I know thaaaaat :)

[Public] Leader of the Legion of Freaks Soreth quietly @sets MogKupo GAGGED

[Public] Leader of the Legion of Freaks Soreth says, "Well some us slept through biology class, okay?"

[Public] The Social Wiz LITE says, "Too busy ..snogging Aera, eh? ;)"

[Public] Leader of the Legion of Freaks Soreth . o O ( And ate the teacher, but that ain't here nor there.... )

[Public] little dragon arabella says, "It is Ol' Bob and he lives at the bottom of a Lake in Montana, the Land o'Lakes. He's purportedly bigger than Sam Granch's boat cuz in the summer of '43, Sam caught him and Ol' Bob just pulled the boat right under...Sam managed to float on the cooler he was keeping his beer in, which made his wife mighty happy..."

[Public] little dragon arabella says, "Only Doc wuzzn to pleased, sam wasn't supposed to be drinking."

[Public] Professor Know-it-all LITE says, "Yes, but what about Ol' George down in Michigan?"

[Public] little dragon arabella says, "Oh, that's just a plot to garner tourists. They're lame."

[Public] little dragon arabella says, "Ol' Bob has been around longer and is therefore bigger. And i wouldn't eat *nothing* out of *any* of the great lakes."

[Public] Professor Know-it-all LITE dammits and pays Soreth his $10. You won the bet.

[Public] little dragon arabella says, "@edit me/lastcomment *nothing*,*anything*"

[Public] Leader of the Legion of Freaks Soreth says, "Thankee kindly, pixie. Ara, is it really true that Gar (the species of fish) are immune to nuclear blasts?"

[Public] little dragon arabella says, "Yes, because they are the spawn of Garth from SNL, and Garth has been proven impervious to even the *worst* kind of flaming."

[Public] Leader of the Legion of Freaks Soreth says, "Phreeow. There goes my plan for winning the Arkansas Gar Championship. Bullets bounce off, nuclear warheads don't do a farking thing..."

[Public] Professor Know-it-all LITE says, "Ah, but Nuclear Blasts have only minorly due to flame. I think the true reason that Gar is impervious to Nuclear Blasts is that they happen to be, in actuality, the scientists from the Manhattan Project..before the accident."

[Public] Professor Know-it-all LITE stares down Soreth as he speaks of.. the accident.

[Public] Leader of the Legion of Freaks Soreth frowns. "Hey, I had nottin' to do w't that!"

[Public] Professor Know-it-all LITE says, "Ahem. We have videos, Soreth"

[Public] Leader of the Legion of Freaks Soreth says, "T'fark y'do!!"

[Public] little dragon arabella says, "Was he *alive* at that time?"

[Public] little dragon arabella says, "and i'm glad that my ruse to blame it on someone else worked"

[Public] Professor Know-it-all LITE says, "Is it or is NOT true that your purple toupee got too close to the nuclear core? HMM???"

[Public] little dragon arabella says, "damn! wrong channel!"

[Public] Planeswalker Doma coughs *DeLorean* cough.

[Public] Leader of the Legion of Freaks Soreth has a DeLorean. Time need not apply.

[Public] Leader of the Legion of Freaks Soreth says, "NOT!"

[Public] Professor Know-it-all LITE says, "did too!"

[Public] little dragon arabella sidles up to Soreth, "hey, cutey, wacha doin' tonight? wanna watch some virgins get flamed onna stake? i hear there's a good one in France..."

[Public] Professor Know-it-all LITE says, "You can no longer blame it on the rats. I have never seen a huge purple rat before!"

[Public] Leader of the Legion of Freaks Soreth says, "I wasn't even wearing it then! I mean, even if I had been there, I mean!"

[Public] Professor Know-it-all LITE says, "AHA! So you admit you were there!"

[Public] Leader of the Legion of Freaks Soreth checks his date book... 'Be with Aera....Be with Aera.... Be with Aera... Be with Aera...." "Nope, looks like my schedule's full today."

[Public] Leader of the Legion of Freaks Soreth was not there!

[Public] The Social Wiz LITE says, "Then explain this *shows a large purple hair* Hmmmmm?"

[Public] Leader of the Legion of Freaks Soreth says, "One of the scientists was a punker?"

[Public] Turn on Your Love LITE says, "Aha! They didn't exist back then!"

[Public] Leader of the Legion of Freaks Soreth says, "Wait a second- My toupee doesn't HAVE hair!"

[Public] Planeswalker Doma says, "It doesn't?"

[Public] The Magickal Mystical LITE smacks Soreth. Toupee *IS* false hair.

[Public] In the house of Stone and LITE looks to Ceri "Where were you on the night of February, 2, 1942, hmmmmmmm????"

[Public] Leader of the Legion of Freaks Soreth says, "No! It's a boneless, organless, mildy-psychic, brainless, ameoba-like critter."

[Public] Waiting for an absolution Ceri says, "Hello. Everyone seems quite themselves today, very lively"

[Public] Leader of the Legion of Freaks Soreth says, "NORMAL toupees are false hair! The toupee just LOOKS like hair!"

[Public] little dragon arabella wonders if anyone would care to go loudly and destructively into the room cattycorner across the hall to fetch her boyfriend? He seems to be trapped in a meeting.

[Public] little dragon arabella says, "and i'm HUNGRY!!!!!! ROAR!!!!!!!"

[Public] The Magickal Mystical LITE says, "er...but eisbaer scares me! :("

[Public] Leader of the Legion of Freaks Soreth says, "Umm, I would, but I can't travel through phone lines today."

[Public] I LOVE ANSI!!! LITE pokes Soreth. Wings not working?

[Public] Leader of the Legion of Freaks Soreth'd get there a bit too late for lunch.

[Public] *IcePrincess* Lori says, "guys scare me"

[Public] Ray of LITE says, "Hmm..yes. the airoways are so congested nowadays."

[Public] Leader of the Legion of Freaks Soreth says, "ANd boeing's got some new E3-thingy patrolling the skies..."

[Public] Strobe LITE says, "girls scare me too, Lori"

[Public] little dragon arabella says, "but you've never met him, lite...."

[Public] Got Milk? Get Cookie! LITE nopes. I haven't.

[Public] little dragon arabella says, "he's only scary when you don't know him. once he gives you big brown eyes and goes "meow" and then chews on your elbow....well, that's annoying at 9am, yes, when i'm trying to sleep, yes, but oh well...."

[Public] little dragon arabella says, "it's cute when i'm *not* trying to sleep."

[Public] Register for LITE's Typoing class today! LITE ummmms....

[Public] Register for LITE's Typoing class today! LITE really REALLY hopes he doesn't do that to me

[Public] little dragon arabella pouts and misses her polarbaer.

[Public] How do you KNOW he is a Witch? LITE hides from eisbaer

[Public] *IcePrincess* Lori is scared of girls too LITE...

[Public] little dragon arabella says, "well, last night i was teasing him...he got up to check his email or something and we were watching a movie and he always lays in the same place when we watch movies so i lay in that place and then said roar! i'm a polarbaer!!"

[Public] A pin drops and is clearly audible.

[Public] Leader of the Legion of Freaks Soreth's eyes blink.

[Public] Leader of the Legion of Freaks Soreth says, "Uh... Errr..."

[Public] little dragon arabella says, "so he curled up behind me and said i'm a dragon! meow! so then i had to tease him cuz when have i *ever* been a pussy?"

[Public] Day LITE ahems

[Public] Turn On a Million Blinding Brilliant White Incudendiary LITE gigglesnickers

[Public] Leader of the Legion of Freaks Soreth grabs the Massive Pin of Utter Silence and chases Ara around the channel.

[Public] *IcePrincess* Lori keeps her comments to herself

[Public] little dragon arabella doesn't wanna be quiet, i'm bored.

[Public] little dragon arabella says, "and i answered all my email."

[Public] You're gonna die for that! hellspawn grinz.

[Public] little dragon arabella says, "and it's 1.30 and i'm hungry."

[Public] You Don't Know JACK! LITE says, "yay :)"

[Public] Leader of the Legion of Freaks Soreth says, "The larch! The larch! No elbow-chewing!"

[Public] little dragon arabella nods, i have ticklish elbows.

[Public] Fluorescent LITE recalls arabella having many ticklish areas

[Public] MAD Doctor Soreth drops the MPoUS. "Uh?"

[Public] little dragon arabella says, "elbows and knees are *the* worst tho."

[Public] Nite LITE will have to remember that ;)

[Public] MAD Doctor Soreth suddenly morphs into Groucho Marx.

[Public] MAD Doctor Groucho says, "......No. That'd be too easy."

[Public] little dragon arabella says, "well, u have to chew on them or something."

[Public] The Magickal Mystical LITE grabs marx's cigar and sticks it in his ear.

[Public] My name is Blue Canary, One Note Spelled LITE ahs

[Public] Flood LITE just likes to tickle arasides

[Public] little dragon arabella likes to whap the stuffing out of lite. ;)

[Public] Got Milk? Get Cookie! LITE hehehehehes

[Public] You bottom dwelling scum sucker... hellspawn . o O ( LITE's a stuffed pixie? )

[Public] I LOVE ANSI!!! LITE yeps. Tis all the food I eat :)

[Public] FLASH LITE is just STUFFED! ;)

[Public] Games without frontiers, war without tears. Soreth says, "Yer all weird."

[Public] Games without frontiers, war without tears. Soreth says, "Ara, how many angels can dance on the head of a beer?"

[Public] *IcePrincess* Lori says, "since when does beer have heads?"

[Public] The spiraling shape will make you go insane, but Soreth says, "Lori: Head ---> The foam on top."

[Public] *IcePrincess* Lori slaps a "I'm stupid" sticker on her head so you don't have to

[Public] The spiraling shape will make you go insane, but Soreth says, "Not that I'd know, having an intense dislike of alkeehol, and certainly NEVER drinking it anywhere near the Manhatten project..."

[Public] little dragon arabella says, "Oh, well, first you have to figureo ut the volume of a pinhead. Then, you figure out the volume of a head (i can reccommend a good topologist if you need on, altho he's busy trying to tell a donut from his coffeecup) and translate that into number of pinheads. Then, you track down Dante or Goethe or some other dead european famous guy, ask him how many angels dance on the head of a pin and multiply that by the number of pinheads in a beerhead..."

[Public] little dragon arabella says, "But if the angel is gorgeous, like in any of Wim Wenders movies, i just want one."

[Public] The spiraling shape will make you go insane, but Soreth says, "What if it's an ugly angel?"

[Public] *IcePrincess* Lori says, "no such thing"

[Public] Got Milk? Get Cookie! LITE says, "back"

[Public] Planeswalker Doma says, "Angels aren't ugly, that's in the job description..."

[Public] little dragon arabella nods to Lori.

[Public] The spiraling shape will make you go insane, but Soreth says, "Okay, what about a fallen angel?"

[Public] little dragon arabella says, "Becuase they're not human and they're pure good but they still have freewill"

[Public] Planeswalker Doma says, "Demons? FEH!"

[Public] little dragon arabella says, "Still beautiful. I refer you to City of Angels, Wings of Desire, or Faraway, So Close!"

[Public] Planeswalker Doma says, "Um, angels might not have free will... I thought they sacrificed it back to their God..."

[Public] little dragon arabella says, "See City of Angels."

[Public] little dragon arabella says, "or ask Mr. Wenders. He speaks perfect English."

[Public] The spiraling shape will make you go insane, but Soreth says, "okay."

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